ITT: traps, trans, CDs, sissies, femboys, chasers, faggots, degenerates, and mental illness

ITT: traps, trans, CDs, sissies, femboys, chasers, faggots, degenerates, and mental illness.

As always, fresh OC is encouraged.

Continuation from Sumoning Hailey

first for gay nigger association

mlep

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Jane Reporting in!

With how often my training tell me to never use my back when lifting or squatting, trust me I used good form.

Yummy. Post more

Welcom back, little slut.

Why is it always cute poses and never fuck vids

Because cuteness > lewdness

Thank you daddy!

>tfw you set too high of standards for yourself
>tfw you live on the east coast where everyone is a 40 year old crossdresser in drag
>tfw you'll never cuddle a 10/10 cute trap boyfriend on a winter night for warmth

should just neck myself

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Toast is also still up... fml

Welcome back, toast of the pretty eyes.

The spiciest OC, ONLY FOR YOU OP.
Save it, it's ALL YOURS.

Fuck that gay shit nigga. Run dem cheeks

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Good. I still remember when i was about to get a hernia for not using a belt. By the way. Did you got that pumpking latte the other day?

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MMMMHHH oh how I'd do that banana. Do you REALLY really like this image? mmmmmhhh *inserts* ooooooh

a lil bit more

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Oh livin the high life, save it all my friends!

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What a beauty! Those elegant yellow shades

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mmmmmh that cheeky grin, I'd save it all the time everyday if I could

Lmao, there's nothing to work out. I can not be fixed, Ive already tried. I have to kill myself, there is literally no way around it.

But, that's not what I came here for. I came for traps, not to kill the vibe fam

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What a smile!

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WOW!
Can't believe this pose,... this peel

Ok, not bad. Show your booty

Awww how sweet

Need to be stretched more than just with a sharpie

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

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I did not the line was to long!
And I hope you're alright Now! I went to the er because I thought I had one a while back but it ended up being a hydrocel or something like that

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic?Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.?You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

YLYL Thread

You all scoffed at me. You told me I wasn't welcome in your YLYL threads. You told me I was the cancer, and that I need to go. Well who's laughing now, fuckers?

There are six YLYL threads in the catalog as we speak and they're all the same, almost image for image. You thought I wasn't the cure, but the cancer itself. And now look what you have: rage comics, Islam shitposting and granny porn. You're yearning for me. I can see it, and I can feel it. The banana doesn't seem so bad now, does it? Well you denied me, and now you have to suffer the consequences.

But just know this. Interspersed between all the shitposting, there are still bananas. We are still out there, and we still embrace YLYL threads wholeheartedly. We may lie dormant for now, but when the time comes, we'll come back stronger and funnier than ever. And you will never, ever get rid of us

goddess

friendzone me the FUCK up ?????????????????????????? m'lady shit m'lady sHit?? thats ? some m'lady ????????shit right????there???????????? right?there ??if i do ?a? so my self ???? i say so ???? thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ????? ?????) mMMMM?????? ?????????????O0??OOOOO???Oooo????????????????????????? ???? ???? ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? M'lady shitfriendzone me the FUCK up ?????????????????????????? m'lady shit m'lady sHit?? thats ? some m'lady ????????shit right????there???????????? right?there ??if i do ?a? so my self ???? i say so ???? thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ????? ?????) mMMMM?????? ?????????????O0??OOOOO???Oooo????????????????????????? ???? ???? ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? M'lady shit

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moar pls

christ idk what Sup Forums is doing to me but some of these pics ARE FUCKING HOT

As you wish!

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you remind me of alice. yaknow, the fag thats in denial that he's a dude

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As a man that has been addicted to Milk since I was thirteen, and being almost 27 now, it is a hard thing to stop. It is really the only drug that I have ever been addicted to and have had serious issues trying to stop.
I cannot find the article now, but I read a couple years ago that people who have been consuming milk from a young age find vast trouble quitting, and is on par with a nicotine or cocaine addiction. I am being very serious, there are forums out there with people admitting and talking about milk addiction and how terrible it is. I myself have tried quitting numerous times and after about 2-3 days I get very irritable and have an insatiable need for it, it can be the only thing I think about. When I eventually relapse I can consume an entire gallon in half a day, albeit my normal consumption is usually a gallon roughly ever day and a half. The reason for this is that cow milk increases the level of naturally occurring opiates in your brain by about four to seven percent. This may seem minuscule, but if your brain is used to that level of operation over the course of many years, then it is highly noticeable.

Milk to me is something that I do not need, is unnecessary, and is a dumb part of my diet. As a man that drinks as much as I do it vastly increases the risk for prostate cancer, it also contributes to weight gain to a large degree, and is simply not healthy. My grandfather told me that he stopped drinking milk cold turkey in his thirties and that just from that ALONE, and no other changes in his diet, he lost fifteen pounds in a month.
Now I may love Milk, in terms of it keeping my opiate levels at an accustomed level, and also just it's texture and taste, but I know it is not good for me.
I hope that someday soon I can overcome it and quit forever. I am going to be trying again this week

kik? xD

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I agree! How about you fuck me instead?
The person that does the cooking things right? Never really understood those tbh, but people enjoy it so thats good!

add smiling banana taking off it's peel in a provocative fashion

When our parents were our age, they had a meme market that flourished, but those days have passed. Today the meme stock market is plummeting, a Grade-B Pepe was worth 100 shekels in 1985 but today a Grade-B Pepe is only worth 20-25 shekels. This is a serious problem. A problem our parents never had to deal with. Rich company CEOs like the Koch brothers don't care about meme inflation (memeflation) and don't care about the meme stock market all because they have thousands of memes, Grade-SS memes to be exact. We need to fix this problem and try to get non-millennials to care because once they pass we will need to deal with their problems. In 2014 I got a small loan of a million shekels, back in 1985 that could have gotten me around 10 Grade-SS memes today it can't even get me one. So please vote Barney Sandals to fix this atrocity of a meme stock market. ? Sincerely, TreeB ??Meme Market Specialist

Enjoying my contributions, op?

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ASL?

Can I fuck you instead of that guy?

69 / banana / murica
When our parents were our age, they had a meme market that flourished, but those days have passed. Today the meme stock market is plummeting, a Grade-B Pepe was worth 100 shekels in 1985 but today a Grade-B Pepe is only worth 20-25 shekels. This is a serious problem. A problem our parents never had to deal with. Rich company CEOs like the Koch brothers don't care about meme inflation (memeflation) and don't care about the meme stock market all because they have thousands of memes, Grade-SS memes to be exact. We need to fix this problem and try to get non-millennials to care because once they pass we will need to deal with their problems. In 2014 I got a small loan of a million shekels, back in 1985 that could have gotten me around 10 Grade-SS memes today it can't even get me one. So please vote Barney Sandals to fix this atrocity of a meme stock market. ? Sincerely, TreeB ??Meme Market Specialist

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You'd have to earn that, slut. First I'd make you crawl over to me and get my cock ready with your throat.

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Age: 18
Sex: (you know this one)
Location: Auckland NZ!
First cum first serve!! I'm a virgin tho so better snap me up quick!

Pic related hits close to home, eh?

>Crawl over to me
Like this daddy?

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When our parents were our age, they had a meme market that flourished, but those days have passed. Today the meme stock market is plummeting, a Grade-B Pepe was worth 100 shekels in 1985 but today a Grade-B Pepe is only worth 20-25 shekels. This is a serious problem. A problem our parents never had to deal with. Rich company CEOs like the Koch brothers don't care about meme inflation (memeflation) and don't care about the meme stock market all because they have thousands of memes, Grade-SS memes to be exact. We need to fix this problem and try to get non-millennials to care because once they pass we will need to deal with their problems. In 2014 I got a small loan of a million shekels, back in 1985 that could have gotten me around 10 Grade-SS memes today it can't even get me one. So please vote Barney Sandals to fix this atrocity of a meme stock market. ? Sincerely, TreeB ??Meme Market SpecialistWhen our parents were our age, they had a meme market that flourished, but those days have passed. Today the meme stock market is plummeting, a Grade-B Pepe was worth 100 shekels in 1985 but today a Grade-B Pepe is only worth 20-25 shekels. This is a serious problem. A problem our parents never had to deal with. Rich company CEOs like the Koch brothers don't care about meme inflation (memeflation) and don't care about the meme stock market all because they have thousands of memes, Grade-SS memes to be exact. We need to fix this problem and try to get non-millennials to care because once they pass we will need to deal with their problems. In 2014 I got a small loan of a million shekels, back in 1985 that could have gotten me around 10 Grade-SS memes today it can't even get me one. So please vote Barney Sandals to fix this atrocity of a meme stock market. ? Sincerely, TreeB ??Meme Market Specialist

Virgin in the ass, or virgin fucking asses, little slut?

i bet your skin is silky smooth

If only you were in the UK :P

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Oh, you can save this image ANY way you want ;)

Well it makes sense, dang seasonal drinks are always kind of sought after. And yeah im fine, that was like 2 years ago and good. It would have been a shame if it was indeed a hernia

you cn’t see it. but im flipping you off. i am flipping you off with both my hands. im typing this with my middle finger. i am flipping you off right now. flipping you off so hard right now. you can’t see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it. i am. i am flipping you off right now. because you can’t see it, let me describe it for you. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands. my middle fingers are extended. they’re pointing to the sky. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it. now, i’m waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off.

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I'm the ruler of all the Neko's! You'll enjoy my page, that's if you like Neko's! If you don't please unfollow me..... Anyway!
Some Things you will see on my page include:
Ecchi
Manga
Some Hentai ((Every once in a while))
K-pop
Some Japan info
My Edits
And an amazing group of friends
I really hope we can all get along! I love having more people in this amazing family I have! I will always have this family! and soon... you'll be part of it! I will Never criticize you about your Race, Gender, Age, Personality, If your Emo, Etc. I feel we are all special in our own way and no one should be criticized just for being themselves, it's not right at all!
I know the feeling of being Judged.... I have to go through it everyday irl! sighs A lot You think I don't care about you but I do... I keep to myself.. I change from sad to happy because I don't want people to ask questions. Whatever I feel on here I feel the same In Real Life. Yet... I keep being played.... My life is like a Guitar, When all the notes are lined up it plays a beautiful melody, but.. when one of the strings is broken.. its hard to fix it. I Give everyone more then one chance... I keep forgiving them because we're all only human, we make mistakes. It's not right to hold something against a person.. Holding a grudge is just going to make the situation worst then it already is.
Please... Don't start any drama on my page... I'm begging you... please.. don't....
cheers up anyway.... If you ever need someone to talk to or you wanna do something weird or kinky or shit, I'm your girl!
Like and comment some shit, please have fun, enjoy yourself! Your always welcome on my page and in my wonderful wonderland!
It's been very Nya Nice to meet chu! :3

Both! So pure and innocent (hehe forget that last part)
It is!! Moisturize everyday!
I wish! It looks so cool over there! I have some relatives there too!

well, i'm summoned from my lurking state but i aint got nothin new and im not here for long hah

Just like that.. but with your ass on show and a plug in your hole so you could feel it as you move

my webcam quality is shit but I tried
thank u! it can get annoying having to shave them so much

Hell, i didn't even got to try the silly unicor frappe

Pay for my airline ticket and you might get what you want

Oc

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I used to be like you retards when I was a teenager, up until about age 19. I got sick of sitting on the sidelines.

First thing I did was start taking school seriously. I graduated with two associates degrees both in applied science. I got my RN and my EMT-P (Paramedic) - I became successful for a 22 year old in my town.

I also started working out and running. I got in great shape. I made new friends and started going out to bars and getting into fights. Drinking, partying, etc. At this point I was absolutely crushing pussy. This lasted a few years.

Then 9/11 happened, I joined the army 18 months later. After almost 5 years in the army I was given an honorable discharge and a decent amount of awards including a purple heart. Before my first deployment I married the dimepiece I was fucking when I enlisted.

After the army I moved to Phoenix, AZ where I started my own business, because it was time to stack some chips. I knew I was getting to the age where I needed a lot of money. So I opened a butcher shop in 08. My wife didnt have to work, so she went to ASU and got a degree in Tourism Development and Event Management. Meanwhile I was growing my business, because motherfucking money.

I turned 38 last week. My wife now makes more than our business working for an event management conpany. We have more money than we really need, no kids, both of us are in great shape - and last year she got on board with threesomes, and me fucking other women that she approves.

Moral here is stop being a bunch of whiny pussies. If you dont have what you want, do something about it.

i wanna sniff her hole

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Hmmm, i liking what i see. Now lower those panties and show us your little hole. Also, camera looks fine

Then 9/11 happened, I joined the army 18 months later. After almost 5 years in the army I was given an honorable discharge and a decent amount of awards including a purple heart. Before my first deployment I married the dimepiece I was fucking when I enlisted.
Then 9/11 happened, I joined the army 18 months later. After almost 5 years in the army I was given an honorable discharge and a decent amount of awards including a purple heart. Before my first deployment I married the dimepiece I was fucking when I enlisted.

Some parts are distinctly better than others! I went into the City of London for the first time (the central bit) earlier this year! It was gawj

Moar

Mmm sounds amazing daddy! I'd love for you to plug me up!
Sorry I already have a cutie that I'm saving up for! But if you fly here then sure!
A-ma-zing! Gotta go someday!