ITT: post your worst shallow fears

ITT: post your worst shallow fears

>Cut avocado
>No seed
>Cut through to hand
>Never trust again

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Self bump

>use batroom
>take shit
>look for toilet wipes
>notfound.exe
>wipe shit with hands
>leave bathroom and touch everything with feces encrusted hand

Locate spider, run for the spider catcher, come back, spider gone. Can't sleep.

this is scary because what if it was eaten by a vietnamese centipede

People need to start using chopping boards more/

If I see you mentioning spiders again, I'll kill you.

>see spider
>run to spider catcher
>spiders coever the spider catcher
>DEERGOD.jpg

thats not even the issue with avocado hand. you're not supposed to stab right into it like in the pic. a firm chop and twist is all that's needed.

i still don't get why you would stab an avocado like that

well it killed my father and raped my mother.

>See a flying insect while indoors in my peripheral vision

Always flip the fuck out and then attack, has to be the size of a quarter or larger. Flies, bees, mosquitos don't do me.

and with its final strike it took your hand

You DO NOT need a hospital visit for that. Take out
clean Pierce wound THOUROUGHLY
neopsporin
Bandage
Good

i really appreciate the medical advice i find on this board

Go to the deepest depths of hell faggot

>Bees attack me
It happens alot
>Teeth falling out nightmares lately
They actually could fall out with my defect teeth
>My family dies
My dad fell in the shower and tons of people die that way
My sister tripped on our steps. A head hit could have meant death
My mom dies of stress. Stroke, heart attack, death fatigue could really happen
I die from sneezing while driving and I don't see the fucktarded pulling out from half a foot in front of me like a fuck dicking cock GARRGLE tit nigger and I get side swiped spin out and crash into a family of four SUV and we both hit a tree and crack our heads wide open and die.

It happens alot

>anatomy of an octolegged jew

>Avocado hand is the latest British epidemic
>London surgeons told The Times they are treating an increasing number of home cooks with avocado hand. Avocado hand happens when someone holding an avocado, slices through the fruit with too much pressure and slashes their hand, sometimes even striking a nerve.
>usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/12/avocado-hand-latest-british-epidemic/320060001/

so you mean daily life in India then?

What the fuck is so hard about using a damn spoon

you forgot 'repair severed tendons with stapler and replace damaged nerves with electrical wire'

but you can't find the centipede either because there's a silverfish lurking in the darkest corners of your bedroom

He was clearly acting in self defense, faggot/

I thought that those had nein legs?

The lazy fuckers already have knife in their hand after removing the first half.

OP's fear was pre-seed exposure.

i fear never being able to stuff my throat with enough logs of shit

Watching men shaving on tv/in movies.

Makes my skin fucking crawl. Especially when they do their necks.
Razor ads get switched off when I watch tv.

Doesn't bother me seeing myself shaving in the mirror.

Why not have the shit ready before cutting it? Don't most people store their forks, spoons, and knives in the same general area?

>fruit
What the fuck Britain?

Yeah - just they're too lazy to swap

accidentally slide teeth on anything

It fucking haunts my dreams

Yea you really need to have tendons and nerves checked if you like having feeling and use of your hand. Only an idiot would do what u said.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fucking hate them and centipedes get them all the time in my house from some fucking where. Absolutely hate them

>Silverfish in room
found the user that eats in bed

>slide teeth
Wat?

>come on Sup Forums
>reply to post
>get a (you)

Seriously my worst fear,I think I'll kill my self if anyone responda to me!

You never dragged your teeth down a chalk board user?

>silverfish
fuck off jewish interpreter of communal frights

faggots deserve it then

What's a silverfish

its a minecraft enemy, google it. autists freak out when they see them underground

Avocados are fruit you fucking mong

What the fuck

Crabs. No not the std but the terrorists of the sea of course.

Armoured fucking sand sucking prick that hide and pinch your toes and crawl over your feet and scare you... crabs. Fuck.

I remember I was swimming around just off the beach in just a few feet of water, where waves were still breaking. I was really young. Had goggles on. A large wave broke and stirred up some sand. I turned around and there was a crab like 5 inches from my.face snapping it's little claws.

..What kind of fuckwit is gonna hold a fruit and cut it in their hand? Matter of fact, don't. Let natural selection do its work.