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REMINDER TO BOYCOTT ALL GERMAN AND BELGIAN GOODS AND SERVICES

Rec me some good classical piano music lads

etymology is pretty darn cool

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let's celebrate our dwindling influence in our own country.

we /willy/ now

>etymology not found

The absolute state of Britain

Why do people call the conservatives the Tories?

some dickhead rodent keeps digging up my plants
FUMING

The BBC needs to be disbanded
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Now and then
I think about you now and then
When I see that Chevrolet
That certain shade of blue

I hear that song
The one we sang all Summer long
And even though it's been so long
It brings me back, right back to you

keep digging up some cunt's plants for fun
*chews on wire*
*gets caught in mouse trap*

youtube.com/watch?v=JcFHuUJE0mU

etymology is one of the boringest branches of linguistics, essentially a gateway to diachronics and other such autistic sub-fields

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made 200 euros overnight and 16 pounds since i last posted about it
honestly lads, you should invest in digibyte

Anyone else Jo Coburn strangely attractive?

if your dick is legit 6 inch or above you're well above average. mad how some runts here get obsessed desu

haven't been on /brit/ since sunday, did i miss anything? any gimmicks?

Do you think women feel for men what men do for them?

just chased the missus down the road with a coat hanger
not ready to become a dad yet

prefer not to say

Saw a 6'2 9/10 stunning girl at tescos

Literally hid away from her. Could feel my manlet willy retracting in the presence of that goddess

have a 6 inch length (above average)
have a 4.5 inch girth (below average)

tfw radical centrist willy

Who /puregym/ here??

conservatories

do you own a car?

youtube.com/watch?v=9E6b3swbnWg

Who /puregoym/ here?

6.3 length (when VERY hard)
5.1 circumference
still insecure about penis. think it's all the freaks on porn

My cock is as long as my Samsung.

Turns out it's tiny

post the etymology of pints next

My girth is bigger than your length
How does that make you feel?

how long is your willy

>2017
>having a willy

screeching

how are your girths so long. mine is only like an inch

woah that's a bit direct user

6x5.3
alri

circumference you silly goy, not radius

EDINBURGH

won't be replying to this post

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How do you measure girth?

j e j
e
j

just wrap some string or paper around ur willy, mark where it overlaps and measure the string out

it's only 4 soft

Need to call Vanguard because there's something wrong with my login, but the account is under Daddy's name so I shall have to wait until he gets home

hmm yes
what are your daddy's credit card details?

>mfw 4 inch radius

>go to eastern europe on holiday
>overhear older people saying how the newer generation is more conservative
are eastern europeans honorary whites?

just swindled the virgin trains inspector with my charm and wit

I emerge victorious once more

嘘だよ

going to try for a croatian gf lads x

is that a lollipop stick coming out of his ballbag?

on the train there x

At this point I honestly don't know why I don't invest the time I spend posting and reading literal rubbish here in a real hobby

>cassette
alri' grandpa

i've got real hobbies as well x
no friends or gf though lol

Thanks x

tagmata.it/armies_on_sale.htm

if any of you get a boner over miniature wargaming like i do, have a look at this

business idea: shant be telling you

all me

>Wikipedia
>cultural cringe article
>Australian section

>I'm at an age where I've so little experience having girlfriends that if I did magically find a girlfriend tomorrow I wouldn't know what to do with her.

When is it okay to initiate sex? Fart in front of her? Invite her to meet my parents?

i'm pickle riiiiick

How is Theresa May doing?

honestly just b urself

just be yourself

complacent and being exposed daily

don't worry you'll never have to worry about that haha

Cameron quit

Bit racist

mummy knows best

should send more guns to Ulster

Ah young love

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PKk62XccU0

I'll knock out the first runt to quote me in a sec

same

stop killing the mandem

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stop killing the milkman

How old?

awful but so are farron and corbyn

had a decent poo

(i have IBS-C so what a normoid considers a worse than average poo is what i consider good)

@74909416
nary a word

stop milking the cowdem

don't worry lad you'll know what to do when the time comes

i got my first gf when I was 21 (she was 19) and thankfully she came onto me and initiated everything cause i wouldnt have even talked to her otherwise

25 kissless handless eyecontactless virgin

the apps x

don't think nearly as many people have IBS as they say they do. it's gluten "intolerance". they're just paranoid and looking for ways to be healthier without doing much research

we have a lot of overlAPPs hahahaha xx

i had a colonoscopy and have been seeing a bowel specialist for the past 2 years lad

it's not the most common IBS either, it''s IBS w/ constipation (hence the C)

>tfw sightless virgin
never even witnessed a female before

>overlAPPs

bloody hell

do you think you'll ever be able to have sex without getting a prostitute?

i'm nearly 21 and can't see that happening

Chances are slim