I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified...

I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified, multi-billion dollar project sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India. I have no doubt that this project will be made well known to the public some years from now, and will change the course of human history. But I beleive that it is my duty to share some of what we have uncovered with the world immediately. I can't say much more about the project itself, but I can tell you that what we have discovered has changed our entire understanding of physics, and has completely overturned our understanding of the nature of reality. Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics are now able to be reconciled in a unified theory thanks to the revelations this project has uncovered. We are calling this monumental discovery, the piece of the puzzle that has been missing for so long, Log Theory. Log Theory states that there is nothing hotter than sucking a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. His rich, fragrant log sliding effortlessly down ones gaping throat makes drowning in shit a fate one can only pray for. With a stomach full of hot logs I could die a happy man.

Stop w ypur ggay shit

>mfw everyone already knows

Mature much?

You are a forced meme and it will never catch up
Zozzle

dump

You will understand when you're older.

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First dubs are double Sixx's. Coincidence? I THINK NOT

Logging on

dump

what is this

stop

Kek
Godspeed, OP

Grow up

Mature much?

And I am father christmas
Ho ho ho

Logged n cloggee

Dump

IT'S SLIDDING BABY, YEAH!

you fucking got me.

t.oldfag

So hot... so creamy... Andy Sixx...

Log

Clog

this is pathetic. there's only thing i need in life.
i want to meet the creator of this. i need to. im just going to drag your ass to hell with me and torture you for eternity. i dont give a fuck. i want to go to hell. it would be worth it you fucking worthless waste of sperm.

Mature much?

The creator is long gone, he doesn't post anymore. Also pic related is you. Grow up

LOOK MORTY, TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK

Now look!! I'M PICKLE SIIIIIIXXXX!!!

Haha!! :D

lo(g)l

>India
That makes no fucking sense, i bet those sand niggers can't even make a proper wheel. Nice b8 m8

You will understand when you're older

Poop eat

Eat poop

Logging in

I like to make things up on the internet as well

You didn't read long enough to catch the meme

Found the retard

You need to be at least 18 to post here

I am welding from 7 am to 3 pm if it's not a picture meme i can't bother

It is a picture meme though

loled outloud in rl. ty op

What the fuck is wrong with you

>and India
Maybe they're trying to invent the flushable street for India

Not a bad idea

Log of shit? Andy Sixx.