>I was in my mom's room talking to her about what we were having for dinner. >Her boyfriend was in the shower and didn't know I was talking to her in their room. >They have one of those bathrooms that leads directly into the bedroom. >He walked out completely naked and I saw everything >40 year old man dad bod, slightly chubby, extremely hairy, several tattoos, HUNG LIKE A GODDAMN MALE PORN STAR... the mental image is still burned into my head... >He looked at me shocked for a nano-second and ran back into the bathroom. >I ran out of the room and ran straight back to my room, trying to process what just happened >After a few seconds my mom started calling me. >Boyfriend was back in the bathroom. Mom was laughing. I lied and said I'd been paying attention to her and hadn't seen his... lower regions. >Don't know how I'm going to ever be able to look him in the eye ever again. >I feel as though my precious innocence has been shattered and trampled to the ground
>Worst part about all this is that I'm a girl >First time I've ever seen a penis in real life and its on a 40 year old man with a dad bod >Thinking about going full lesbian now or becoming a nun
Luke Baker
tits or GTFO
Lincoln Martinez
Become nun. post pics to prove it.
Bentley Campbell
tits or gtfo
Andrew Jones
So... You are not really into large dicks?
Ryder Morgan
Just show him your flappy vag and you're equal. This is a test, you've got to show him who the alpha is. Trust me, i'm a male porn star.
Andrew Long
Honestly, don't become a lesbian. Go to /d/ and look at this thread. Embrace it and become a cock hungry slut. Also maybe post tits with timestamp?
Nathaniel Martin
Yes, OP. Go nun. Why would you poop out sinners? Go to a nunnery. I'm okay as far as dudes go, but I could tell you things about myself that would make you think I shudda never been borned. Go to a nunnery, OP.
James Ward
No. Go look up porn. They have nicer tits.
Oliver Ramirez
OP is 12. This thread is stupid.
Nathan Stewart
ok well post your feet then
John Cook
Was this guy a nigger by any chance?
Mason Davis
The quality of tits doesn't matter. We want new tits not tits we have seen 100 times.
Ian Cooper
what is wrong with dad bods?
Jordan Robinson
You'll be traumatized for life. Best to seek help, like a rape councilor or something.
Ethan Powell
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Camden Murphy
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John Jackson
>>Don't know how I'm going to ever be able to look him in the eye ever again. You suck his dick, and look up into his eyes. Now get with the incest sister.
Kevin Richardson
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William Gomez
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Liam Garcia
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Luis Roberts
What's wrong with penis?
Isaac Morgan
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Bentley Edwards
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Ethan Smith
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Eli Moore
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Matthew Richardson
tits or gtfo
Brody Jenkins
oh no i saw a dick im now gonna become a feminist because watchin dicks is gross and men should die
Caleb Flores
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Justin Nguyen
>Not posting frosted flakes
Jaxson Phillips
I mean if youre not a good looking girl and all you can aspire to fuck are guys w dad bods then yeah you might as well go lesbian
Brandon Rodriguez
Nice almost quints, full lesbian not a bad idea lol
Evan Powell
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Daniel Jackson
my dad walks around naked in front of me..... I know how you feel
Nolan Murphy
it's further down the list
Nicholas Torres
This penis belongs to a 40 year old man. That is what's wrong with it.
Jacob Murphy
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Joshua Anderson
That only happens in hentai
Daniel Cox
what's wrong with being a 40 year old man
Chase Ortiz
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Christian Reyes
>no Cinnamon Toast Crunch FUCK THIS THREAD
Ryder Edwards
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Brody Miller
Penis belongs to mother's BF B: >wat wrong w dong? OP: >40yo dong is wat.
Yup.
Connor White
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Christian Adams
I know the feel user
Adam Barnes
OP how old are you because your thread makes you sound like a child.
Julian Allen
This.
James Cooper
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Jaxson Sullivan
how fucking young are you
Camden Jenkins
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Kayden Kelly
If you're freaking out this much over a large dick, then part of me wants to say that you enjoyed seeing it. The fact that you're obsessing about it says alot.
Grow up. It's just a dick.
John Kelly
MOAR
Brody Price
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Easton King
The real reason for the tits or gtfo meme is that most anons don't believe that girls actually post things like this and they just want to confirm that it's not just some neckbeard user with roleplaying with his dick hanging out, that's pretty much it
Jackson Parker
I don't want to see nicer tits, I want to see YOUR tits.
Leo Jones
This thread just confirms that OP is actually a fucking 12 year old. No if . ands or buts about it...
James Flores
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Owen Diaz
Fuck i just nutted, thanks user bro
Connor Flores
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Sebastian Flores
Fuck off. Until you post tits and timestamp no one should be giving you the time of day. All y'all niggas itt should only be replying with tits or GTFO. Not give ng free advice without confirming if op is even actually a girl and not some fag jerking off to y'all's little white knight responses.
Lucas Lee
I'd call you a newfag, but you'd probably think that applies to someone that's new to Sup Forums.
William Russell
needed to add some new ones anyways
Camden Gutierrez
Can i save pic?
Henry Cook
there's always that .1% chance that OP was actually a femanon
not really looking for results here, just planting seeds
Angel White
Cereal bro here trying to shut this stupid shit down.
Ayden Morgan
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Jackson Richardson
Keep up good work
William Powell
This one is and will always be my favorite cereal.
Justin Long
Oi ,Whose makin a ruckus?
Kevin Jenkins
MODS MODSSSSSS
Adam Edwards
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Liam Smith
shh dont fcking call them
Aiden Foster
For real though these are just pictures of cereal this is not like a trains or sink thread wew lad those are bad shit.
Nolan Russell
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the god damn cereal thread faggot
Josiah Martin
Haha dont worry the second cock you see will look less disgusting then that
Noah Murphy
If you call the mods OP will get banned for being underage.
Jason Gonzalez
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Samuel Anderson
This one is and always will be my favorite serial
Ryan Brown
Alright you fruits i am out!
Luke Phillips
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Dylan Ortiz
And to think if I was dating you your Mom's boy toy would treat me like shit, but the old geezer scared you for life and your mom laughs about it.
John Adams
lets be honest u kinda like it and want more, btw tits
Ethan James
>eeeek a penis!
Charles Sanchez
I hunt birds like you for fun and use the blood for my fucking cereal bitch.
James Phillips
Liar
Carter Sullivan
Oyakodon is the only answer.
Ryan Kelly
Op it's okay if you are a trap. Just post dick pics.
Joshua Nguyen
OP is ugly+underaged confirmed.
Luke Johnson
It's because the only reason someone would randomly mention that they are female is to get the perks that come with being a female. If they want the perks of being a female, they have to offer something if they want special treatment because you can't have sex with them over the internet, therefor they must post tits or gtfo.