>"Oh god it's you aga-"
>"What'll it be user"
"Oh god it's you aga-"
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Dobj meg egy hideg komlóssal Tibikém
I fucking hate when you come here god damn it
Three glasses of warm piss
one pint of your finest sulfuric acid please
A glass of Żubrówka for me, user
One milk with rum please ...
"I'll have the most beta male drink on the tap, please." "Oh, and my crusty body pillow wants a water"
what country is this?
>Smirks
>"This is some pussy shit ya'll ordering"
>Slides your drink to you
Hey hey Woah man hey Woah man hey. Żubrówka is the shit. Since when is 40% ABV pussy shit
>40%
gimme some of that 420% sheeeit
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
this meme really took off huh
Best drunk I've ever felt though my man. You need to try some, it's fucking delicious.
Ayy yo slide me some ever clear with a splash of rubbing alcohol
>"Fucking finally"
>Slides drinks to Anons
Ill have 4 bottles of aspalls imperial reserve
You know how to make a 3rd Riech?
rabid semen pls
>3rd Riech?
>what the fuck is that
>"Y-Yeah sure user"
>Mix some random shit together
>slides drink to user
>"Wrong bar user, that one is the building right next to us"
I’ll take a sixer old Milwaukee or lone star nothin snooty
If you're there that often they already know what it'll be.
Also, I like how the bartender has the Chicago flag tattooed on his arm.
>"I swear I saw you on TV user watcha doing here"
>Slides drink to you
>"For fuck sa-"
>Slides mountain dew to you
>"Here you go user"
on mor wed plis
>"Yeah Yeah I gotcha user just follow me out back real quick"
Mountain Dew?
I'll take a double whiskey and Coke in a short glass please.
one meme plz
I'll take a glass of Spirytus, neat.
Can't go wrong with 76% if you're getting drunk on a budget.
>"Man fuck this shit some other user take over for me"
>"Just take the whole fucking bottle I don't give a shit anymore"
>>/r/reddit
>Tosses drink at you
Give me a fucking Guinness and a double Jameson shot
>Catches the drink and slowly downs it while watching the rest of this shit show
choccy milk and tendies pls
>"Didn't you fucking hear me I qu-"
>Grabs you
>"FUCK THIS SHIT, FUCK ALL OF YOU"
>"I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO IT I'M GOING TO SPLATTER HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE FUCKING WALLS"
>
Feed me user feed me
woah bro okay I'll settle for regular milk and chicken nuggets goddern
>as always, a "how did I end up having a life this sad ? just wanted to be a normal person with friends, a wife, kids, owning a car and having a nice job" juice
One shot
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Fucking do it cunt. Nobody will care.