Be me

>be me
>horny curious teen
>one day watching porno of trap girl sucking herself
>decide i should continue try to suck my own dick as every other male individual has to no avail
>eventually get to lick the tip of my dick
>get really exited start licking more aggressively looking like a thirsty african child desperately licking a couple water drops out a faucet
> eventually go up to the underside of the entire tip while stroking it.
>took longer to bust than i thought
>bouttobustanut.jpg
>decide to cum in my mouth
>cum taste lick really salty snot
>feelbadman
>taste stayed in my mouth for a good hour not unpleasant but no pleasant either.

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eat more pineapple user

yeah i heard cranberry juice does the trick as well

i heard it's more like sucking a cock than getting a blowjob

kek'd even though it wasnt funny

stroke and suck?

this is called Autofellatio

that only makes half sense

- op

Thank you for sharing your story.

welcome i guess and why do you say thanks?

- sincerely, op

like it's only half gay

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Op, cum is an acquired taste. You’ll need to try it a few times before you’ll start to really enjoy it.

Pineapple helps, but it’s never going to make it “delicious” unless you like the taste of cum in general.

Congrats on getting yourself off though - sucking yourself takes patience and flexibility... I enjoy it, but I also generally prefer to suck someone else’s dick... more comfortable. Self sucking is only for dry spells for me!

Eat cum nigger boy

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im bi anyways so doesn't bother me

- op

i think cum tastes nice

i would only suck a trap

- op

>cum aficionado detected

correction* faggot detected

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when i first take a sniff of my cum shot, usually i get a briny, or sometimes sweet smell which reminds me of the smell of the ocean combined with that of apple pie. then, as i take a sip, i begin to taste this briny smell, as well as the sweet quality, almost like lemonade. Usually, i realize that my upper palate is extremely stimulated as i take a second sip, by which time my entire mouth is coated in a mucus like coating. as I swallow, the viscous liquid coats my esophagus with its saltiness and makes me extremely gassy.

Verdict: 7/10 because of its saline like qualities as well as a very bad aftertaste.

>kek

*STOLEN*

It is

I’ve been known to slurp down a few fresh oysters in my day, yes. It’s not my favorite thing, but it’s still pretty great, especially a load with lots of volume and thickness. A few watery drips makes me sad in the pants.

Yeah the aftertaste / after-texture is what I dislike the most. The thing I love the most about it is the moment when i feel that cock go over the edge and start pulsing, and the first splash of cum hits my tongue. It’s always best when it’s fresh squeezed, partly because it’s hot and fresh, and partly because I’m usually so horned up at that moment that I’ll put just about anything in my mouth or butt.

How the fuck does one reach his own dong with his mouth

that was a fucking joke you idiot. now you're a certified faggot lmao

long schlong and bendy back

Confirmed.

then I guess I am faggotry-proof

yep, so am i

>*major faggotry

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Bi, technically, but hey, that just means I’ll fuck anything legal.

Don’t be jealous.

wtf man

tried this once

got a fucked up back cramp and almost cried because i couldn't get straight again

That's like saying masturbating is half gay because you are jerking a dick retard

Do you not understand the term?

Bi is short for bisexual; meaning I like to fuck guys and girls - probably 66% preference for girls, 33% preference for guys in my case.

Did you not understand that, or are you confused by something else?