/heem/: khabib edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Cirkunov says he's 2 fights away from a title shot
mmafighting.com/2017/3/26/14928058/misha-cirkunov-picks-cormier-to-beat-rumble-believes-hes-two-fights-away-from-title-contention

>Werdum wants trilogy with Overeem
mmafighting.com/2017/3/26/15003822/fabricio-werdum-eying-trilogy-fight-with-alistair-overeem-but-staying-ready-for-call-at-ufc-211

>Gastelum didn't expect Silva to accept fight with him
mmafighting.com/2017/3/26/15010408/kelvin-gastelum-didnt-expect-anderson-silva-to-accept-ufc-212-fight

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OP

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TYBSOP

lads Dee is having twins

Famous Burger

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nice thread. this is definitely the thread

/khabib/
/islam/
/muhammad/

i missed you heem

islam is the future

when is Ryan Hall fighting again

Muhammad (PBUH) is the one true prophet of Allah

>making a webm of this

what branch of autism is this?

>The current state of /heem/

anyone else hyped about the lomachenko fight?

it's the "not being a fucking casual" branch of autism

probably trying to delay the inevitable btfo'ing

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I've been watching MMA for over 20 years, which is probably how old you are. Fuck "Hunto." He's shit. Fucking zilch doesn't think I know he's a fucking cuckboxer.

>cuckboxer

its just cringey. scrambles like that take place in literally every fight. im just wondering how many webms you actually have

Yeah it's not real fighting deal with it you blithering idiot. Post more of your memes you millennial nobody.

>Fucking zilch
Ohh sorry dockie

>Getting dropped by a jab

>making a webm of a particularly interesting moment of a particular fight is "cringey"

i don't understand your thought process

What are your opinions on David Teymur?

>the hardest Jab in MMA or Kickboxing
The guy is 7 ft tall

hes a TUF reject. i think absolutely nothing of him

>hes a TUF reject. i think absolutely nothing of him

so you are a casual
at least you're openly admitting to it now

/heem/ is forever

yeah sure im a casual bud. lol if only you knew who you're talking to

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>it's an Adan on strike because of the OP episode

i bet its you artem
trying to sound tough on a imageboard

you could tell me who you are if you really wanted me to know, but you won't because you aren't actually anyone of note

nah im not a fighter but im a highly respected mma personality

sensible chuckle

>highly respected mma personality
what are you doing on heem
is it part of your job or you enjoy shitposting here ?

i doubt you'll reveal who you are

mark hunt
world champion kickboxer
moves to real fighting
literally believes he knows how to fight
literally loses in the 1st round every time lmao

boxing/kickboxing anything like that is wwe, you might as well watch soccer

it's mma or you're an idiot

>nah im not a fighter but im a highly respected mma personality
>I don't understand your thought process
>if only you knew who you're talking to
>islam is the future

It's the "odious toad" himself: luke "the cuck" thomas

why would anyone admit to posting on here? it would destroy my credibility

>implying you can escape my marcellotine

When does brian bowles get out of prison? He probably hits like cody.

Why don't fighters just punch jones in the fingers? Just unload straight punches into his fingers until his shit is snapped up

Even add in a few kicks to his hands for good measure

post some spicy info or
something interesting, i hope you contribute to the thread

God what a boring fighter

Feel bad for Abel

His last fight was wank
Even Joe was bored and disappointed

You don't have to be a casual to not care about Teymur. He's nothing special and he has an unlikeable personality. Was disapointed with his last fight as well.

Is Brendan Schaub the best fighter?

No, but he's naturally gifted and did his best. Was quite successful for how late in life he began training MMA.

Well in to his 20s before he even started training kickboxing and it wasn't until he was thirty before he had his first mma match and started training competitively

Here's your (you) you fuckin goof

Lol at that little heem face, just like daddy.

seek help

Says the guy with pictures of someone else's son saved on their hard-drive.

So what? It's not just of Tiger by himself. Schaub shares these pictures with us. I'm not stealing them or stalking him and taking my own pictures. If you find anything odd about that then you have a warped sense of reality.

It's a bit weird

it is kinda weird desu

Best haircut in UFC: check
Best looking in UFC: check
Best tattoos in UFC: check
Most badass in the UFC: check

pardon me bud? whats up

Is this the natty limit?

You violated the rules by making a thread before the bump limit. Funny how you're not bashing the mods today for "being consistently shit" as you put it. Anyway, nice job, NotePad.

Future WW champ coming through

You're weird

this is

>fighting to escape your past
rose will not make it

Don't forget the best body in the UFC man!

"When I don't get to be OP, I self-mulitate"

- a particularly damaged 18 year old

Leave Cody to me.

Oh heck I forgot!
Thanks fellow Cody fan

>UFC 189 was 9 years ago

OP doesnt matter my dude

did she ever have a chance at being normal?

Webm requests? No guarantee I'll even make them but eh

Where's the dude that requested this anyway

who?

Can you make one of El Cucky vs RDA. The part where he feints a spinning attack, feints a right hand and then hits him with a left to the body. Beautiful Sequence.

This? Been floating around a while senpai

Not the webm you requested but it's from the fight

KGB?

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Cheers homie

no

>used to roll with her
>should have asked her out
>didn't realize pat barry was grooming her

heem lumpy

>used to roll with her
you must be a manlet less than 140lbs and thus she never would have been interested in you. you could never be her dad

is Coral Springs the autistic limit? or is he taking autism enhancing drugs?

seeing ryan hall get heemed is the only reason i still follow mma

>autism enhancing drugs?

any good stories?

WHAT DOES SHE SMELL LIKE BY THE WAY

yeah did you ever get her in north/south and sniff her pussy?

What is the most alpha sport?

he's literally in your veins

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Meeeegan?

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Adan asking the million dollar question

youre shit at this

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Poolia on Pooicide watch, this gurl has no ass but she still Poos

Yea I'm a manlet.
Not really. She was quiet and cute. I started crushing on her when I realized she was actually decent for a girl.

>julia budd
>no ass
you gotta pick one my man