I will grant your wish. But be careful what you wish for

I will grant your wish. But be careful what you wish for..

I wish you'd kill yourself immediately

can i please get a dog

Granted, but I am immortal.

i wish for denie

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i wish for a book containing the knowledge to make the best sex robot using modern technology. preferably in loli size

I Wish Hitler back

Granted, but it's a pitbull that has cancer.

Granted, but your invention will also be your demise.

I wish for everyone's wishes to not have negative consequences

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Granted but you just used your wish, idiot

what a hero
you would've been better off having wished he were no longer an evil genie, he'll likely still find a way to fuck people out of their wishes

umm i wish for a good boy

and it will be a glorious death

I wish you'd fucking die.

Now you’ve done it, consequences will never be the same

w0t

Granted, but he gets locked away.

Granted, everybody on this thread will have non-negative wishes. Except the new posters.

How come that stupid nigger not wish himself some legs

Granted, I die.
But come back out of my lamp seconds later.

i wish to for a wish that has no negative side

Haha.
Heil Hitler

Hitler spoke.

can i have hot doggu pls

Grant me the ability to manipulate reality as I see fit.

Infinite wishes