"Only fans of teams that don't have a 100+ year WS title drought forever attached to them may post here" subedition
LA:Masterson signs minors deal with Dodgers CWS:Frazier doubles, homers in win over Dodgers LA:Roberts: Hyun-Jin Ryu is in Dodgers rotation KC:Soler diagnosed with Grade 1 oblique strain CLE:Carrasco (elbow) to pitch second game for CLE SF:Bumgarner strikes out nine over 7 IP vs. Reds STL:Molina, Cards making progress on extension SEA:Dyson (hamstring) hopes for Cactus game Wed. BAL:Orioles release veteran OF Michael Bourn TOR:Gibbons optimistic on Travis (knee) for OD KC:Royals option Peter O'Brien to AAA Omaha LA:Kazmir (hip) will open 2017 on disabled list
>74917471 you would be better off forcing your son to learn how to throw a fastball 90 mph left handed, doesnt even have to throw strikes or have a secondary pitch.
Matthew Sullivan
Yolmer homered again
Mason Gutierrez
oops
Joseph Russell
>Soler ded
Back to being a 100 loss team pisscups
Also:
Royals
Aiden Morales
anime
Sebastian Harris
lmao you motherfuckers are mad as fuck. Why you keep assuming I'm DG is beyond me. As sad as it is, I can't help but laugh at it.
Easton Collins
>Yolmer Who?
Isaiah Diaz
Mets
Robert Martinez
Somebody didn't get his daily piss drink
Luke Ortiz
t. pissboi
Justin Allen
74917543 >no talking about him >already in damage control
Jason Gray
Guy who hoped changing his name would make him a better player
Isaiah Roberts
>108 years edition >pic of a mariner
Jaxon Hall
>B U L L Y T R I G G E R E D >U >L >L >Y >T >R >I >G >G >E >R >E >D
Blake Clark
>Griffey's career >the worst title drought in sports history
Both notable achievements
Camden Young
>4 hours left
gonna watch a shitty movie to pass the time
James Nguyen
>shitattle
Joshua Carter
Rags
Ryan Lewis
pablo sandoval 2017 mvp comeback player of the year
Jason Garcia
james shields 2017 cy young comeback player of the year
Jaxson Collins
Thats not James Shields
Mason Fisher
Hi DG
Cooper Morris
You now remember Justin Masterson
Andrew Bailey
2017: jmes shields pitching to pable on the BIG game--- the biggest game: the WORLD SERIES 2017
Liam Edwards
What is your guys personality type. I assume we have alot if introverts here
Isaiah Cox
>6.10 ERA >7-14 >easily wins comeback player of the year due to vastly improving over the 9 ERA 3-19 performance last year
Michael Powell
omg that's awesome intjf what's your zodiac
Mason Nguyen
Why is a Dodgers fan falseflagging 5 different Cubs fans, /mlb/?
Jack Rodriguez
>Only fans of teams that don't have a 100+ year WS title drought forever attached to them may post here" subedition Guess I can't post here then.
Joseph Jenkins
I'm not a Dodgers fans and I'm not false flagging you fucking cunt. I'm tired of you niggas trying to slander me.
Colton Gutierrez
sup DG, can you sign my Fangraphs article?
Zachary Richardson
>niggas
Kevin Rivera
?
And stop talking to Piss, he already knows he's not allowed in this general
Isaiah Sanchez
Maybe because your posts have the same sentence structure/vocabulary/machismo tone as DG's.
Xavier Sullivan
It just blows my mind that mo'Lester was the same person who accused Jake Arrieta of... doing pilates! Is there something wrong with physical fitness down in Mexico? It's no wonder why anchor babies are fat.
Thomas Wood
""""Doing pilates"""" makes physical fitness moot. But unlike Arrieta and the cups Mexicans don't have money so they don't get away with it.
Austin Baker
Libra
Isaiah Johnson
I never accused Arrieta of that. The fact that you guys are putting words in my mouth now is just cute lmao
Noah Foster
>moot
;-;
Cameron Sanders
literally who?
Noah Jenkins
Jays
Isaac Stewart
>tfw no closer
Ian Jones
*stares you down*
Joshua Smith
...
Kayden Rodriguez
*jots your prescription down*
Matthew Carter
Faw me, itz Andy Pettitte
Jonathan Myers
*gets DFAed*
David Diaz
*ends your season*
Jonathan Bell
>You know it's so easy for you and for all these other people to call up and bash Joba >I'm not bashing Joba how did I bash him? I didn't I just wanna move him back to the bullpen >Bash him in the sense that you're bashing this whole idea that you were right all along >Here's the problem >When he pitches well you you guys are like crickets >What a secund Job..Al-Alex. When does he pitch really well? >Wait a minute, Mike okay it's funny how since Joba's become an everyday starter since last year, since he's become an everyday starter there's maybe 5 or 6 pitchers in all of baseball who has a better ERA as a starter >Aww you're outta yo..what are you talking about where you getting that from? >Mike look at >FIVE pitchers in Major League Baseball? There's 3 in this town >Mike look at the stats >What are ya talking about >Since.. >His ERA this year is FAWR >I'll repeat myself.. I'll repeat it >*Incoherent New York Speaking* >Since Joba has become has become a starter >YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND >Since Joba's become a starter there are 5 or 6-- >You are outta your mind >Alex you have los- >WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME- WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S 5 STARTING >WAIT A SECOND, ALEX..ALEX >THERE ARE 5 STARTing pitchers who have better statistics than Joba Chamberlain as a starting pitcher you're tryna tell me that >I'm tellin you since he's beco >Wait wait wait don't give me "since he's become a starter" don't give me "since he's become a starter" give me the fact you're tyring to tell me that right now he's one of 5 or 6 best starting pitchers in baseball >WHA WHA I didn't say that >Well wait what are you going on about the basis of 30 innings? >I'm saying he's a 22 year old kid it's funny how you have all this patience with Hughes who has a 7 ERA, but Job.. >HUGHES IS A STARTER >Alex >Basically Joba has to pitch like Pedro Martinez or otherwise >Alex >Wait a secund >Joba >Wait a second, Alex >What's Joba's ERA this year? >It's 3.7 going into last night maybe 3.8, 3.9
Chase Sanders
>steve pearce
Brandon Price
Daily reminder that New Yorkers are even more annoying than Texans and Leafs and their city smells like a rancid bucket of hobo piss that's been sitting in the sun for a week in August.
Tyler Murphy
...
Oliver Morris
*thoracics your outlet*
Andrew Hill
I don't get it. You think that anyone who adds a "hella", "nigga", or a LMAO is DG?
I don't even get this meme.
I have not tripped since August of 2016.
Thats going on 9 months.
Like I don't even understand why you would associate me with Chicago. I really do not understand it. I read a post asking if I was from Curaçao or Venezuela..... like there are people ITT right now who meme with my name without even having an understanding of who I am.
What are you doing with yourself? I really don't get tit.
Connor Taylor
I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU'RE FROM IF IT'S THE LAST FUCKING THING I DO!
David Scott
>tfw The Show comes out tomorrow
Jeremiah Martin
>hobo piss
Anthony Bennett
Browns are worse.
Noah Taylor
To add to this I don't use the same sentence structure as a white American or a 4channer. I try my best to deliver my posts with authenticity and passion, two things white Americans can not produce. So like I don't even understand why you would say we sound the same when we don't.
Mason Miller
Injuns tee bee aych f a m
Jack Powell
THREE HOURS H R E E
H O U R S
Charles Reyes
What's gonna be the meme name for 2017 2016 was Harambe and dabbing squidward for some reason.
Alexander Evans
They aren't though. The Browns have only been playing since 1945 and the Super Bowl is only 51 years old.
Michael Cox
*Pitches the 8th inning*
Angel Sullivan
Just watched that shit, holy fuck
Angel Sullivan
Remember the "Joba Rules"? What an embarrassment that was.
Eli Myers
Do you think any team has a chance of going 162-0?
Alexander James
Yeah, the mariners have been playing since 77. Much less years of not making the final of the sport. The Browns have won some pre-Owl championships, sure, but I'd like an Owl desu
Asher Brooks
Dat might be duh weirdest cawl I've gotten in uh lawng toime.... I think duh guy wuz serious, too.
Adam Green
Fucking damn it. Your retarded post was written so stupidly I misunderstood it. I thought you were implying the Mariners had the worst fucking drought
Blake James
Let's go O's.
Ian Taylor
You might actually be retarded. Which is probably why you brought up handegg to begin with.
