>be me >married >wife staying at her parents >decide to use whisper app to talk with guys >am bi-curious >would never cheat on wife >Sometimes like to fantasize and get attention >In middle of texting wife and a guy >Accidently text wife "Then I would start pumping harder til you feel my cock throb and fill you up with my hot cum" >says delivered >but I know she read it >won't answer calls >need to explain somehow
I am not cheating on her and I never would. I just like to fantasize about men sometimes.
How can I play this off, Sup Forums? What can I say to make her believe I'm not cheating? Save my marriage!
Benjamin Roberts
fag
Jayden Ramirez
fag
Dylan Jenkins
Thank nigger
Jace Davis
"sorry my friend took my phone for a minute haha sorry haha"
Andrew Myers
I don't know what Whisper is, so I'm just going to assume it's another fucking texting app. With that in mind, how did you manage to accidentally send that text through your *actual* texting app?
Brody Moore
Just tell her the truth. That you're a massive faggot
Ryder Torres
I have no friends :/
Kayden Ross
say you were playing some kind of dumb role playing game like dungeons and dragons or some shit, make some shit up with your friends and try playing it off tell your friends to lie for you and make it very complicated and good. Delete your whisper app and dont use it again dumbass you have a wife fucking faggot.
Aiden Miller
fag
Gavin Thompson
This you fucking faggot newfag.
Colton Brown
Pretty much, yeah.
My phone is old and was lagging. I was tired and wanting to get to bed so trying to rush through conversations. It said it sent through Whisper, but when I went to text her, its sent to her
Eli Robinson
>married >sexually insecure >texts like a retard
Are you sure she isn't fucking a chad? that would just complete the whole package.
You're a fucking mess. Have fun getting your ass destroyed in divorce court, but i guess you'd enjoy it faggot.
Lucas Richardson
do you have male family members that can lie for you,and pull off what i said Or pay people to lie to you for that day or some shit, then proceed to play a fake game of dungeons and dragons with those words being used last.
Isaiah Wright
Could I play it off as trying to man-whore myself out over text? Are there faggots that would enjoy that?
I told her a few months ago that I (try to) write literotica because money is so tight for us right now. How can I pull that off?
Lincoln Ward
make sure its a mobile dnd group, like on kik or some shit if you have a flip phone have fun being fucked.
David Campbell
How can I get something set up like that though I have no friends. I don't even know how dungeons and dragons work
James Myers
fag
Daniel Ramirez
Your only chance is to say you were trying to start an rp with her and was hoping she'd get into it. Wtf is wrong with you though you disgusting degenerate, why even get married if you don't solely love her? Don't ruin the idea of marriage for the rest of us cum licker
Anthony Lopez
its not that hard you just go with the flow and try doing whats the best, or you could just say you were playing some kind of sexual roleplaying online or some shit, but your wife probably wouldnt like that. Being a liar is hard even for a sucidal guy for myself. Lets change the spin and say that you wanted to dirty talk your wife in some what way but she didnt respond to you and that made you lose your boner, try to play the victim maybe but dont be that one angry guy just try to play it off as basically you tried reel in your wife but she didnt get it.
Gabriel Martin
ayy 2 minds think alike
Connor Carter
just tell the truth u good
Jayden Ramirez
Start writing Bdsm fan fiction and add that line to it, make it about a guy that subdues and roughly fucks his wife, make the name of the wife similar to hers, you need to have at least a few short stories and one or two medium size pieces for her to believe you, every story is about "her" 50 shades style, she gets wet you profit.
Ryder Morales
yaaa boi, when all else fails gotta pull that victim card amiright ayoo
Andrew James
at least she knows you're gay now .
John Bennett
This is actually not a bad idea fag
Luis Rivera
Tell her that you sometimes fantasize about men but would never actually act on it. Furthermore, tell her that you intend to make up for this misgiving by beating up fags.
Benjamin Parker
She called me. Tried the story of doing it for money. She's shocked. Through out the divorce word. Trying to talk her down.
I royally fucked up my life, Sup Forums
Lucas Lewis
fag
Ayden Evans
Hahahaha. Ha. The fact that you even think there is any possibility of somehow fixing this is fuckin HILARIOUS. I swear i wasnt texting another girl just some guy HA That might actually be your best bet but you're still fucked Just explain how you're bicurious like literally it's your only option
Dylan Reyes
...
Wyatt Perry
livestream it faggot
Jonathan James
Should have followed with something like
"If you were here right now, I'd rip your clothes off and bend you over."
Ooops, texts out of order. Situation fixed.
William Miller
fag
Luis Walker
Ohhhh this is what you should have done.
Too late now faggot
Wyatt Ross
I can relate to OP. I would say I'm curious but I've never messaged dudes and I've been loyal to my GF. I know her pussy is better than my hand jerking off to some dumb role play shit. But Christ dude you're married. Get it together.
Angel Morales
Tell her you were texting your mate to try to gross him out
Chase Perry
theres literally a million ways you could have gotten out of that after you sent it you fucking dumbass, you deserve it
Hunter Mitchell
are you literally retarded? You could have done the role playing shit or play the victim card.
Adrian Adams
this guy is full of shit theres literally no way a human being could be that stupid
Dominic Perry
tell her the truth bro...lying is just going to dig that hole deeper. she probably already knew..nah she definitely already knew. they know all.
its probably going to get worse before it gets better...
your marriage is probably over.
Blake Ward
Dude, you're not pulling this one off. Your wife is not going to let this shit go, you just sabotaged your marriage for a cheap thrill. You'll have plenty of time to be an attention whore when she ditches your sorry ass.
David Collins
cause being a male prostitute is a wayyy better cover than I think I might be bi.
full of shit.
Wyatt Brown
Idk dude, people say some stupid shit when they're panicking
Isaiah Jenkins
no this is a gay ass thread made by the king of faggots, super fake
Liam Cruz
I don't believe that you don't believe him, you're the fake aren't you
Landon Perry
Should have thought on your feet faster and sent a text for the start of that to about how you were undressing her. Basically then just say the texts sent in backwards order to her. Damn fags are so dumb.
Jayden Reyes
Yeah as if a random onslaught of graphic sexual texts with no warning would have been less suspicious, you're fucking retarded user
Lucas Smith
faggot
Matthew James
...
Zachary Gutierrez
we tried to help you but you tried the stupidest fucking answer, your the gay guy texting gay guys during your marriage anyway, just ask for forgivness from your wife now and beg her to stay with you, tell her youll do anything even explain everything. Other wise prepare your asshole for divorce court unless you have enough money to be a king in mexico your fucked.
Ryan Ramirez
Dude fucking own up to it, tell her you have a problem where you seek out attention from others than her and you need help, like serisoluy bro if you really want her to still be your wife, then you shouldnt only be think of her
Cooper Carter
you're dumb. should have said directly after: ":o oops wrong person" and played it off. done this with gf a few times but nothing serious at all hahha
Jack Bennett
Yeah. I'd agree this is the only way.
Brayden Green
I convinced her that I had been messaging with guys on the internet to get them to paypal me money, I even made a second paypal just now and sent myself several payments to create a paper trail. She's not happy, but she's not hell bent on divorce. She wants us to see a marriage counselor.
Oliver Diaz
She'll take you back if you kill yourself.
Elijah Gutierrez
...
Ryan Jenkins
*should
William Taylor
You fucked up now, lying will only make the same situation happen again, cause in the future youll think you can get away with it, wait till the counselor then say, "you know what yeh i actually did seek out those other guys, i was so embarrassed about it i lied" she'll eventually forgive you and you wont have the urge to do it again
Hudson Cook
faggot
Levi Gomez
She just called me. She thinks there's more to the story. I denied it.
She told me she wanted some time apart and I fucking lost my cool. Asked her if she really was willing to throw away everything we have over something as like that, when I was trying to earn money for us. I really played into the lie.
She just repeated herself and said that she can't talk to me right now.
Definitely not good. But it could have been much worse
Leo Turner
See this is why you shouldnt have lied, give it some time, then like i said, tell her you were embarrassed about it and lied and you know you should only want her love, but you yourself need help
Elijah Lee
dude, try to let it cool down a bit. explain it to her, maybe even suggest trying a threesome say you were always curious, but never actually met anyone, too scared.
i've been open to my gf that i fantasize. one day, she went through my phone and found messages to a guy who ocassionally comes to town and let's me suck him off. not even naughty texts, just meet up shit. it was a max three times a year deal. she was so freaking upset, cried, hated me, but when i explained and we let some weeks pass, she was very forgiving and she still loves me, so she accepted it. not sure if that works in a marriage.
do some sorry-ass begging, fake it, whatever, just try your hardest and see if it works. if you're lucky, maybe she's turned on by the thought ...
Ryan Allen
Anything else will prolong the enevitable, and make her want a divorce even more when she catches wind
Adam Bell
Just admit you're a faggot already and give up on your marriage, you fucking faggot.
Anthony Turner
>trying to earn money for us. that is just about the worst you could've said if i was here, this would disgust me the most out of any aspect of that whole story. but no turning back, stick to the story now
rip marriage
Hudson Smith
*if i was her
Nathaniel Garcia
kill yourself you fucking fag
David Gonzalez
I'll try it. I shouldn't have lied ( or done this at all). Maybe getting molested by my uncle when I was five fucked me up more than I thought.
How much time do I give her? She does not want to talk or speak to me at all right now. Said she was waking her mom up to drive her to the hospital...
Colton Fisher
text her some sincere shit that sounds like you mean it
"I don't want to lose you over this. I'm sorry and I've messed up big time. It was all just stupid mind-play for the thrill of it. Nothing ever happened, I've lied about the money deal, because I didn't know how to bring any justified sense to this stupid thing. Please don't throw it all away right now. I want to give you some space and we can talk about this when you're ready, I love you"
that's about as schmalzy as I can get without being edgy
Nicholas Hernandez
Did you really get diddled as a kid, or are you saying that to us first so its easier to say it too her?
Henry Fisher
Dont text her, wait till shes ready to talk
Sebastian Nelson
I got diddled :/ My uncle was only like three years older than me though
Austin Moore
NOT texting and saying sorry is the worst you can do to a woman in that situation right now, you dumb kid I know this from experience >"YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!" x100 is what you'll get, if you don't
Angel Walker
I'm waiting. She has severe depression and anxiety which have been at dangerous levels lately. And then I pull this shit. She was hospitalized in the past and it sounds like she was gonna have her mom take her back.
So who know's how ling I'll have to wait to tell her...
Chase Morris
>I got diddled :/ I smell fake ass bullshit in this now can you smell it?
fuck you OP if this shit is all made up
Jayden Stewart
I've tried apologizing so many times, but how does a sorry and I'm an idiot and don't think things through are too many? Because I'm sure I already hit that point
Hunter Miller
Not made up. I can greentext the diddling if you want.
Logan Young
>My uncle was only like three years older than me though
yeah sure and I was about 15 years older than my parents when they conceived my grandmother who killed herself in the womb right after giving birth to me
Colton Richardson
Then hit her with the " i do care i wantex to give you space like you asked"
Luke Brooks
Lol I posted several of OP's replies so I can guarantee you that at this point it's bullshit
Aiden Martin
Is this seriously so unheard of? Not super common, but it happens...
James Edwards
Until she belives you
Samuel Gutierrez
Whether people believe me or not, oh well. That's not why I came here. I came here for advice, and I got some pretty good advice.
Thank you, Sup Forums. I hope I can save my marriage.
Jack Mitchell
She's been cheated on by most of her past boyfriends. She told me she respects herself to put up with it again. Is there a point where too much apologizing starts to hurt rather than help?
Blake Moore
Uh duh, then you sound like your just saying to get what you want