Simple question Sup Forums. Who's the weirdest person you've ever met?

Simple question Sup Forums. Who's the weirdest person you've ever met?

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DEGENERATE

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I can't even be mad

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My knee grows, or my knee grrrr. Have fun reading this message while jerking off to your furry porn, if mad+bad please give feedback.

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A living meme. A man so stupid I saw him eat an entire bottle of b-12 because he thought it would get him high. A man so stupid, he overdosed on medication for fibromyalgia. He does not have fibromyalgia. A man who believes the WWE and all affiliated acts are battles of a totally legitimate nature. A man who I've seen enter multiple convenience stores with neither shoes nor shirt. A man who never buys cigarettes, yet still manages to chainsmoke. A man who half the time you could not tell if he was drunk, concussed, or just plain stupid. A guy who every time he would fart, he would let out a casual lusty moan in his grating coarse voice.

This man was very real and I've seen him stumble, shirtless, off drunkenly into the night like a retarded mythical creature, more times than I care to recall.

You want to hear the names of random, unknown people from around the world who the current browsers on Sup Forums have met and found weird?
Why?

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that's a nice pic

Nigga. I mean tell the story of the weirdest person you've met.

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