You have 3 seconds to prove you are white

You have 3 seconds to prove you are white.
Lets get it.

I had sex with my daughter

I've never stolen anything.

But i do love KFC...... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

i love black cocks

My bipolar mother routinely yells at police officers during police stops and it hasnever blown up in her face

My hair is so blond that it's nearly paper white.

I think water is spicy

I'm married. Me and my wife both work 45+ hours a week. We just got approved for a 140k mortgage for a brand new house still being built. My highest credit score is 737, and my wife's highest is 792. Boom, bitch.

got me

Pinches gringos me pelan la verga putos!

Definite white

>Didn't mention white privvy score. Is a spink

I can read

I put mayo on my hamburgers

I spread extra mayo on my tennis racquet while simultaneously filing my taxes for next year

Czeched.

i actually didnt do nothing

I am hitlers perfect person

Credit score is 740 cause just bought a new car. With 20% down.

Angry minorities detected.

i grew up with both parents

I have never smoked crack.

just got my credit on track (670) but I've NEVER been on food stamps lol..

i have braces and am not a mongoloid
should have had them done before i turned 18 ):L

socks with crocs

cops let me off.

6+6=12

i graduated highschool

My food guide pyramid isn't shaped like a KFC bucket with a watermelon on top.

I have less melanin than a vampire..

6"

lol everyone on this website is so fuckin gay and edgy im just gonna dab on the niggas ex deee

Extra mayo

Have a job

I absolutely love the band Boston.

< hope this pic explains it

i get good marks

I turn down rap music in the inner city.

small dick, but not asian small.

I think toothpaste is spicy

nigga

Asian women like me but not white women

You can see me even when the lights are off... my proof

I have a job and pay my bills

I have a job.

I have depression

When I'm robbing someone the police arrest them instead of me

TacoBell is authentic mexican food.

I'm not :P