Be chicano

>be chicano
>grow up believing dos santos and chichagod will be the GOATs
>turn to shit
>get 7-0'd
>amerisharts get Pulisic
>we get le meme beer name men and lozano rotting in liga mx

You have to go back my man

APOLOGISE

being a chichano must be awful
locals will hate you no matter what because of living on welfare leeching the country, plus you blacken them by cucking their women

Based Chofers

what does this say?

This sorry muchacho

>be chicano
>come back home to your garage home in the back of a dilapidated house in the ghetto after working 10 hours selling oranges and clearing the gringo's yard
>be tired and just want to watch some telenovelas and >"your" national team on stolen cable of your faux HDTV in the living room where everyone sleeps
>see Chicharito and some literally who local mexican league memes lose 7-0 to Chile
>cry and have a mental breakdown while praying to the virgin mary - "ruega por nosotros santa maria por favor dale el chicharo el poder para remontar esta pesadilla contra estos pinches chilenos pendejos! AMAAAAAAA no le cambies a tu novela stupid bitch Im trying to watch el chicharo pinche pendeja get off my back about not going to school puta."
>get kicked off the garage house for being rude so you walk around your ghetto neighborhood
>get shot by a nigger as you unsurprisingly get caught in the wrong place at the wrong time in some gang warfare with some chicanos and niggers
>use the free healthcare your illegal parents abuse to go to the ER
>while waiting in the ER bleeding your smelly chicano brown gut out, you get to see the future of American hopes PulisGOD dominate on television and see America make it to the Copa America semifinals
>start cursing in the ER "pinches gringos pendejos you aint got shit on us proud mexicans man pagale esta mierda or Im shooting up dis place foos!"
>Hospital staff overhear you and report you for terrorist threats
>you and your familia are deported from your garage home
>while waiting in ICE jail during the summer, you get to see PulisGOD and based Bobby Wood win the Gold Cup with ease as Mexico gets 7-0'd again by Portugal and Chile.

>be chicano
>pay for the wall
>???
>fuck off back to mexico

great pasta, could use some adjustments but overall very good, 8/10

>>ruega por nosotros santa maria por favor dale el chicharo el poder para remontar esta pesadilla contra estos pinches chilenos pendejos! AMAAAAAAA no le cambies a tu novela stupid bitch Im trying to watch el chicharo pinche pendeja get off my back about not going to school puta."

KEK

Literally who

9/10

Needs more Aztlán

Chicanos are legal, American citizens

Chicanos need to go back.

Fuck spic

>>start cursing in the ER "pinches gringos pendejos you aint got shit on us proud mexicans man pagale esta mierda or Im shooting up dis place foos!"

maximum kek

This guy is clearly a spic, just not of Mexican ancestry aka same shit

>legal, natural born citizens
>"go back"

trumptards, everyone

OK OK they got Pulisic who looks good t b h

but we got, Pizarro, Lozano, that monterrey CB, Orbelin, and Chofis plus Vela, Corona and Chicharito

So they got Pulisic, Brooks and a bunch of dogshit players

Get the fuck out of my country.

>Pizarro, Lozano, that monterrey CB, Orbelin, and Chofis plus Vela, Corona and Chicharito

Literally who?

That's not a contradiction. There's too many of them which is why they simultaneously take the low end jobs and there's enough left over to be jobless subhuman parasites who abuse welfare.

Get out of the native american lands first, Skyler.

>Pulisic
He'll turn to shit after his 21st birthday thanks to that Dortmund DNA.

>a mojado telling people whose ancestors raped his ancestors in a war more than 150 years ago and lost land that his shit people wouldn't escape to if it was still mexico.

Proud to not be a chicanolard genetic fuck up.

>dude Im a spaniard

Absolutely embarrassing, spic.

not as embarrassing as white people calling themselves "irish"

This is such a hateful place