Raided and colonised in the baltic

>Raided and colonised in the baltic
>Was the first to settle Iceland
>Raided muslim states in the caspian sea
>Launched many raids towards constantinople, most being successfull
>Ruled and expanded the Kievan rus
Sure feels great being descendant of swedish vikings;-)

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swedes weren't vikings, sorry man

also, wintering on iceland for one winter by one guy and then leaving doesn't mean it was settled by swedes

Lmao at the haircut of the guy on the right.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grobiņa
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>Ruled and expanded the Kievan rus
>Dynasty died because no kids
lol truly swedish fags

>Swedes
>vikings

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Ivan got corrupted by the huge amounts of slavshit genes the dynasty had gathered to that point

They've come full circle

>swedish princess

AH

My ancestors are better than your ancestors :)

t. conquered by Romans

Your entire penisular could be omitted from history and only positive changes would result.

The gaulish/frankish warrior is 100 times manlier and tougher than the nordic coward

Vikings took slaves.
Gauls were taken as slaves.

Only people who made any impact here were the Danes tbqh.

swedes were the slavs

I could enslave you in two seconds

Why not both?

>be Swedish Viking
>fight battles with powerful Slavs and Roman Empire

>be Danish Viking
>raid some defenceless British monks

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tara_(Ireland)

>40 Irishmen kill 2000 puny vikings

...and normans :^)

But I guess it's pretty much the same thing.

based

Hey, I'm not arguing with you, just saying it was called the Danelaw for a reason. Funny thing as well, a lot of the language in the north is eerily similar. We say bairn (Danish bjarn), gan yem (Danish ga hjem) etc.
But yeah, they were pretty huge assholes, not gonna lie.

>Was the first to settle Iceland
>Swedes
WTF are you talking about?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garðar_Svavarsson

>mfw dublin, cork, limerwick, waxford and waterford were founded by barbaric norwegians
>mfw ireland's history is so shitty the only success its ever had was killing a bunch of settlers

Based Swedes


Truely the Master Race

This

Our zoroastrian blood make us the strongest

Fuck Nordicks

>result: Treaty of Saint-Clair-sur-Epte

>mfw when they "founded" some mudhuts for a few years
>mfw we killed your faggot king too

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Barefoot

>tfw our ancestors constantly kicked the shit out of your ancestors but still accepted to cede you lands

Fucking franks are stupid, sometimes

>Popularly portrayed as a Viking warrior rather than a medieval monarch,[3] Magnus was the last Norwegian king to fall in battle abroad, and he may in some respects be considered the final Viking king.[4]
lmfao cannot fabricate

>a proud history of getting btfo against armed opposition

Should've never given them Normandy, because now we have Englishmen and they're even more annoying than Viking cunts.

We did it to cease the read and to make you fight the Bregnoules

You were our puppets all along

OUTSMARTED

>the read
the raids *

Swedish man who resided briefly in Iceland, according to the Sagas. He is said to be the second Scandinavian to reach the island of Iceland after Naddod
Second isn't first.
Naddod was Norwegian.

First to settle.

Naddodd left immediately

>he died because the Irish king betrayed him
>Norse sources describe a large force emerging from hiding places in an ambush. The Norwegian forces were taken by surprise, and were not in battle order. Magnus attempted to assert control over his disordered army, ordering part of his force to seize secure ground and use archery fire to slow the Irish. In the melee Magnus was pierced by a spear through both thighs above the knees but he fought on, attempting to get his men back to the level campsite. An axe-wielding Irishman charged him, striking a lethal blow to his neck.[90] When his men said that he proceeded incautiously in his campaigns, Magnus is reported to have responded "Kings are made for honour, not for long life";[91]

tfw another of our kings was offered to become high king of ireland by the irish kings if he killed the anglos and normans in ireland

staying there for one winter then leaving aint settling

>tfw France is the puppetmaster of Yurop
Who would've known?

WE