How will Sup Forums react when the inevitable happens?
How will Sup Forums react when the inevitable happens?
This guy look like no brain
who's that
from the shoulders up this is a legit chode.
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Future Yankee
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
Wtf I love Bryce harper now
this player look very nerd
Only old traditionalfags hate on Bryce
Reminder that Mike Trout would also like to play for his home team the Yankees
God damn who is that chick?
He was a Lillies fan growing up.
Cumberland is Philly territory
Forgot pic
Nah. Yankees are going to win the WS out of literally nowhere this year, and realize they don't need a 400 million dollar meme
Point out your pathetic starting pitching.
Don't jinx us fag
>Sussex
>North of Essex and Middlesex
what did they mean by this?
When he hits .260 and cries about everything in a Yankees uniform rather than a Gnats uniform?
Nobody's going to care.
Idk the colonists and pilgrims probably read the map upside down.
Essex is full of black
Sussex full or red necks
Middlesex full of bankers
Am I the only Yankee fan who hopes Harper stays the fuck away from New York? The reason they've been relatively successful even with no start power recently is because Girardi does a fantastic job managing the club house and getting these guys to play for each other. Harper could fuck all that up with his bad attitude. He also had one spectacular season and three seasons that will not be worth what he's going to demand to be paid.
Yankees need to concentrate on bringing in Trout, Harper being second prize is like Peyton Manning vs Ryan Leaf
>Yankees
>beard
oh, child
How will he react?
Like seriously, we're finally free of the double albatross of Tex and A-Rod and you all want to cripple the team with a ridiculous contract for possibly the most overrated player in MLB? Dumb.
Trout and Harper will get similar money on their next contract. If you are going to spend, at least spend it on the once in a generation talent who could become a legit GOAT.
He won't. He retires in December.
He's leaving the fan not retiring, ok?
Oghkay, I might do uh podcast or sumthin, oghkay?
>mormon
>liberal
MLB hides drug tests dude
won't go in the aiah
>Yankees allowing beards
He's from Philly. Not before he wins a title in Anaheim.