What are your biggest regrets in life?

What are your biggest regrets in life?

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everything.

Sucking dick for heroin

no homo

Only nailing two women in the shitter

26 now.

have a reasonable life. house, job, car and wife.

feel like theres more potential in me to do great, interesting things.. i fear ill never get to find out and ill regret it later.

wish i didnt overthink everything either

Thinking my life would be over before age 18 via suicide
I’m 22 now with an okay-ish job, blew off school and now I’m quite literally an idiot that can’t even do basic algebra, no real goals in life and I’m pretty aimless
If I could go back, it’d be to tell myself i’ll Be okay in the future
Problem is I’m pretty sure I’m expelled from going to that community college and would need to find a new one to go too; but that 37 math test when it was my best subject in high school is pretty demotivating from ever going back

You know what we do to niggers?

1. Putting my dick in crazy.
2. Working too much and not living enough...I have tons of money, but wish I'd played more.

Dude, just go on Khan Academy and start learn how to do math. Its free!

Not trying hard enough in highschool
Ever trying hard drugs (including weed)
Discovering Sup Forums at 12

Seeing you here

going on the internet. it's probably what fucked over most of you guys too.

Posting in this thread.
rekt my life
10/10 would post again.

Do they’d give tutoring on history and other classes as well?
I’m a huge mess when it comes to school in general haha

Being born.

Not banging a 10/10 fit Milf due to inexperience and fear of her husband. I was 18. It's been 7 years and it still makes me hurt. She's gone and I may never see her again.

Born in Russia

Yes they do!
khanacademy.org/
personally history does interest me, because ever since i started with maths, i find myself enjoying more. it could be because Sal has i nice voice or he just explains it very well.
Just check it out, as see if you like it. If you have gmail or facebook i think you can create an account in one click.

I'm so sorry
It's a fun place though

>Last night at school dance
>Girl from the next table comes and whipsers if I am single
>I reply with a no while I am
>mfw

Awesome, i’ll Look into it
Thanks user

typo, i'm not really into history.

Letting her go without fighting for what we had.

no problem! i hope it all goes well for you.

Damn, you fucked up hard

story time? why did not fight for her, and why did she break up with you?

Being nice to bitches
and not not being more nice to my friends/non bitch friends

Spent $1000 on massage last month.

not going out and doing stuff in middle/high school and college
>stayed home playing vidya (in dorm playing vidya in college)
>only went to a dance once with a girl and that is because she thought i was autistic and felt bad for me
>only friends i had were kids that didnt graduate with me (except in college, but no good stories from college)
>have 0 stories to tell about "crazy" or "cool" stuff i did growning up.
>22 with a decent job that i dont hate
people tell me "nice user, you kept your nose to the grindstone and now you have a good job"
i just feel empty, knowing that i played it way to safe and kept myself shut in im an adult with 0 good stories of growing up. i have learned to lie to others about stories so i dont seem as boring, and with some time i might actually believe my own lies.

tldr: im 22 with a good job, but no childhood

i spent 400 on a sex doll that i now realise might of put me on a sex offenders watch list.

the duality of man kek.

But seriously 22 yr old user this is nothing to be ashamed of. You almost ARE in the wrong, but in some way you are right as well. It's never healthy to hold in the angsty teen impulses but it's also worse to indulge on them. Speaking from genuine experience i can tell you that you didn't miss out on anything fun.

I was one of the cool kids that envied the nerdy kids. Growing up i finally had the balls to join the nerdy kids work-wise and university-wise but i never enjoyed the constant drama, the fucking, the weed, the alcohol, the parties. All bland.

>Chosing car mechanic as first education
Should have stuck with my hopes of becoming a pilot and gotten the eye exam. Doing a bachelor of engeering now, but it will probably be another education im below mediocre at.
>not doing something other than staying inside
30 now, and starting to regret i never travelled etc. But didn't want to when I was in my mid 20.

fell for the thicc meme, i blame you Sup Forums

Spreading my ass for my dad

Still can't hear my farts

Is it good though?

poorest sap in this thread.
>yfw you realized that you were shilled to think skele girls are gross

What is more attractive than a girl who controls her bodily cravings? A woman who SHITS less. To be frank when i see a woman eating junk food i get turned off. Or when they say stuff like "yeah i could eat a whole box of chicken nuggets right now" that makes me instantly flaccid.

My bitch is eating almonds for breakfast and a grape for supper. 2 crackers if she feels like indulging because she;s human too after all.

Wasting my life.

Fell hard for a girl back in 1990 when I was a good looking 14yo lad. Despite her liking me (admitted it) and being my best friend, I pushed her away over 6 years on and off cause I felt uncomfortable and couldn't understand what i wanted. Still don't know why i did it, never even kissed her and did the same with other girls in favor of being a gaming basement dweller with moderate aspergers.

Over the years, i spent all my life gaming as sex and socialising seem alienated to me and boring. Eventually, i got a job at 25 and being working since, realising that gaming doesn't feel like it used to and I suffer from severe depression and anxiety which is crippling.

Eventually, i realised i was old at 30 and tried to date, only i am not good looking anymore. Easy to get the whales, but who the fuck wants that? Got lonely at one point and settled for a whale and got her pregnant.

I am a father of a girl, 2. I suppose that makes me happy a little. But i sort of miss when girls wanted me, sort of wonder how it feels to be young and fool around. Now it is too late, just wish i could back. Don't waste your youth.

Giving in to shyness during my late teens early 20's.

I dropped out in 10th grade to work to keep my shitty family fed. I did one thing in the worst time of my life and now I haven't heard from them in years.

Why? That's basically like, free heroin.

You're 26. You still have time.
I'm 27 with all the things you have and I'm planning on going back to get a graduates degree because I'm not too happy with my career potential.

Biased advice. Your version of "Don't waste your youth" is going out and cumming on hundreds of girls faces. Stand out or be stood out user. I'm 26 year old virgin and although i've been sad at times i have NEVER craved that sort of intimacy. To call sex intimate these days is rather absurd anyways because if it was... i would maybe... just maybe crave it... if it meant anything to anyone anymore.

Going to a private, out-of-state college while being middle class. I'll be paying off student loans until I only have 5 more years until my life expectancy, and the loans are slowly draining my life.

Knocking out my teeth

Retard that is a privilege. Debt is made to help you. You can go get loans and a credit card and buy all the shit you ever wanted but just pay it off slowly for a couple of years. You are blessed to be put in the situation of having the schooling under your belt. And what? Your price to pay is less than 6 months of working as a waiter or something. Get a grip.

This year s no place for the truth. Make up something funny. Like 'fucking OP's mom' or 'not becomes trap.'

Not good at greentexting, first time ever, really, so thank you for your patience.

>Was 18, homebody that stayed up, even with uni.
>Starts out at some shitty online game where you can meet people
>Not many people of my country on it
>Especially not this late in our timezone
>Find out someone is in a chatroom of our language
>Enter said chatroom and chat it up with the person
>Person was seemingly a girl
>We click on every single thing, from big stuff like future plans and mindset to even the smallest things, like favourite fizzy drinks (She likes Ice Tea).
>Start chatting pretty much daily
>She's 16 (Legal over here), petite, cute little thing
>I'm a tall, husky guy
>I melt for her as I've always wanted someone to take care of, being a 'bear'
>Figure out she lives 10 minutes from me (The coincidence, truly..)
>We eventually meet up, some shitty cinema, she brought two of her friends.
>I was a nervous heap to finally meet her.
>Absolutely tiny, frizzy, long hair, glasses, brace, absolute nerdy girl
>Fell in love on the spot.
>We go to the movies, I can't even remember what movie, I was so happy to be there with her.
>We start dating and seeing eachother every weekend.
>Have a 'friend' that I've known for a couple of years.
>Introduce gf to him
>He starts acting weird towards her.
>Eventually manages to create a fight between her and me, our first and eventually last fight..
>We have said fight and kind of fell out, she didn't talk to me for a week and we decided to break up instead of fighting for what we had (My biggest regret, being so fucking stubborn, I hate myself for it.)
>In the time we were together, she got a lot of self-confidence, started dressing better, fixed her hair, wore contacts, she was beautiful to me since day one, but as long as she felt good about herself.
>Starts dating chads, gets used.
>Fast forward a year
>We start talking again
>herewegoagain.jpg
>All of my feels return, desperately want to be with her.
Hit the limit, cont?

Getting married at 26.Divorced at 28 tho.

When faggots like this say 'gaming' what do they really mean? Playing video games 20 hours a day? Or just having them as a hobby? As someone in a different generation I have no idea what that actually means, even though I understand the definition of the word.

even if it's like 2 hours a day. when we say "gaming" we mean OBSESSIVE. For the remainder of those 22 hours in the day all we think about is just geting home and playing for those 2 hours. If you miss those 2 hours you get sad and angry so you eat. If you get to play those 2 hours to want more, but you can't so you get sad and angry and eat. "gaming" doesn't have to be vague. it can be half an hour but it fucks with you

Oh good. Another friend zone story. Please end with OP's suicide...

dude, if she used you to get confidence then that is the only reason she is comming back. if you really want her then get ready to have the process repeat itself

I like how you think.

But are you in denial and trying to make me believe this or yourself? To me, it seems like a natural urge to want to have sex with lots of women. You would feel great because you increase your confidence, propogating the species which is the meaning of life and releasing endorphins which is what makes happiness.

Intimacy sounds like a love novel, i don't really believe that exists. It is just nice to feel it does. I do think you can develop a strong connection but intimacy is always derived from looks. If it weren't it would be a strong friendship. What is so romantic aboht asking the same woman what's for tea for the next 60 years?

> all the shit you ever wanted
> pay it off slowly for a couple of years

Yeah, let me spend even more money I don't have on things I can't afford.

> Your price to pay is less than 6 months of working as a waiter

Tell me where I can make $160k in 6 months as a waiter and I'll gladly quit my software engineering job.

Not a friend zone, really. We dated quite a while. What's got you so bitter, friend?
She didn't use me to get confidence, it just came by having a decent relationship. Her parents were horrible towards her, she didn't get any support from them.

Die cunt

Marrying a pathological liar and cheat, who stole $107k from me and split with my daughter.

Exactly kek spend more "money" on things you can't afford. Just rack up a huge debt and get all the lavish shit i don't understand why everyone doesn't do it. That guy with the corvette and huge house is debted to the TITS but his outer shell is being presented to the world as a wealthy and rich business mogul. Don't be silly and try to argue that being in debt and owning things you enjoy is a bad state becqause that's the ultimate redpill.
>$160k
HOLY FUCK user did you do 500 years of schooling?

Trying to groom my friend's daughter but being too scared of getting caught that I half-assed it and failed miserably. Now I'm just waiting for it bite me in the ass when she no longer represses the memories.

And i thought i was bad. How did he do it?

Hope you got some sort of justice. Maybe if you show tits I will give you a fiver. You can make that money back in no time you filthy whore xxx.

Like in facebook

Don't stop there, how old was she? What was she wearing?

I need to fap bro.

Not killing myself at 15
It didn’t get better

Deciding against hormone therapy as a kid to grow taller. 5'7'' now, shit sucks.

I too should not have put my dick in crazy, we're gonna make it brother

Getting in to my career at 17 and not looking back for 20 years. I should have worked some shit jobs and maybe gone to school, maybe done military or police. I’d be close to retirement with benefits now instead of trying to start a new career as an old man with bills and kids.

letting this hoe turn me into the beta trap loving pussy i am today

>going on the internet
This is sad but true in many ways. So much valuable information but so many distractions and disinfo/garbage in the way.

worth it, that bitch is cute

Sorry bro. Im a dude. There is no justice for men in divorce.
Her parents live in Canada. She took my daughter there for a vacation. Drained my bank account in US. Transferred it into Canadian acc. Filed for divorce the next day.
Got anonymous pics sent to me thru fb of her in our bed with some dude while I was at work.

Not killing myself

you tellin me lol

I have a gifted propensity to fuck myself over so.. god where do i even begin

Probably when I decided to transfer colleges and leave my first and only long term relationship.

Or when that 2nd college didn't work out i moved back home and worked a blue collar job.

Could be when I tried moving to the city and after 6 months I became homeless in the winter because I got laid off 2 days before christmas

Or maybe when weed and lsd made me happy for a bit but made me lose all ambition to pursue anything.

Me and my roommate are hitting the road after winter to travel west and just wing it out there. Could it all fall through? Possibly but I careth not anymore.

Bullying away good friends.
Only friends I have left are drug dealers and retards.

I started when she was 8.
She always wore these adorable little dresses and hated to wear underwear, so I'd always find her sleeping and she'd be spread out with her pussy bare. At first I'd just look from across the room, then I started getting closer, smelling her, jerking off with my cock right next to her cunt. We'd always play and cuddle, I'd use these opportunities to see how far I could push before she got uncomfortable. By the time she was 10 I had her comfortable with me groping her breasts and ass while we had tickle-fights.

By the time she was 11 we'd worked up to getting her comfortable with kissing me, and sometimes we'd just hang out in my room under the guise of helping her do homework (friend always at work, mother paid more attention to Candy Crush and Angry birds than her kids) and kiss and have our tickle fights.

I'd always be nursing a semi during these tickle fights and she finally got curious enough to ask about it... this is when I chickened out. I knew that I was at a crossroads where if things progressed further I'd no longer be able to dance around it as just being a good "uncle" by playing with her and I'd be straight into "why does my daughter know what a penis is?" territory. So I backed off.

My favorite memory to go back to is the time I had the entire house to myself for a weekend so I just edged all day and night and on the night before they came home I unloaded buckets of my cum into her swimsuit bottoms and the next day she was wearing them... I still cum pretty hard to that.

She had a thing for sucking on my fingers so I'd always jerk off before she got home from school so when she inevitably sucked on my fingers she'd taste my dick... she always said I tasted good and that'd get me pretty hard too.

One time I hid in the pantry and came into the breakfast I made for her. I asked her how she liked it and she said it tasted really good but I didn't get much thrill from that... it felt too underhanded.

You are the retard

I'm not a retard anymore but now its too late.

finding Sup Forums

Stupid bitches

Dropping out of college to pursue music. Took me another ten years to get back to school and finish. All of my friends who stayed on their career paths are a decade ahead of me and I have no one but myself to blame.

Going to university, such a waste of time and money

Getting a girl pregnant and becoming a dad.

Pwned

>Debt is made to help you.

Yep. Wear a condom kids.

that i havent crusshed my enemies, seen dem driven before me or heard da lamentations of there wommends

Queer

buying only five bitcoins in 2011

That I started coming here.

I smoked a laced blunt and wound passing out. found out that I was raped in my sleep as I woke up half naked and with the girl who gave me the blunt sleeping next to me. My thighs were covered in bruises. I don't trust most women to this day.

same

I joined the military right out of high school.
It was good.
I ruined it by trying cocaine one night. This led to cocaine every night, eventually smoking crack. Two months in, I was spending my entire paycheck in the first hour. I got friends hooked too and watched them do the same.
My best friend eventually pulled a gun on me because I owed him $20. We broke out of confinement and traveled to a hotel miles and miles away where I witness another friend beat a homeless guy with a lamp. Returned to base to be arrested, and was eventually sent to a detention center for 2 years.
I was dishonorably discharged and now i'm not able to work and government positions for the rest of my life. Not even the post office.

Won the race.

I am 28 and understanding this shit.
Just don't cheat you nigger.

Biggest regret ever in my life, which ruined my life was asking my doctor for norcos.

/game over

being rude to my exes

they loved me after all

and making this post a thread, I don't know what the fuck happened, how can I be so blind wtf

Fucking my little sister.
Not finishing Skool.
Buy a gun with 1 bullet and still got it.

Just the normal live.

The woman will always cheat, that poor user id fucked

>fucked by a grill
>regrets

dont seems that bad