Are you in a sexual relationship?

>Are you in a sexual relationship?
>How often do you fap?

Yes.
2/3 times a day.

Not currently.
/nofap/ for 27 days and counting.

no
like once or a day because for some reason it completely drains me physically and emotionally for like an entire day lately but I am too attached to internet porn and masturbation to take a break. Used to be I could jerk off like 8 times a day but idk I think I am depressed and it is lowering my energy and sex drive.

I fap at least twice a day , makes me last longer when I have sex

In relationship
Masturbate enough

Yes, 29, married. Fap once in the morning before she wakes up, once when I get home from work, before she gets home, sex 0-1 times a week.
No physical attraction to her. Only have sex when she says she wants to.
I don't mind. I like fapping more anyways.

Yes
Once daily

>Yes
>Usually 2-3 times a day, but got circumcised last Friday so no real good faps for 4-6 weeks.

That's sad. And what scares me about constant porn use

It's going to sound like a cover up or cliche, but, I don't enjoy sex, never have. Handjob at most is the best thing IMO.

tfl, usually 4 times per week roughly, depends on how much i browse Sup Forums

>no
>once a day, some weekends i'll do it twice on one day.

yes, married (sex 2-4 times a week)
fap 4-8 times a month

Anyone got saw for the vid of the photo? Im fuxking with thick lexi belle

pic related?

sex is overrated ammirite

My wife and I have been married for 12 years. Dated for 10 before that. We fuck about 3 to 4 times a week. In the past 9 days it's been 6 fucks and one oral.

I fap about 5 times a week. Usually before she wakes up.

not anymore.
I masterbate like 6 times a week. so basically once a day, but sometimes i skip a day.

Yes.
About 1-2 times a week.

>yes.
>once a day.
>suffer from madonna-whore complex.

Yes
Probably once a week, which sexually frustrates me as my partner hardly has time for me and never let's me do anything to them, always me

I got my fuck on in my teens and early 20s , was raped by a female friend in my early 20s , I have had sex once since then , I am attracted to women , but I am so uncomfortable with the intimate act with sex now that I can only masturbate.

34 and alone.

Married
Fap WAY more than have sex.
Wife got big and lazy.

>was raped by a female friend in my early 20s

>raped by woman

With What? A strap on?

Yes. I have sex 4-5 times a week minimum and fap every couple of days still

Virgins detected

Are you in my situation?

>male.
>raped by fenale.
>lol.

>Not currently in one
However, every time I have been in one, I have to say it was a 50-50 jerk to sex ratio. I don't know, man, good sex is obviously a whole different ball game but something about jerking off just makes it a must-do for me. No matter how hard my gf gets me...

What do you call it when a woman who you don't find attractive & don't want to have sex with sexually assaults you ?

No sex in years. I work a lot so 1 to 2 times a day and way more on the weekends. This will be how it goes till i die, living the dream.

I think women don't seem to understand that ejaculating for men is pretty much as neccessary and urinating/defaecating.

I bet you spend your day talking shit about feminists.

I would love to cap twice a day, but I have to be sure my GF is gonna be too tired for sex. If I fap, then the whole day it'll take me 45 min+ to cum during sex

sexual assault?

This.

I've been married about a year. I have sex at least once a day and fap at least once more. some days I'll have sex twice or three times but not fap others I'll fap 4 times in a day and still have sex. I'm 25 if that matters.

That's because you jerk off so much that you've got no more feeling in your salami

Forced penis in vagina.
I was drunk as fuck and couldn't fight her off , she manipulated my junk until hard then forced envelopment of my penis with her vagina.

I hope some day this happens to you and people laugh and don't believe you.

Even when I've explained this, I guess it makes sense that they feel kind of bad. Although that feeling goes away after I fuck the shit out of them, it comes back pretty quickly.

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ME

i feel like im the exact situation as you Sup Forumsro

no
2 to 7 times a month

Yes
Once or twice a day. Sex once or twice a week. Honestly, I love sex and all that but if the goal is just cumming I'd rather jerk off a lot of the time.

Same. Been married for 3 years havnt had sex in atlest a year now... So i just fap after work everyday

sorry man

>she manipulated my junk until hard then forced envelopment of my penis with her vagina.

eh ew. thanks for sharing.

I just got out of a four-year relationship a month ago, so I'll all answer for when I was still with her

>4 year relationship
>sex once every 6 months or so because she decided she was asexual about a year in to it but we still truly loved each other so I guess that makes me a fucking beta
>jack off 2-3 times every night while high watching VR porn

I like sex, but I fucking LOVE VR porn high with a warm onahole. I'm fine being single now.

Yes and tbh I fap every night after we fuck. We bang about 4 times a week so its frequent I just enjoy fapping but she enjoys big loads.

jobless neet.
2 times a day.
when i know im geting in on with the gf i stop for a couple of days to save up some juice.

relationships aren't sexual, they're relationships. sometimes you have sex, sometimes you don't. having sex is sexual, being in a relationship isn't.

i fap often. more often than some, not nearly as often as others.

jobless near neet (in college)
in a relationship constant sex
constant fapping
I think I have a sex addiction

Just started nofap only 3 days in and it's hard any tips and does it get easier?

how do i convince my wife to kiss my neck, lick my nipples and jerk me off while i watch lesbian porn

we haven't had sex for a while and getting off to other women may offend her, but i really want this

sorry my shift keys are acting weird so i can't type question marks

>save up some juice.

thats not habbening buddy

No.
5 times a week maybe. Usually once a day at most I suppose.

if you want prostate problems in the future , keep up the no fap.

>she decided she was asexual
how the fuck does that work?
i mean why wasnt she salibating thinking on how you could destroy tuna town with the beef truck?

>i mean why wasnt she salibating thinking on how you could destroy tuna town with the beef truck?
She was fat and honestly I think it was more of a self-confidence thing where she "turned herself off." Sex was fucking amazing for the first year and then she got all weird about it. I know she wasn't cheating. So I dunno, man. I really tried. I think it'll be actually kind of weird having normal sex again if I ever get into another relationship.

why tho

>Yep, bang it out a couple times a week on average. Sometimes more sometimes less
>daily or every couple days
Sex is great and all, but sometimes I just want to bust a nut.

this is why I wont get married. Its like being 12 again and having to hide your fapping from your mom.

>Only have sex when she says she wants to

Do you think she only has sex with you because she thinks she has to ?

are you fat too?
was the beef truck parked ILLEGALLY under a mountain of lard?

yes
whenever i dont feel like fucking my gf i fap

Yes, we have sex 2-4 times a week over the weekends.

I fap 1-2 times a day. Sex and fapping ate completely different experiences that I do for different reasons.

Married, on average once a day. On weekdays usually a quickie in the morning or evening. Bjs about 50 percent.
Sometimes like today, I tapped because I was out of town.

Weekends generally twice with an afternoon BJ with tea.

Yes, Only see them about once a week, so I still fap a few times a week.

oh yeah i get that feeling too.
Its like, no, i dont want to, go buy groceries, set up the table, cook a lot of stuff, deal with the dishes... i think ill have this dried old never ending sandwich i have right here in my pocket.
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT KIDDO :^)

lots of men just masturbate in front of their wives

i don't do it because if i don't touch and twist my nipples while i watch porn, i can't get it off, and i don't want my wife to watch me doing that

Yes, 2-4 times a week

>if i don't touch and twist my nipples while i watch porn, i can't get it off

I gave up on that a long time ago. I'm utterly despicable according to girls. So eternal virgin here.

I've been trying to quit fapping. But the desire is there. It fucking sucks.

Got trapped because of accidental pregnancy, and have had sex only three times in 2017. So damn depressing. Really.

>I gave up on that a long time ago. I'm utterly despicable according to girls. So eternal virgin here.
How old are you?

I'm a 26 year old kissless, dateless virgin.

Poor guy, you sound miserable. Might be worth it to bite the bullet and split custody of your kid. Trust me your kid will do infinitely better with at least 1 happy parent. Ditch the big bitch. She wasn't a whale when you married her, you don't need to suffer like this.

Source: Been there done that.

accidental pregnancy ?
Either
too stupid to know how kids are made

OR
too stupid to care if a kid is made

are you me bro? we didn't even fuck in our wedding's night

>Yes
>Maybe once a month.
Been married for 3 years, together for 4, my wife and I have sex at least 4 times a week, usually every day.

Nope, pulled out. I guess it was the pre-cum.

20 here. Honestly life isn't getting any better either. Kissless, dateless, virgin as well. No friends either, and I'm universally despised by my town and by extension, county.

Sorry to hear it. Nothing seems worth anything anymore except my child so I stay for her.

pre-cum is almost a lie
the chances of that happening are super slim

lol get cuck'd

seriously nigga? didn't even consider a paternity test? you pulled out and marry a whale who wouldn't fuck you and you don't realize it's because she probably needs another man and that's why she cheated and got preggo?

Yes
Like once every few days if I haven't had sex/bj

I wish there was that excuse, but it is clearly my child. Ya, I am like the 0.1% who get unlucky. Thanks a bunch fate.

See "too stupid to know how kids are made"

Why is it clearly your child?
In my case, my daugther looks exactly like me. Also, we were doing anal some day (she wanted to keep being a virgin lol), i came but i wanted more, so i turned her over and tried to penetrate her asshole but my cum-leaking dick got directly into her vagina so that's how it happened

Your case doesn't seem likely tho...

Ya, okay, so you never banged without a condom or birth control in your life. Good for you.

Yes. 0.4 times/day.

I finished high school to , I'm captain amazing.

Yes. Every morning after I watch her get dressed from the bed and tell her to fuck me and she says “later I’m late for work”

>waiting for later instead of cumming twice

Dumb ho