So I want to ask all you 'muricans, what chances do I...

So I want to ask all you 'muricans, what chances do I, as a lowlife from a shitty eastern europe country with a highschool diploma , have to get into America?

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Not terribly difficult, staying legally after your visa expires is a different story

Thats what I mean, like actually living there, theres no way I can survive here...

Step one. Become muslim
Step two. Walk across border
Step three. Jihad????

I am white, not a god damn muslim...

So was stephen paddock. Skin color doesnt matter u racist. U will fit in great in America.

Just claim refugee status and go to Germany. Then you can move to any EU country.

Once your first world and can get a big boy job with an American company, you can find some bleeding heart libcuck company willing to pay for your work visa and green card. Then live here for years and slowly work towards citizenship.

If grill you can try to marry some poor lonely sap. If guy and don't mind taking dick up your ass and possible aids you might be able to marry a fag.

You're probably screwed though.

How do I claim refugee status if I am from Europe? But thanks from the help anyways man, apreciate if, kinda hard to find information about it when youre not a refugee or smth.

Why would you want to come here? People keep saying this place is shit and that Trump will destroy us all.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep aboutLIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty trulyAREidiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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What do I have to do to get into a eastern europe country? Because moving out of the US is harder then moving in

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But atleast the normal pay pay isnt 300$, senior citizens dont die out of starvation , because the pension is 120$ in their homes and you can defend yourselves and get put in jail.

Profit

White = race
Islam = religion
Race ≠ religion
Faggit

Am pretty sure they (the goverment) will be willing to give a passport to anyone, because our imigaration and birth rate is literally in the minus.

pull a Snowden and exile yourself.

Hijacking this thread Can A Class A truck driver get work in a place like Bulgaria Ukraine Or Russia?