You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf, Sup Forums

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf, Sup Forums

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I do.

because lolis aren't real and real little girls shouldn't date old men

Am beta fag. End of story.

Because I have a gf

I don't think my wife would appreciate it if I had a gf.

expensive and I dont have time to listen her complaining and talking shit about her friends.

im not relationship compatible.
with every gf ive ever had, i get along great with them in the bedroom but as soon as sex is not involved, im controlling, jealous, suspicious, domineering,....
i dont mean to be. just super hard for me to trust i guess.
i dont think there is 1 single marraige in my family tree that didnt have divorce in it somewhere.
ive had 2 now.
so. ive pretty much just given up.

coz I like not being angry and manipulated by some dumb whore

soundcloud.com/user-205633393/buried-and-gone

my Rohypnol order hasn't come in yet

i’m gay

That's more than 10 seconds, faggot

The funeral was last week...

cuz im picky as fuck and wouldn't settle for anything less than OP's pic

I’m into children

Because I have a wife and baby.

My dick's too big

pics or it didnt happen

MODS

I've had many. They're all fuckin crazy. Last one was over 4 years. How is that?

Cuz am gay

test

my mother in law turned out to be sterile

I dont talk to girls

I'm a crazy person who only leaves the house to work.

i type 9000wpm trumper

I just broke up with mine today. Good riddance.

Because I'm fucking 4 different girls every week... who has time?

Wife left me for drugs and to make money as an escort.

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because i have a wife.

I don't have the time nor the patience. But above all else...I'm not really interested.

Broke up because she was a bitch and I lost interest in her

I can relate