What’s it like fucking a midget? Have any of you bros fucked one

What’s it like fucking a midget? Have any of you bros fucked one

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Fucked a chick who was legally a dwarf, 4'8". She loved it rough.

Your cock will look huge in their tiny hands.

I met a midget on tinder two days ago and I was curious if it’s fun gonna probably meet up with her this weekend just to know what it’s like

Yeah, she had an 8" cock. Best I ever had.

problem?

My friend fucked a one legged girl. If she stood on her stump she was kind of like a midget. He loved it, not as much leg to handle.

typical Sup Forums user

i'd fuck that one

'size does not matter when you are flat on your back'
-Oberon

I always wanted to know too.. wheres a good place to meet dwarfs?

I fucked a dwarf. She was part of a touring wrestling act. She wasn't a wrestler but one of those chicks who carry the sign around the ring.

I wish I could say fucking her was any different than fucking any other girl.

Honestly I was hoping it was going to be weird.

Frankly she was bit of a dead fuck, but she was a sweet girl. Totally dateable but I think she relied on her uniqueness a bit more than trying to be a wild girl in bed...

The lonely mountain

What..?

Why are you here if you don't know lord of the rings references?

It's a Hobbit reference you illiterate fuck. The lonely mountain, a great Dwarven city? You'd meet Dwarves there...

sorry for you pal, but you're not going to bang ANY girls with a repertoire of hobbit refs.

enjoy taking the D.

Maybe cause i never watched lord of the dicks you fucking nerds... I dont know one pussy that ive ever smashed that has ever said "put lord of the rings on.." no wonder you virgin faggots are going after these subhuman girls cause you can't score a normie one.

Seriously lolololol typical neckbeards

he's mad because he didn't get the reference. And assumed my girlfriend didn't literally say while I read this thread post out loud to her. "we should watch the hobbit trilogy and lotr trilogy all in one day" Kay.

That midget is fine as hell.

I lost my virginity 'watching' lord of the rings coincidentally

I would wife thus midget

Also didnt assume your girlfriend is 1. Probably imaginary
2. A trap
3. A huge fuckin acne pimple grease nerd

Cause it's a lame was fuckin movie right?

Like fucking a child but fully developed

newfag

Which one?

Most midgets look so weird, esp naked midgets.
I sexed one once, shes a relative but not blood.
Fucked at a xmas party my family hosted. She was like less than half my height.
Fucked her in the bathroom while everyone was drinking and shit.
She could stand straight up and suck my dick.
I easily picked her up and just destroyed her pussy

>If you watched LotR you'll never get laid
Imagine being this delusional

Thanks Chad

>smashing pussy
what's it like being 14?

She's 5'9" 180lbs with managed acne. Not my finest achievement but never less proves you wrong.

my girlfriend is 4'8 and 80 pounds, does that count? 23 but looks 14 and calls me daddy in public.

look out boys, we got a chadlarper in the house.

photos?

moar secksi midgets

Diamond mines

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Lollipop guild hq

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makes doggy even easier

The enchanted forrest

Who hurt you user

Was at a goth club when I was 23 or so.
Got piss drunk, started cracking jokes about a twilight zone marathon. Made the cute chick next to me laugh, so I spent a solid 30-40 minutes talking her up.

After about 2 hours, she asked if I wanted to go back to her place. I said fuck yes, she had sexy as fuck eyes. I get off my stool, she gets off here. I suddenly realize she barely reaches my navel.

I realized I'd been flirting with a dwarf.

I went back to her place, fucked her, and we're still friends to this day.

Photographic evidence, or I call shinanigans.

God I wish this was a little bit longer. Would be great copypasta

Seconded

/tg/

>this much projection

Just paste it all the replies together, close enough

Was she tighter than your average girl?

I bet /r9k/ loves it when you LARP as a chad

God I wish that were me

the perfect woman, dick height and a flat top head

I fucked a dwarf hooker she was about 4’6 little arms big head looked pretty normal considering. A lot of tattoos had a dog paw one above her chest. Anyway I fucked her Doggy style for about 45 minutes tight as fuck real little pussy. Saw her about two years later going into a Walmart with boyfriend or husband she gave me the biggest go to hell look I don’t why I just waited for her to get into the store too avoid the awkward situation.

I had a buddy a while back a fucked a pretty famous dwarf bitch. Unfortunately I don't remember her name. He was on Jerry Springer for an episode back in the day about Marines who's wives cheated on them. Slightly off topic, Jerry Springer was pretty much all fake for those who didn't already know. Regardless they had this midget on the episode. The cast, crew and guests of the show went to a house party afterwards and he railed the dwarf. Said it was really fun. She had a thing for literally being thrown around.

faggot alert

I bet people like him have a baby-pedo fetish and this is their only way out...

Middle Earth

>Normie one
You're a faggy little larping bitch. "Normie" bitches are dumb fish bitches who can't fuck to save their lives. Normie bitches drive men insane by how dull they are. At 30 I've basically stopped fucking normie bitches. Now it's weirdo's, milfs, and fresh 18 year old college bitches who like to blow lines off my dick. Get with the fun times kiddo.

You knew exactly what type of responses you would get. Did you expect these retards to actually help you, you retard?

If you really want to meet a dwarf, you'll want to go to the Forgotten Realms.

Only once, and she shit herself.

Hey guys, look up Bridget Powers. That was my towns mayor for the past couple of years until this recent election. My mayor was a midget porn star

Midget twins? Got fucking damn.

i bet people like you just love to push your judgement of others in public places, but deep down, on the inside, you have the baby-pedo fetish, and you hope that one day you can find happiness by achieving what you talk about and condemn.

Midgets always look fat because they're so short.

No bueno.

gemma is a gnome fertility goddess.

sauce

jemma or gemma from suicide girls.

k thank

sup mike

Years ago, when I was 18 (just turned 36 today) I dated/fucked a midget for a few months. I met her online, tbh, the sex was pretty much the same from what I remember.

it's pretty easy to get laid during lord of the rings. sorry that you're a braindead cocknugget that can't grasp fantasy.

Dwarves look like that. Midgets are hwp you fucking ass crisp.

ALL vaginas as the same
Nothing different. Nothing new.
Alll the fucking same
That’s why women dress different. Make up. Donshit eithbtheir bodies.
They know, all vaginas are the same and they need to work hard to keep us interested.

wtf is hwp nigga?

same as what fucking a 12 year old?

She's a cute. A CUTE.

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Height, weight proportionate

This, you know whats up

Not mike.
Brian.

Who is that?

How do they wipe their asses with those little T-Rex arms?

>have any of you bros fucked one

>implying Sup Forumstards have sex with anything

Fucking lost... Kek

I always cum up short.

women read so....

gonna need to see her, for science.

Well, i'll say it if no one else, Happy birthday.

The midget that I fucked had a really small pussy. Not in a good way though, it was pretty shallow. Impossible for ballzdeep

are you me?

youtube.com/watch?v=lrRmgbchiGY

You can find Dwemer ruins all across Tamriel, finding actual dwarves is significantly more difficult considering they all disappeared.

I fuck taterthots on the regular. Pic related, You mad virginfags?

Me 4 years ago, 17 year old.
Have to do a book report figure I'll do mine on the phantom of the opera because I've always wanted to read it.

Lunchtime, got to get it out of the library. Librarian searching it on computer "How do you spell phantom?", I laugh. I realise she wasn't joking.

Niggawat.jpg

Say "But you work in a library"
She gets pissed off and sends me to principle.
Principle tells me phantom is a hard word to spell out. Laugh at him.
"You can spell phantom right?"

Principle sends me to detention, detention slip says. 'Told me I can't spell fantom'.

I got you fam. Last one and everything.