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this is the real thread

Earlyfag BLLLLEEEOOOOWNNN THE FUCK OUT

who asked you?
I noticed there was a slovak fellow Devils fan

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so now that the raidniggers are headed to vegas, how long before relocation happens to vgk?

In case you guys have forgotten, Grease is literally a subhuman, nonwhite shitskin. Do not feed him your (You)s.

nice doggie

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the GOAT

Dog

do not give the racist any You's

reddit

>NFL takes Raiders, a team with a dedicated fan base known for being Mad Max-insane, from the ghetto of Oakland
>put them in literal Sin City, where their infamy will grow because Vegas will never ever be a decent place
>Bettman grants hokei expansion in Vegas
>owner is so autistic about muh West Point they name the team "Golden Knights" and will likely try to be the "good-guy" team
>literal whos that will be a Frankenstein of expansion draft picks
is Bettjew retarded?

at least screen your owners for autism before cashing the $500 million check

THE MADMAN HIMSELF

i want jenny scrivens feet in my face. you know ben daddy is cumming all over those cute little feets nightly. he probably goes through her hockey bag and finds her socks and just huffs it up like a teen trying to get high on paint fumes. thats why ben scrivens is the smuggest motherfucker in hockey he knows

>tfw this cat is a better goaler than nieme and lehtonen combined

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police dogs are allowed to drive?

is laine ded again?

What went wrong?

this is the average finlander

They'll be in Quebec by 2025

>quebec gets both the hurricanes and golden knights

Mild

ahhhahahah he looks just like i thought he would
>nuh i don't wanna serve my country
>ok i'll protest from prison
what a fucking baby

who is that and what does he have to do with hockey

ahahahahahaha holy shit

>"Feeling a little thirsty there user?"

they seriously look like fucking aliums who just cant figure out how to blend in properly. those fucking fingers, man.

two things
>talks about conscription for 18 old men
>has the hands of a 50 year old woman
and
>is finnish
>is a conscientious objector
his great grandparents are rolling in their graves up north

he's a finnish ex-con

is he on hormones? are all finns on hormones? is that why laine lost his hair and pulju busted?

Not sure what you guys are freaking out about. The get from some days ago confirmed Finns are ay lmaos.

his mongol ancestors fought wars for fun

can any finn confirm if he is a real finn or a fennoswede?

the resemblance is uncanny

hi where are the discussions about finland(my country)

finnish fantasy team for pond hokkei:
laine-barkov-pulju
aho-koivu-granlund
ristolainen-määttä
nutivaara-vatanen
saros

here buddy

Can you weigh in on

I feel sorry for him now. Thought he was just another faggot, but he was really dealt a shit hand at birth. He is a prime example why eugenics should be encouraged, and ugly, smelly, dumb people should be sterilized.

he's a russian agent

>Red shirt
I wonder in which direction he leans politically.

red is the super liberal/left wing parties in europe right?
cuz here it's the opposite

Id tap her

Press F to pay respects

noooo i dont want to kill all finns

red is a communist colour

*dabs*

Is this shopped in anyway? This picture is so fucking stereotypical I almost have trouble believing it's real.
>that hair
>that hairline
>those fingers
>that mug
Jesus Christ. Sweden, what the fuck did you do? You went too far this time.

otzi the frozen cave man ('the ice man') was found dabbing

babbycock bailed at just the right time didn't he

Ice Age was LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

So the Canes and the Knights are pretty much confirmed to fuse and move to Quebec by 2023, uh?

That's cool.

in your dreams

only thing quebec's getting is the avalanche

can the ride to the cup be any more enjoyable?

Haley suspended one game for putting a Swede in his place.

o man that would be hilarious.
>here's your team back it's all shitty and used up we don't want it any more

JUST

he fancied coaching in an actual market

probably hated being around niggers 24/7 too.
although he didn't go to the best spot for that, can't be worse than detroit however

whatever lol. jarnkrok board was bad too. manlets will never learn if the nhl keeps letting them get away with it

Detroit is hockey town though?

>toronto is a better market than detroit

Official theme for (insert team or player here)
youtube.com/watch?v=bwKl-Ng084U

it measurably is lol

PRESENTING YOUR 2017 STANELY CUP CHAMPIONS

*Theme song
LEMME JUST TELL YA (STOP THE FILM) NOW HOLD IT!! LOOK RIGHT ERE HE KEEPS HIS STICK ON THE ICE AND (BANGS ON THE DESK) KEEPS THE PLAY GOIN GOOD OL BOY FROM ÄLVKARLEBY SWEDEN JESSY POOPARVI
>Now let's get into some action out West with the San Jose Sharks and Nashville Pre
ROLL THE TAPE AND WATCH THIS ERE GOOD OLD TIME HOCKEY (THUMBS UP) I TELLS YA WHAT DONT KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND ANSWER THE BELL KALLE YARNCROCODILE THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO YA YKNOW I KNOW THE SWEETIES HATE THIS BUT LOOK AT THESE TWO GUYS PUNCHIN EACHOTHER IN THE MUSH THATS CALLED BEING A MAN AND HAVIN A CODE
>Patrik Laine out in Winnipeg he's on fire got a beautiful shot the othe
YKNOW IMAGINE HOW GOOD THIS CREEPY LOOKIN KID PATRICK LINNAY WOULD BE IF HE WAS A GOOD CANADIAN BOY LIKE CONNOR MCDAVID SCORE 100 GOALS IN A SEASON (LETS GO)
>We're running out of time but I know you
RYAN SMYTH LOOK AT THIS GUY BUSTED LIP NO GOOD BUM TAKES A DIRTY RUN AT HIM WATCH THIS PLAY HERE LOOK HERE (WATCHES THE PLAY) HOLD IT!!! RAT FINK LIFTS HIS FEET DIRTY HIT GOTTA EM OUT!!!
>Ron and Don on the coaches corner

State of hockeys:
1A. California (3 teams)
1B. New york (3)
2A. Florida (2)
2B. Pennsylvania (2)

999. Minnesota (1)

how will canada ever recover

solid list

>his state doesn't have a NHL, AHL, and NCAA hockey team
>his state isn't Arizona

lmao

how many playoffs tickets have the red wings sold over the past decade? how many have the leafs sold?

you
did a good job on this one

Now list them by number of stanleys won

My sides

MISS ME YET

>calgary
Easy win
>shorks
Will choke
>preds or mild
Will choke
>easy leastern conference opponent
10 year anniversary cup confirmed

>detroit
>anything

which is better?

Pulju by far.

The one playing real hockey

pulju

jesus fucking christ

3. Michigan
4. NY
5. Illinois

obligatory gap

8. California

See me next year.

What happened tp 1 2 3?

why didn't we see you this year?

I wonder if he drives an onton

the only thing more pathetic than a Finn is a Finnish rebbitor

>implying "states" occupy 1 and 2

friend, pls.

What kind of question is that?

jej

politics

>Implying provinces arent the same damn thing

For me, it's David Pastrnak, but I respect your favorite player and wish you well

-Michael

what the fuck was KEKlainen thinking?

List them by how many players each state produced then eat shit, minnysoda is GOAT

Fuck off Evan and Chris