After being in a happy relationship for two years i have come to the conclusion that i want a big titty goth girlfriend...

after being in a happy relationship for two years i have come to the conclusion that i want a big titty goth girlfriend. suggestions?

Get a big titty goth girlfriend.

Me too mate. When you discover how to get one, let me know

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it sucks when you have a girl you love but bc of fantasies in your head that you will never fulfill you feel like you're settling

Got one.

Feels good man.

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is your current gf big-tittied? goth? none? or has your relationship ended?

current gf is big tittied (c-cup) but not goth

Get a big titty goth girlfriend.

big tittied goths are normally just fat sluts with black hair.

90% of the time you get them nude they look exactly as every other fat, pasty white girl. how many bright and successful big tittied goths do you see.

fucking none

enjoy support your partners competitive eating habbits and shitty demeanour she should have grown out of past the age of 23

what a sad little rant

You can try getting her to dress a little more the way you want before you break up with her.

yeah, and I want to win a million dollars

You date girls over 23? Lol faggot

it's true, being a goth requires a level of childishness that translates to autism

its more of a personality thing, want a cynical nihilistic girl

Honestly, my gf is like that and it's frankly draining.

I've got some bad tendencies and I feel like a cheerful, optimistic girl would help motivate me sometimes, rather than feed into my negativity.

Wanna trade? She's not goth, though.

neck yourself before your dreams crush you

>neck yourself before the ham beast crushes you
fixed for you

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