Please...help me I'm poor and I need food. I can't leave my home and there is LITERALLY NO FOOD IN THE HOUSE...

Please...help me I'm poor and I need food. I can't leave my home and there is LITERALLY NO FOOD IN THE HOUSE. Please if someone could by me a pizza or something that would be great.

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No address, no paypal?

What's your situation, you fool?

bitch learn to fucking cook I guarantee there's food and you're just too fucking stupid to prepare it.

You need andy sixx

[email protected]/Paypal.me/n8napalm

I'm in this exact situation myself OP. I hope things get better soon

Thank you my friend you as well.

I'm starving.

Thanks

Yo anyone that delivers I'll send pic of the food that shows up with date.

Post a timestamped picture of your largest knife in your fridge.

I had a nice grilled steak for dinner...

No...how did you get to be so poor that you can't afford food, but you're still living indoors.

I don't have a knife in my fridge but I found this battery.

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...Just the steak?

Do you not know how to make sides?

That looks so good.

If you have one of each, just combine the two.
If you want handouts, you need to be willing to problem solve.

My parents pay for the house but only by food for themselves.

Correct. I guess I'll just eat the knife and the battery.

Google food bank or go too church’s some of them serve breakfast,lunch,dinner

nigga, they want you to move out.
If you're under 16, call CPS. Otherwise, get your shit together.

It's 12:03am where I'm at.

Can't you see this user needs ground support?

Yeah I know how too make sides I had salad with it no baked potatoes tho had one for lunch so I skipped that.

I'm a million years old my man I tell ya what. I get money sometime and trying to get into college but sometimes I just gotta see if anyone will help. :-(

CORRECT

Fucking this, how old are you user?

Doesn't buy food for you....
My parents stopped doing literally fucking anything for me the second I graduate highschool at 16.

>>What is your damn situation bro?

Yo, buy my mixtape and I'll use that money for moving out. New Age by n8napalm
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Fine, don't exchange non-nude photos for money.
If you were too retarded to figure out what I was asking follow these steps;
1. unplug your toaster
2. place it in your refrigerator, leaving the door open
3. take a photo of the toaster, which you placed in the refrigerator, with a timestamp

Woah shiiit. You graduated at 16?? How'd you do that?

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Hungry wants an expensive pizza
>eat shit

I don't have a toaster.

So you don't have a job? And how old are you? Really?

Anything really. What McDonald's sells 2 for $2.50 where I'm at shiiit.

Then make a facsimile of one.
Arts and crafts.

....salad?

Do you not know how to enjoy a steak properly you faggot?

A properly cooked steak is an indulgent assault on your tastebuds. You don't eat a fucking salad. Even with your shitty 5 dollar cut of meat.

I had a job at a panera bread but then I hurt my back lifting boxes and then they terminated me. And no lawyer wants to help me sue them :)

Welcome to being the son of a fucking Asian and a white lady with history.

> L8r That evening parents call me

>Move out
ORRRRRR
>Go to school

>MFW 16yo mentally unstable smart ass
>I wish to figure out what I want to do....

>Mom: You're going in for Criminal Justice and Law School
>Me: I don't want to, can I think about it?
>Dad: Okay

>MFW I get home from the library next afternoon to find my room packed up with a moving company in the front

WTF?

>Mom and Dad: Here is $100 have fun with your apartment, btw it's $1,200 a month and you're paying rent or you're homeless

>Got in the moving truck with the fucking idiots...

Life

No, fuck you. If you're an adult, you should be able to make some money to at the very least feed your self.

Also, you already have a roof over your head and still can't feed yourself.

Go to a soup kitchen or starve to death you useless tumor.

How old are you?
>Doesn't know how to lift a box

Uhhhhh...I'm pretty sure your parents are your legal guardians until 18 years of age. No 16 year old can rent an apartment because you need credit and that's how you prove you won't skip out on payments. Also, they would have had to pay the first months rent and the last months rent as well sooo. It would have costed them more money to send you to an apartment than just keep you at home.

Get on ssi lawyer ads show up all the time on tv most them will take the case on for free but take like half of your back pay lump sum you get the you will get like 734 a month. And have due paper work once a year too keep it.

Yo chiiiill okay the truth is I'm at a friends house and I only have a few $ on me/my card and HE doesn't have food in his house. I'm also in a ghetto area and if I walk outside I might get shot :)

DId I say I put my name on the apartment user?
>No
The apartment was in their name but they were not going to pay for it.
I lived there for 2 months before I was evicted and was homeless for 6 months.

Where are Ü now?

Listen, if one of you cunts doesn't PayPal me some money, I'm just going to repost this thread until you do.
I'm fucking starving and it's my fault that I didn't budget well. I admit it. Too much spent this week on alcohol and weed. Lesson learned.

Currently found my way to Las Vegas,
Going to college now for my master's degree
Life is pretty fucking good, just had to work my ass off and sleep outside a few time.

Don't ever fucking give up on what you want FUCKING EVER

I'll call Jensen from POL, he will shitpost your threads to oblivion

I spend my money ONLY on food, utilities, and my music career choice.

Goodluck my man. Word!

>music
>career choice
No wonder you are fucking broke

So you misled people here to get free food....

Double fuck you, hope you and your shitty friend starve.

I cooked a bunch of garlic shrimp penne alfredo for lunch and next couple of lunches and got some sushi with a friend for dinner. I'm not a lying deadbeat loser, so I get to eat OK.

Meanwhile you lie and beg for food on one of the shittiest websites online.

You lose

Hey I worked hard for about a year at panera bread while studying quite a bit. I'm doing music stuff as well as college (computer science).

XD

What a dumbass. Salad is great with steak. Use a nice sharp vinegar based dressing to cut through the richness of the steak. Then have a carb based side as well.

OP do you live in South East Florida by any chance? If so what county?

BEST ONE YET!!!

I live in california.

Piss off OP. No one feeding your lazy lying ass.
Pathetic

Nah for real though you all helped me forget about being hungry in this awkward night. And for that, I thank you.

MFW It's a trap

Please see attached a spreadsheet showing how not to be retarded

>Your Welcome

Motherfucking loch ness monster

if you're so poor apply for fucking food stamps, jeezus you're stupid.

Hey I live nearby. I'll bring over pizza but you need to suck my dick a little bit in exchange.

Man your game up and tell them to fuckin feed your child

Yoooo I said "I'm hungry" not "I'm gay".

And I'm horny, not a pizza delivery service but here we are anyway

Kek

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Awwww darn well. If he lets me literally eat his cock with a knife and fork (he must supply both the knife and fork) then I shall.

I promise its a very feminine penis

That is fucking beautiful!