blackshirts edition
/brit/
/balt/
REMINDER TO BOYCOTT ALL GERMAN AND BELGIAN GOODS AND SERVICES
Rec me some good classical piano music lads
etymology is pretty darn cool
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let's celebrate our dwindling influence in our own country.
we /willy/ now
>etymology not found
The absolute state of Britain
Why do people call the conservatives the Tories?
some dickhead rodent keeps digging up my plants
FUMING
The BBC needs to be disbanded
biasedbbc.org
Now and then
I think about you now and then
When I see that Chevrolet
That certain shade of blue
I hear that song
The one we sang all Summer long
And even though it's been so long
It brings me back, right back to you
keep digging up some cunt's plants for fun
*chews on wire*
*gets caught in mouse trap*
etymology is one of the boringest branches of linguistics, essentially a gateway to diachronics and other such autistic sub-fields
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made 200 euros overnight and 16 pounds since i last posted about it
honestly lads, you should invest in digibyte
Anyone else Jo Coburn strangely attractive?
if your dick is legit 6 inch or above you're well above average. mad how some runts here get obsessed desu
haven't been on /brit/ since sunday, did i miss anything? any gimmicks?
Do you think women feel for men what men do for them?
just chased the missus down the road with a coat hanger
not ready to become a dad yet
prefer not to say
Saw a 6'2 9/10 stunning girl at tescos
Literally hid away from her. Could feel my manlet willy retracting in the presence of that goddess
have a 6 inch length (above average)
have a 4.5 inch girth (below average)
tfw radical centrist willy
Who /puregym/ here??
conservatories
do you own a car?
Who /puregoym/ here?
6.3 length (when VERY hard)
5.1 circumference
still insecure about penis. think it's all the freaks on porn
My cock is as long as my Samsung.
Turns out it's tiny
post the etymology of pints next
My girth is bigger than your length
How does that make you feel?
how long is your willy
>2017
>having a willy
screeching
how are your girths so long. mine is only like an inch
woah that's a bit direct user
6x5.3
alri
circumference you silly goy, not radius
EDINBURGH
won't be replying to this post
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How do you measure girth?
j e j
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just wrap some string or paper around ur willy, mark where it overlaps and measure the string out
it's only 4 soft
Need to call Vanguard because there's something wrong with my login, but the account is under Daddy's name so I shall have to wait until he gets home
hmm yes
what are your daddy's credit card details?
>mfw 4 inch radius
>go to eastern europe on holiday
>overhear older people saying how the newer generation is more conservative
are eastern europeans honorary whites?
just swindled the virgin trains inspector with my charm and wit
I emerge victorious once more
嘘だよ
going to try for a croatian gf lads x
is that a lollipop stick coming out of his ballbag?
on the train there x
At this point I honestly don't know why I don't invest the time I spend posting and reading literal rubbish here in a real hobby
>cassette
alri' grandpa
i've got real hobbies as well x
no friends or gf though lol
Thanks x
if any of you get a boner over miniature wargaming like i do, have a look at this
business idea: shant be telling you
all me
>Wikipedia
>cultural cringe article
>Australian section
>I'm at an age where I've so little experience having girlfriends that if I did magically find a girlfriend tomorrow I wouldn't know what to do with her.
When is it okay to initiate sex? Fart in front of her? Invite her to meet my parents?
i'm pickle riiiiick
How is Theresa May doing?
honestly just b urself
just be yourself
complacent and being exposed daily
don't worry you'll never have to worry about that haha
Cameron quit
Bit racist
mummy knows best
should send more guns to Ulster
Ah young love
I'll knock out the first runt to quote me in a sec
same
stop killing the mandem
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stop killing the milkman
How old?
awful but so are farron and corbyn
had a decent poo
(i have IBS-C so what a normoid considers a worse than average poo is what i consider good)
@74909416
nary a word
stop milking the cowdem
don't worry lad you'll know what to do when the time comes
i got my first gf when I was 21 (she was 19) and thankfully she came onto me and initiated everything cause i wouldnt have even talked to her otherwise
25 kissless handless eyecontactless virgin
the apps x
don't think nearly as many people have IBS as they say they do. it's gluten "intolerance". they're just paranoid and looking for ways to be healthier without doing much research
we have a lot of overlAPPs hahahaha xx
i had a colonoscopy and have been seeing a bowel specialist for the past 2 years lad
it's not the most common IBS either, it''s IBS w/ constipation (hence the C)
>tfw sightless virgin
never even witnessed a female before
>overlAPPs
bloody hell
do you think you'll ever be able to have sex without getting a prostitute?
i'm nearly 21 and can't see that happening
Chances are slim