Describe this woman's right breast in haiku

Describe this woman's right breast in haiku.

Weird sharp boob
Make penis feel much disappointment
Will still fap

your mom

Saggy yet pointy
How should we measure breast size?
I vote by the mass

face is ok
boobs make me scared
implants do wonders

> Right tube fill with water
> Enemy ship approaches
> Torpedo away

the balloon deflates
sadly sagging on downwards
waiting for a clown

Oh fuck what happened.
Mamograms dont hurt this much.
Rhino stepped on boob.

It yearns for travel
Ever trying to get away from her
It will suceed soon

divergent melons
national geographic
bruised fruit makes me smile

It's 5-7-5 tards.Haiku correctly or not at all.

You have a weird boob
I feel sorry for your man
Zero out of ten
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this user is dumb
but those boobs are like whack yo
hell i'd still hit it

Fried egg
No it's more like boiled egg
Where is bacon?

Weird floppy tit
Looks like bag of milky sand
Will not touch with hand

Small toepedo tits
Floppy with pancake endings
Not like weird Japanese nipple fingering

A haiku's simple.
It's only five, seven, five.
Get it right retards.

haiku in english makes syllabic pattern translate in unlike to japan thought methods. pattern is not rigid in modernity anymore anyways.

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Poop on my mom's face
Satan can run really fast
Laundry detergent

Should not have children
Ligature turns purple
Cursed narcissist whores

wow satan can run really fast.

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haha, best

That boob is shaped weird.
It reminds me of that scene
Take my strong hand!!!

Small amputee lumps
Would still bang with a bra on
Never remove it

Are there bras for those?
Her smile betrays a sadness
Sad for crooked tit

Defy gravity
Physics can go to Hell
My breast will point up

Her tits must have been
Stretched to shit by a vacuum
Likely a Hoover

The bill of a duck
Wrapped snugly in a flesh coat
Don't poke your eye out.

Compared with body
wonder if I could swallow
saggy Little tit

Never seen something like that
Did you try to make juice with it?
I would not drink it

Last line: don't puke your guts up

There was once a girl from Nantucket,
Whose boob was so long she could suck it.
I found her in a cabana,
With her boob shaped like a banana,
And decided right then "Hey, I'll fuck it!"

Not a haiku you fucking retard.

That's a limerick.

user read my poem
Not haiku fucking retard
I don't give a shit.

I know it's wrong
Really dont give a shit
Ugly shaped tits

Tittie is bitty
Shaped like a small fruit
Cock is diamonds

She may find someone.
Someone to love her despite.
I am not that man.

I once knew someone
Who's tits sagged like this pair here
I miss you grandpa

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Photoshop is shit
Not everything is real
Stop being a homo

scooby doos fasser

My face is darling
Right tit is a potato
I need a boob job