My fucking girl shaved herself bald Sup Forums. She went to salon and came back a fucking penis head...

My fucking girl shaved herself bald Sup Forums. She went to salon and came back a fucking penis head. She didn't say anything or ask me about it she just did it. She looks like a fucking dude from behind and I don't know what to do. She asked if it was sexy and I said sure but god damn so looks like she has canicer what do I do now?

Tell her to get a wig collection or you bounce. It's over dude

>She didn't ask me about it
>She asked me about it

Next time you fuck her don't pull her hair. Slap the top of her head repeatedly like yours your jerking your tiny dick off faggot

tell you only fuck dudes in the ass

Spit on her head while you’re fucking.

Also, more face fucking.

If you’re not a faggot, a woman’s hairstyle won’t define your sexual preference.

She didn't ask me about it before she shaved it

this. some women pull of the bald look.

When life gives you a bald bitch, use her head to sand paper shit. ~ Confucius say.

That's like some positive message shit.

...

Is that her in the photo? Dump her and send her my way. I gladly be her man hair or not.

Break up with her. She likely doesnt need a whiny cuck around.

That's because you're a huge desperate faggot.
Whiny cuck? Is she hanging around you? OP has a point.

tell her, like an adult, that, while you still love her, you're unhappy that she did such a drastic change without asking you.

start a gofundme campaign with her picture

say you need money for her cancer treatment

Tatoo a penis cross on the top of her head.

She's a badass babe that doesn't give a shit what you think. Good for her.

Since she hasn't dumped your pansy ass yet, you've still got time to man up and quit being a whiny little bitch.

She can wear her hair however she wants - or shave it all off. She doesn't need your permission and she doesn't have to give a shit about your opinion. You, conversely, can tell her it looks stupid but you love her anyway and she ought to respect that and be cool. If she cries and wants your support she's not the sort of woman who should be shaving her head.

Anyway stop being a pussy.

trips

you have to do it op

Cum on top of her bald head.

Fraud. I like it

BREAK. THAT. SHIT. OFF.

Post pic of her please op. Then we'll let u know if she

Lol femanon alert.

You know the rules bitch.

don't listen to this FEMALE. Dump her if you don't find her attractive anymore and get a different bitch to fuk

Found the cumdumpster.

Either that or you're one of those super creepy male feminists that almost always turns out to be a rapist.

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yeah also if you look at the other posts too you can see some samefag going on too.... that dumb cunt lol.

Tell her "hey cancer bitch, get your shit and get the fuck out".

Suck my dick, newfag.

Found the virgin.

I mean, she’s a bit rough around the edges to begin with, but a shaved head screams “rough sex” to me...so far so true...

What is his point? That he's a bitch.

This is actually not a bad idea.

She went to a salon to shave her head? That takes literally no skill, how much money did she waste on that?

Zyklon b the bitch for culturally appropriating 1940s Jewish women

You're either a fat black woman, or a incredibly beta male.

So many morons in this thread, can't even tell a guy from a girl.

next time you fuck her, ask her to wear paper bag over her head

she has mental issues, start looking around but keep her us fuckbudy...

Grow a 70s era porn stache. Chicks almost always loathe that shit.

When she starts to bitch about it, just say, "Oh, I thought we didn't need each other's permission to do new things with our hair."

Also, try to fuck whichever of her friends has the longest hair.

Oh that's not her. I was just showing how disgusting bald women are.
$33

You're right, a typical American bitch that is probably fat and doesn't care about what her man likes at all.

If my women, and she has, asked me to grow my hair long... I do it. If I ask her not to be a fat bitch, she doesn't. It's that simple. But she is Asian.

American women are spoiled, useless and fat; The reason they are this way is because white men have been so successful. It has turned them all into a bunch of whiny, selfish, self-centered, brats that can't stop over eating.

Beta men are nearly indistinguishable from women. That's why their M'Ladies never want to fuck them.

Im a ten by most womens standards and Id fuck that chick. You beta's are so cucked by the judgment of other autists.

She is probably really insecure about it.
Testing you possibly.
I'd do the rough sex thing and train her into anything she wouldn't do before than keep it going when she grows it back.
Unless you were thinking of breaking up before. Now you have an excuse.

this

This

It's a beta.

A black woman would use complete sentences, reasonable grammar, or proper punctuation.

you are retarded

Oh look out everyone. We got a 10 by women's standards... We got an internet badass over here! /END THREAD NOW

Some girls clan pull it off of they're already hot enough, otherwise just have her get a wig.

> Beta men are nearly indistinguishable from women. That's why their M'Ladies never want to fuck them.

Be a brony, that might help.

Goddamn kids these days....

Lots of samefaging going on here tonight too. Lol still doesn't make you any less of a dumb cunt.

Ask her to experiment with some colored wigs.

You fucked up when you said sure. Draw the line dude, my wife got on the bull shit at one point. Shaved the side of her head then started getting these fucking pixie cuts. I finally told her enough, it wasn't attractive and it was even affecting our sex life to the point that i couldn't get my dick hard looking at her. Started fucking this hot asian chick i used to work with to get my nut off. Year later, shes grown it back out and is as hot as ever.

Fuck dude if it bothers you that much and you don’t fee comfortable telling her then you should probably look somewhere else.

Otherwise jut secretly hatefuck her and passive aggresively degrade her until she grows her hair back or she leaves you.

Both options are fine, the choice is yours.

>Im a ten by most womens standards and Id fuck that chick. You beta's are so cucked by the judgment of other autists.

I don't need other user's opinions to dislike bald women, I'm asking for solutions of how to handle this situation of her having a shiny ass bald head

"OK luekemia Skywalker, why the fuck did you not ask me if I thought it was fine be to do a Brazilian wax on head?"

Just fuck pretty girls till it comes back:)
Not your fault she deleted her sex appeal

If she looks anything like your pic then that is a win. Kind of hot. Not a lot of chicks can pull off anything below 8 inches.

Depends on how it looks on her.

Also, if yer girl is that ugo to begin with then you should be trying better anyway.

But like evey adult in this thread is saying, either find a way to talk about it honestly or quit it.

Things to talk about:

1.) Why did she decide to get the hair cut/what inspired her
2.) That you don’t find it attractive, and that you will find her less attractive as a result

If you can’t find a compromise there you’ll at least be able to leave the relationship knowing it was because you were no longer sexually attracted to your girlfriend and that she knew it and accepted it. Powerful stuff.

If she has the right head/face for it, being bald can be very sexy. Just sayin...

or you just deal with it. If she starts anything anti man or woman = god shit than leave.

Why the fuck wouldn't you say no it's not sexy, now she'll think you like it and keep it that way.

She doesn't

what do you do? stop letting the opinions of others run your life, and do what you want.

**Additionally:

Things not to talk about:

1.). Why she did it without consulting you; unless she did it specifically to spite you in whoch case it might be worth exploring why she wants to spite you, but probably not worth it

...

Only option OP

>I can't fuck her because a shaved head makes her look like a dude from behind
Then you shouldn't have any trouble fucking long haired dudes from behind

my sister shaved her head once,didnt stop me from jacking off into her panties

Give her that fresh cut slap nigga

Lol you make me cringe.
Stupid female.

talk to her about it. Ask why she's seeking more attention than needed.
If fights it just dump her. she's crazy

from Femanon who dislikes attention seeking hoes who pull edgy moves like these.

this

tits or gtfo

(dw im a grill too)

she wants to be pounded like a whore. oblige her or she'll get it elsewhere, you beta faggot

Smear a little K-Y on her and shove her up your ass!

next time you fuck her doggystyle,call her Brian

Get her a latex mask
Treat her like a toilet

Imagine coming home to that every night.

id love jizzing in my hand and then smearing my load across her scalp

All these comments and not 1
>canicer
Joke...Sup Forums is lost

Time stamp tits bitch

Start fucking her in the ass, like a man.

Nice trips faggit

bald is pretty hot tbh, too bad you dont like a strong girl

this

>retard tier reasoning
>missed quints by 1
There's a special classroom for you in schools

SHIT that's good

Fraud, but worth it if you somehow pull it off

chekt and kekt

no one is gonna find out. just break up with her once you hit the goal (25k, let's be reasonable), then tell everyone she died. if they figure it out you act as surprised as they are. even act disgusted at her.

This OP slap the back of her head next time you fucking her from behind

Also why the fuck would you tell her you think it's sexy if you don't like it, instead of asking her what made her decide to shave her head

Fool proof

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