This happened about an hour ago

This happened about an hour ago.

>I was in my mom's room talking to her about what we were having for dinner.
>Her boyfriend was in the shower and didn't know I was talking to her in their room.
>They have one of those bathrooms that leads directly into the bedroom.
>He walked out completely naked and I saw everything
>40 year old man dad bod, slightly chubby, extremely hairy, several tattoos, HUNG LIKE A GODDAMN MALE PORN STAR... the mental image is still burned into my head...
>He looked at me shocked for a nano-second and ran back into the bathroom.
>I ran out of the room and ran straight back to my room, trying to process what just happened
>After a few seconds my mom started calling me.
>Boyfriend was back in the bathroom. Mom was laughing. I lied and said I'd been paying attention to her and hadn't seen his... lower regions.
>Don't know how I'm going to ever be able to look him in the eye ever again.
>I feel as though my precious innocence has been shattered and trampled to the ground

>Worst part about all this is that I'm a girl
>First time I've ever seen a penis in real life and its on a 40 year old man with a dad bod
>Thinking about going full lesbian now or becoming a nun

tits or GTFO

Become nun. post pics to prove it.

tits or gtfo

So... You are not really into large dicks?

Just show him your flappy vag and you're equal. This is a test, you've got to show him who the alpha is. Trust me, i'm a male porn star.

Honestly, don't become a lesbian.
Go to /d/ and look at this thread.
Embrace it and become a cock hungry slut. Also maybe post tits with timestamp?

Yes, OP. Go nun. Why would you poop out sinners? Go to a nunnery. I'm okay as far as dudes go, but I could tell you things about myself that would make you think I shudda never been borned. Go to a nunnery, OP.

No. Go look up porn. They have nicer tits.

OP is 12. This thread is stupid.

ok well post your feet then

Was this guy a nigger by any chance?

The quality of tits doesn't matter. We want new tits not tits we have seen 100 times.

what is wrong with dad bods?

You'll be traumatized for life. Best to seek help, like a rape councilor or something.

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>>Don't know how I'm going to ever be able to look him in the eye ever again.
You suck his dick, and look up into his eyes.
Now get with the incest sister.

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What's wrong with penis?

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tits or gtfo

oh no i saw a dick im now gonna become a feminist because watchin dicks is gross and men should die

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>Not posting frosted flakes

I mean if youre not a good looking girl and all you can aspire to fuck are guys w dad bods then yeah you might as well go lesbian

Nice almost quints, full lesbian not a bad idea lol

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my dad walks around naked in front of me..... I know how you feel

it's further down the list

This penis belongs to a 40 year old man. That is what's wrong with it.

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That only happens in hentai

what's wrong with being a 40 year old man

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>no Cinnamon Toast Crunch
FUCK THIS THREAD

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Penis belongs to mother's BF
B:
>wat wrong w dong?
OP:
>40yo dong is wat.

Yup.

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I know the feel user

OP how old are you because your thread makes you sound like a child.

This.

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how fucking young are you

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If you're freaking out this much over a large dick, then part of me wants to say that you enjoyed seeing it. The fact that you're obsessing about it says alot.

Grow up. It's just a dick.

MOAR

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The real reason for the tits or gtfo meme is that most anons don't believe that girls actually post things like this and they just want to confirm that it's not just some neckbeard user with roleplaying with his dick hanging out, that's pretty much it

I don't want to see nicer tits, I want to see YOUR tits.

This thread just confirms that OP is actually a fucking 12 year old. No if . ands or buts about it...

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Fuck i just nutted, thanks user bro

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Fuck off. Until you post tits and timestamp no one should be giving you the time of day. All y'all niggas itt should only be replying with tits or GTFO. Not give ng free advice without confirming if op is even actually a girl and not some fag jerking off to y'all's little white knight responses.

I'd call you a newfag, but you'd probably think that applies to someone that's new to Sup Forums.

needed to add some new ones anyways

Can i save pic?

there's always that .1% chance that OP was actually a femanon

not really looking for results here, just planting seeds

Cereal bro here trying to shut this stupid shit down.

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Keep up good work

This one is and will always be my favorite cereal.

Oi ,Whose makin a ruckus?

MODS MODSSSSSS

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shh dont fcking call them

For real though these are just pictures of cereal this is not like a trains or sink thread wew lad those are bad shit.

Shut the fuck up and enjoy the god damn cereal thread faggot

Haha dont worry the second cock you see will look less disgusting then that

If you call the mods OP will get banned for being underage.

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This one is and always will be my favorite serial

Alright you fruits i am out!

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And to think if I was dating you your Mom's boy toy would treat me like shit, but the old geezer scared you for life and your mom laughs about it.

lets be honest u kinda like it and want more, btw tits

>eeeek a penis!

I hunt birds like you for fun and use the blood for my fucking cereal bitch.

Liar

Oyakodon is the only answer.

Op it's okay if you are a trap. Just post dick pics.

OP is ugly+underaged confirmed.

It's because the only reason someone would randomly mention that they are female is to get the perks that come with being a female. If they want the perks of being a female, they have to offer something if they want special treatment because you can't have sex with them over the internet, therefor they must post tits or gtfo.

TITS OR GTFO

Hell yeah my dude