Senior quotes due tonight

Senior quotes due tonight
trips and i'll submit yours.

"It is what it is."

...

"I'm gay." -OP

THIS IS NOT THE SECRET MESSAGE

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

Please cuck me someone

IM PICKLE RICK!!!!

"Let all debts be forgiven and all slaves be freed."

"I'm out. Fuck all you niggers."

Please cuck me

>Don't slam a door on your dick, it will never work right again.

Philadelphia Eagles are the best Football team

WHERES MY TENDIES REEEEEEEE

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual.

-Donald trump

"Steal beams can't melt jet fuel."

I like to fuck little boys

To be fair, you have to have averyhigh IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volyaliterature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to trulyappreciatethe depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epicFathers and SonsI'm smirking right now justimaginingone of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how Ipitythem. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Traps Ain’t Gay

...

Rerol

"I am a meme lord"

#metoo

Im on Sup Forums atleast an hour a day roast me

>Senior quotes due tonight
>trips and i'll submit yours.
"I'm Gay" in Idubbbz lol
>The whole line

"I was the gimp at the English department's Christmas orgy."

Bernie 2020 cummunism will win

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" 'Freies Arabien Legion'. Look it up. "
For those that don't know, that's the part of the Wehrmacht made up of Arabs and Africans (including sub-saharan iirc), fighting to free Arabia from British colonial rule
Will surely wake up a Normie or two

niggers arent people

"Kony 2012"

zrg

Bitcoins are worthless

"Nigger. Nigger. Nigger."

Fuck that was close

When I was a small child I accidentally got a gi joe stuck in my rectum

Reroll

"I'm coming out of the closet. Homophobes back off"

Rerolling

I didnt even need this education anyway. I watch richard and mortimer, other wise known as RICK AND MORTY for you un-intellectuals.

Piss on yo kek
Nigga behek

>Don't slam a door on your dick, it will never work right again.
reroll

Reroll

Re roll

"I will always have a boner for Vice Principal ."

"I'll miss the smell of the men's locker room"

>"I was the gimp at the English department's Christmas orgy."
this

Kek wills it

Squeeeeeps

"women smell better when they sleep"

"Brony4lyfe"

I PULL NO BITCHES

reroll

"I am coming out with my senior quote. Please accept me"

I am g a y

"Eat, sleep, and fuck bitches"

Either all of its okay, or none of its okay. -idubbbz

I've always wanted to see this do we have the full movie with English subs?

I just want to know the story lmao

Don't hate me cuz im fat :-)

weroll

enjoy shota sunday!

Moot made me do it lol

Nigger, nigger, nigger.
Looks like I'm just a nigger
Best prepare to die.

"Maybe if my screams of pain are loud enough, God will hear me."

"I can say the 'n' word because I talked to a half black kid"

helpimstuckinfactory

>This was slightly less painful than Coach

"Why did I go on Sup Forums today"

Re rollerino

"I rolled trips on Sup Forums and all I got was this lousy senior quote"

I lathe life

To See The Flames, You Must Open Your Eyes - Random user

IM PICKLE RICK!!

...

Re Rollin

"I'm not saying I'm gay, but I really want to fuck all fags to death."

this

"I'm obsessed with Samantha"

reroll this nigga

666?

Ain't nobody not done nothin'

Thanks this was mine. Re rolling

I LIKE TO DRINK ASS SWEAT FROM WHORES WHO GET ANALED CREAMPIED

You thought it was [anons name here], but it was me, Dio, all along!

Gas The Kikes, Race War Now!

I once got my dick stuck in my asshole one time

rawl

getz

I like to suck turds through a straw

I'M PICKLE RICK!!

this!

My laser death eyes judge you guilty
-Jesus

"fuck this shit, I'm out"

Hitler did nothing wrong

PICKLE RICK

Jufjfufkdidii

So close

I didn't pull out of my mom

60 moar
also gas the muslims

>Niggers, Faggots, and Feminazis are pretty cool by me.