You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.
Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.
You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.
Parker Bennett
Roll
Michael Rogers
roll
Asher Taylor
rull
Ayden Jackson
REROLL
Jack Thompson
Reroll
Tyler Parker
where did all the newbs go
Owen Rivera
Roll
Juan Ward
Not playing if i get over 80 or 90 sorry.
Adrian Roberts
Rolling for anything not Muslim.
Christian Ward
African and Muslim. Hooray.
Evan Clark
roll
Evan Torres
This is an improvement. Maybe tea with yak butter ain't so bad.
Carter Bell
roll
Bentley Wright
Please no brown people
Anthony Morris
somewhere good
Carson Mitchell
>aborded
Juan Sanchez
Pork roll egg and cheese
Carson Long
c'mon 76!
Connor Ortiz
roll
Camden Brooks
roll
Jason Brown
rewl
Evan Sanchez
Rolling for ur mum
Camden Campbell
Roll pls
Chase Brooks
I think 76, 58, and 07 are the most popular placements.
Roll for one of those.
Grayson Lee
PLEASE BE A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY!
Austin Roberts
Oh shit ima get skinned, rebro
Mason Young
Rolling! Let’s see what I get.
Easton Perez
Put me on the next flight
Aiden Bennett
YES
Nolan Scott
roooll
Mason Sullivan
Roll
Tyler Hughes
degege
Anthony Morris
Roll
Carter Barnes
Rullin
Nicholas Edwards
Ew. Reroll
Ayden Campbell
rerolll stupid 89 not fair
Chase Garcia
Ey boi
Adam Barnes
Aye, lucky me! Well, glad I took this fecking job right here. You say I get extra money for beer? Sounds like I'll get my citizenship in no time! First thing I'd do is grow my beard out so I can relate to my ancient kin folk. This is a good deal. First vacation I get, I'm going to visit my great grandfather's farm.
Colton Lee
rolling for a good home for a well of white cis male
Aiden Williams
nigger
Blake Ramirez
roll
Jacob Carter
rolloooo
Isaac Kelly
Murica it is
Jaxon Cruz
Not only will the State Department pay you a COLA, but it will also pay for your housing, transport, and security.
Landon Hill
Im not living amongst the niggerest of the all. Reroll.
Austin Jones
hope you like downed airplanes and ladybois
Xavier Reed
tldr
Lincoln Hernandez
rollt
Luis Murphy
...
Jeremiah Cox
Gotta role
Isaac Campbell
too late POO IN LOO
Jaxson Harris
abort abort
Levi Hughes
Roll
Jeremiah Turner
cunt
Joseph Gomez
roll
Jacob King
at least i'm not a gypsy like you lmao
Chase Carter
Reroll holy shit
Samuel Rivera
T7
Evan Adams
Rowing
Angel Jones
Roll
James Hill
Rollporting for duty
Jackson Edwards
...
Lucas Turner
roll
Ethan Davis
And like that I got Spain
Robert Turner
Roll
Justin Flores
roll
Xavier Wilson
roll cause im cool
Connor Myers
mission accomplished
Jacob Hall
Roll.
Juan Edwards
Rollin nigga
Bentley Ross
I guess I'll be assigned to freedom land, gimme USA
