ITT: Post like a newfag

ITT: Post like a newfag

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What's a "newfag"?

How do I get ID Heaven?

how do i post a triforce?

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praise kek
post rare pepes

Lol how am I a newfag? That's offensive to the LGBTQ community ;-;

@749055991
suck my dick u gayfer XD LOL

Newfag

hAhA sPoOdErMaN! gEt It?

wutz a newfag?

No trap thread?

what is this death grip music you speak of?

@749055991
where do i put the noko?

I'm not a newfag XD nice bate tho :P, and also I was in a screen cap once newfags dont do that lol

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So close for the quads m8

Recently saw someone type
>how many times do we have to tell you grills, tits or gtfo. Am I right or what guys?

Bring back snacks.

GUYS, I AM JUST LIKE YOU, I AM A REBEL, MY MOMMY SAID I COULDN'T BE ON THIS SITE, BUT I AM!

noko

nice dubss

What is this im only 12?

I WANT ME SZECHUAN SAUCE
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK

tesy, do not reply

my favorite artist is lil yachty

@749057174
I want my sawss REEEE

Hola soy nuevo en Sup Forums la gente dice que este sitio da miedo pero estoy seguro que podemos ser buenos amigos.

Help me raid my ex's fb page

This is America, speak english wtf

why would I pretend to be a newfag? I'm an oldfag and I'm proud of that. I've been here since 2001, and I'll wear it like a badge of honor, thank you very much.

Came here to say this.

>not being a TOTSE oldfag
jej

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Has anyone noticed a lot of trap threads lately? They should honestly get their own board for their faggot spam

I would like to speak with the hacker known as Sup Forums

Try to think that i Am a new fag and these isn't america these is Sup Forums

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Traps are gay

Hey guys. Look at this faggoo muggoo. Heres his phone number
+44 Xxxxxxx you know what do!
XD
Fb for over achievers
Bookface.cum/acc/Imafag

Just breathe air until the demons are gone
Just drink water until the demons are gone
Just dig earth until the demons are gone
Then we can burn fire forever
For the demons will have found their home

I wasn't ready boys arent supposed to do that it bled so much plungers arent dildos
Children's lives are sacred
Nah blah back sheep

>Resistance isn't futile
Never gonna give you up
Don't mutilate genitals
>This is not good. I hope you realize masturbating and fetishes are stifling to your overall health when indulged like this.
I am drinking dragonfruit mega c
>Celebrating women's form accepted
>Modifying body to resemble women's for superficial reasons unacceptable
I would fuck her right in the pussy
>This is depiction of children having sex
>i have fapped to worse
This is clearly an attack on our womens self esteem and privacy. I like it
> no way whiteboi
Jist use your fist
Poor penis enlargement victims
Wow r34 gets me hards
>i love roleplaying
Whatever's healthy
>get help suicides never am option
Get help we love you
I support trump
Love
Trust
The bad guys cant beat us with those things
I need help
>Love. That's all you care about. What about weapons? What about domination of the enemy?
You guys clearly backed the wrong conceptual horse
>no room is safe from the turbulent power of turbulent juice
What are the kitties to do
>I can't believe our tax dollars paid for this
Scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.
>at least the devil has a job
Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?
>I want to help you
You wanted to be safe from the government so you became a stupid government
>maybe we should go home and stockpile weapons like that show doomsday preppers
This guys entire planet was destroyed, have some perspective

No this is definitely America bro I just looked outside to double check. Whchi state you in, Guam?

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO FUNNY GUYS XDDDD

Nice double doubles!

Where is Moot. If you turn 360 degrees that means you made a full circle.

you're such a newfag newfag, newfag! get out newfag.

like a newfag

Sure is summer in here you guys

Try to guess yu will be surprise

Pueto Rico?

This is a spiderman thread now XD

Won't that derail the thread though?

Close enough, i am from Cuba so tell me wath do you feel talking to a comunist

LOL!!

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What does "lol" stand for?

DUDE SUMMERFAGS XD

>wath do you feel talking to a comunist
Free. You guys got cool 50's cars though, so it can't be all bad.

Where's my gorethread?
This is fucking Sup Forums

am i a newfag yet?

I am truly a newfag or that was what a newfag would say nou you have the doubt. I am a new fag or i'm just pretending to be one?

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HEY.
Don't call people NEWFAG.
THATS OFFENSIVE

Well meme'd sir

What is this?

what you say little bitch ?

FUCK. GET THE FUCKING BANANA OUT. FUCKING FUCK FUCKING SHIT.

You mean the Chevrolet's those cars only have a chasis from the 50's the engine and all the other patrts are from different models. Try to think that those cars are the automobilistic version of Frankestein.

>Le green text

That's pretty cool though, we don't see those old body types here anymore, and I really love the sweeping bulbous curves those cars had. The fact that you guys gut them and fill the insides with modern engines just makes it cooler that you're driving around those half-century old monsters.

hahahaha modern you say those cars are like zombies they move but you don't know HOW

not quite sure with the terminology.
you mean like
>i'm 12 and just browsed Sup Forums on my iphone because my older brother told me to-newfag
or
>i started browsing Sup Forums when /chloe/ or the catgoddes were still a thing-newfag ?

nice

youtube.com/watch?v=rWHniL8MyMM
Something about that really appeals to me though, I love cars that look like they have no business still working but refuse to die.

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topkek

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well my country is your dream then

TL;DR.

how do I upvote?

Looks like the "nice" parts of India. I just love that the embargo resulted in you guys preserving old vehicles that vanished off our roads decades ago, it's neat to see those classics being used outside of an auto show.

Ship too big

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If I ever see you ever mention spiders again, I will kill you.

1. take scissors
2. Cut off penis and balls
3. Profit

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@749063117
AhHaAHaHAHAhah
Well meme'd mi amigo!
You certainly know your way around this websight!

No I don't i'm new

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I would like to see a ferrari