/bet/ - Ides of March Edition

Since I cannot get into the Discord (probably that idiot Euan), I have decided to revive /bet/.


>Helpful links
pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>/bet/ Advice
imgur.com/a/NcRrI

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

Euan is fraudulent - I am ELITE and MUSCULAR! Enjoyable cricket trades today; what bets have you placed, /bet/?

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/Gtsm8Mp
discordapp.com/invite/Dr96K
discord.gg/Cugpd
discord.gg/qv6sAtV
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>The STATE of this thread.

Christ. What's the Discord?

CANNOT stop farting lads

Wrong fucking OP links you utter pleb

Justina x

wish the discord would die already, quid r needs to give it up, the experiment has failed

discord.gg/Gtsm8Mp

Here lid

join my super friendly betting club

WHAT TO BET???

loins - @1.9

Cruzeiro SW

rip

I am selling ELITE UK accounts.

Send £300 to [email protected]

that screenshot looks like its from about 10 years ago. v suspect

Polish government drafted a new gambling act framework under which imposesa a new domain- and payment-blocking measures on online operators who lack a Polish gaming license.

Pinnacle, Energybet, William Hill and bet365 informed Polish players to withdraw all their funds as they'll be closing accounts on April the 1st. More sites will probably follow and deny service to Polish residents. It's the end of an era here.

stupid juve

Got some interesting bets coming up

Post them lid.

good, maybe you useless polish degenerates will start doing something productive from now on l0l

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Reminder that Tony Blair did nothing wrong.

Badminton
Tien Chen Chou @1.57
Marc Zweibler @1.61
HS Prannoy @1.61
Sai Praneeth B @1.80

why is juve banned from discord?

#bringjuveback

Being a faggot numerous times and ragequitting because he couldn't control his addiction.
Reminder he has never been kicked and hasn't technically been banned he just quit of his own accord and doesn't have an invite to get back in.

only reason is rowwwerzz says he gave him £100 yet he was still beggin me for money

Argentina or bolivia lads?

Bolivia.

ML or +.5?

ML. Small

>Oman 14-0
>Not one mention
Discord up sums, tears if you're a slug and missed it

Zzzz stop being a pleb ACA

Not me lad

Enjoy waiting YEARS until decent bookies are legal again.

Same goes for your country, pmsl.

is bankrolling federer to win 2-0 a good bet?

small price but he's looking good now, bautista had his ass handed to him by federer on a regular basis

I love you juve, and if it's quite alright
I need you juve to warm the lonely nights
I love you juve, trust in me when I say
oh pretty juve, don't bring me down, I pray
oh pretty juve, now that I've found you, stay
and let me love you, juve, let me love you...

You're just too good to be true
can't keep my eyes off of you
you'd feel like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
at long last love has arrived
and I thank g_d I'm alive
you're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you

I love you juve, and if it's quite alright
I need you juve to warm the lonely nights
I love you juve, trust in me when I say
oh pretty juve, don't bring me down, I pray
oh pretty juve, now that I've found you, stay
and let me love you, juve, let me love you...

Im on a tennis favourite accy

PLEASE read my eurovision writeup

That't why I said it, you utter mong.

Fuck off Daniel.

delete this

Get a job Poortugal.

His breath smells.

what happened to /bet/?

is everyone bankrupt now?

Reminder, Tony Blair is a war criminal and a traitor

we all know that though

Moved to Discord.

I have NOT made this thread. This is an imposter, just come across it

Good post.

Bad post.

Why are Sup Forums (you)s SO easy?

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Why are you such an attention seeking autist?

reminder that discord is run by a corrupt cabal of scots, ER and his little henchmen. EMBARRASSING considering he himself is a fucking manlet shit

Iv just uncovered a conspiracy concerning ER and his henchmen, this story is going to blow the world, I will release the details once the deal with Daily Mail is complete

Keep holding out lad, story must be worth at least 3 potatoes

thats not it

heres the real discord discordapp.com/invite/Dr96K

3 potatoes more than what I have now cunt

stupid juve

Expired. Need an invite, some idiot removed me

Honestly senpai, throw me a discord invite

Who were you?

vforvalue

Good riddance l.
Pumo come back I miss you

this desu

Can not stop applauding this post

srsly, cucks, where dat discord @

>didnt make a post
>got pruned
>complains

Pottery

I made a few posts and I contributed loads to /bet/ in the past. Power tripping bum chums belong on facebook.

Did you contribute in the discord?

I missed you lids. Hockey tips tonight.

i have specials

69 LOLOLOL

Bump.

Reminder that Discord literally logs and sells your information. They clearly state in in their TOS. By information I mean every msg associated to your discord account email, who you added as a friend, how much time you spend on there and voice samples.

Anyways, what are you guys going to bet on?

Am I supposed to care? Most apps do that

nice try google

This community is ruined isn't it

pls join our discord
discord.gg/Cugpd

discord.gg/qv6sAtV

good thread

Why?

I've stopped betting since I went to Colombia about 6 months ago. Now I'm trying to write a manual to remind me how to bet efficiently and avoid getting hotheaded.

colombian bitches are sexy but they are fucking crazy. that's been my experience with colombians in canada. is that how they are in colombia?

I've found that their egos are immense, they're extremely superficial (as any caribbean) yet aren't as smart as they think. They also act as if they can get away with anything just because they're hot.

I didn't like them at all. Brazilians look better, fuck better and I don't understand their language at all so don't know if they're shallow bitches.

Right now I got an extremely cute gf who fucks me dry and cooks amazingly so I have no need for overseas pussy anymore.

because we think you're great, even if you're not betting right now

Reminder that Joe, the boys, and Mirth are STILL laughing at everyone here

>implying there's anyone here

Discord is like 90% banter, 10% tips.
Plus we have a tinfer and relationships channel so you can share South American slags with us

More like 0% banter and 0% tips

/bet/ so much comfier now all the weirdos have gone to the social club. Best thing to ever happen.

Any tips for saturday? A lot of games to be played