I just walked in on my girlfriend letting my dog fuck her.
She didn't see me at first, which is why I had about 20 seconds to watch and then realize that she was not only allowing it to happen, but she was reaching her arms behind her in order to help my dog stay in position.
When she saw me, she jump up and ran to the bathroom screaming and locked the door. She won't talk to me.
What do?
Fuck the dog
Fuck the dog
Post pics or it didn't happen
Fuck the dog
Fuck the dog
Fuck the dog
Fuck the dog
Fuck the dog
Fuck the dog
Can you blame her?
That dog probably had a bigger dick, white boi.
Another beta male fantasy. Seems like all Sup Forums has to offer these days
Everybody in this thread is a retard
Let the dog fuck you and show her who his bitch is
Fuck the dog
You're at such an advantage right now you get her to do whatever you wanted for her. U realize that?
Storm into the bathroom and threaten to kill her if she doesn't participate in a dog-girl sextape which you will then share over the internet so she won't ever forget the day she betrayed her fine man with a dirty dog.
Suck the dog
>these days
Welcome to the internet kid.
Fuck the dog
Imma call bs sorry gents.
At least it wasn't a nigger.
Tell her that you have a video of it and that if she doesn't want you to share it with her family, she better come out of the bathroom and clean the kitchen.
Laugh at that degenerate as loud as possible and post it on facebook all caps with a shitload of crying laughter emoji
Nigga im old enough to be ur daddy. And i was just talkin about Sup Forums. Shits bein overran with beta shit. Cuck, trap, dick rate. Shits pathetic
Intercourse with your canine.
I wanna call bullshit but the thought of you getting cucked by a dog is just too funny. I’d kill her,the dog them myself.
Threesome ofcourse
>walks into an internet tackle shop
>points out that there is bait everywhere
>expects to receive kudos for it on an anonymous image board, where no one could possibly give him any credit for his astute observation because no one has a fucking clue who he is
Dude, we know it's bait and we're replying anyways. That's what this place is for. Go be a newfag somewhere else.
/Thread
Well fag listen up she was either experimenting while being horny or she have a very abusive past don't kill the dog rather gave it away also no your dick is not smaller than dog and knock gently on the door tell her it's okay and she can come she is ashmed and extermly scared.
Wait outside of the bathroom until she thinks that you've left. Bend down and start to quietly have the dog fuck you during this time and when she walks out run out screaming and refuse to talk to her instead.
It's always been this way. The fact that you believe it was once good is only an indication of your being new here.
>tell her it's okay
no nigga its not
top kek
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Lol, I guess its always something that she wasnt like a dog with a bone. Although, pretty disturbing that she was being boned by the dog.
What if doggo was black?
be happy....Fido warmed her up for you - now go fuck her, faggot
OP the solution is simple. You have to tie the knot. First you get some pincers, slowly stretch open your urethra. Insert a golf ball and push it to the base of your penis.
Now you have a dog cock.
leave text her tell her you filemd it tell her you now own her
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> i'm an oldfag saying Sup Forums was never good answering to a faggot saying Sup Forums is terrible these days
When are you stupid fucks going to stop using this fusty fucking meme?
You fucking millenial retard
This OP, this will fix everything, we promise !
>these days
No it hasn't, we didn't always have faggots like you
too true
Make dog into fursuit
Fuck the girl
underrated.
If you can convince her that you actually have a video, use the threat of sharing that video to get her to fuck the dog again.
Record it this time. You would literally own her.
Not him but it wasn't always exactly this way. The same threads over and over every day may be somewhat true but they were more interesting. And everything had a fresher feel to it, especially memes in general. I honestly hate the same threads in today's b and can remember enjoying it more in years past, but it may just be a nostalgic thing. I'm still here though. But I agree with him, the board is shit. It was always degenerate shit but now it's boring shit.
Or you're just saying what u said because it's an instinctive response to being called new when you are new. There is no bragging about your tenure here.
No it hasnt u fuckin sperglord.
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You got cucked by your own dog. Fuckin white people kek.
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If you're old then you know this place started with faggy white kids watching anime all the time. What the fuck did you think they'd grow up to be? What kind of younger people did you think this place was going to attract?
kekekekekekkekekekd
Fuck her cat as revenge, she won't see it cumming...but if she does, that's a boneus
>. And everything had a fresher feel to it, especially memes in general
Thanks not because Sup Forums changed, it's because you were a newfag that hadn't seen it before. If you'd been on usenet before then it would've already been old hat to you.
You changed, friendo.
It was full of anime addicts who loved memes. This place started with faggots you mental midget.
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This nigga
Ask about three sum.
OP here, I'm actually black.
This
Your... your girlfriend isn't just your other dog is it?
>getting fucked by dog
>runs to bathroom when in trouble
>doesn't talk
op... I'm suspicious
yes, it was always bad. Always.
The only people who have a favorable opinion of this place are fucking newfags who saw that a hacktivist group anonymous used to use this place to rally peons to do their bidding and mistakenly believed that if they joined the mustering-hall, they would become "elite" internet users and join the kool kids club.
kys.
PLOT TWIST
you being a nigger isn't the funny part, cuck
Bark small pink dog dick
How will humans ever recover
Yea we were all newfags once. that's kind of why I mentioned the nostalgic part.
But b has definitely changed. There was gay shit always but it's so abundant now. It never felt like it does now. Even politics . And then fb/ig fap threads. I feel like it's all I see. It wasn't like that when I first came here. There used to be a sense of community as well. Maybe everyone was rude to each other, but people managed to get together and do thin gs outside of Sup Forums. If u suggest that now u get whiteknights tattletaling on you. It sucks. And it isn't the same. But everyone is entitled to their opinion, and I definitely have changed since I first came here. So has the board.
>thinks because its a meme its true
Whew lad
Fuck the dog!
Fuck the dog
If you could fucking read before you start spouting ignorant drivel that'd be great. I said it's always been shit, but now it's boring shit. It used to be often interesting, now it is rarely interesting.
>kys
Nice buzzphrase, fucking moron. Real original.
You know, before I started reading Sup Forums I used to think nothing of it at all when I met a girl who had a large male dog that wasn't nutted. Now, these girls are all suspect.
Thanks, Sup Forumstards.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
It's because all the shit that isn't terrible has dispersed and is part of normal net culture now. lolcats, demotivational posters, and memes in general got out and are everywhere. They feel normal, so you get the autists hating them and screaming REEEEEE at shit that was normal on Sup Forums before it existed outside it.
We turned the world into Sup Forums, man. This is just the ichor left behind. But the good porn is here, and the occasional idiot posting humorous tales of idiocy, and the freedom is still here. So I'm still here.
Well, it's better than porn and anime bullcrap
buy dog costume, get rid of the dog
you're the dog now
underrated post
I hate to say it but fucking hell this is so true lol
i'd rather find my girl being fucked by a dog than a black guy
Let the dog fuck you. Show her its OK
But it is suspect, why would chicks not fix their dogs like Bob Barker always said?
They know what they're doing not fixing their dogs.
6The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
THAT MEANS THIS INFORMATION ALSO FALSEHOOD
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE SOMEONE HELP MY BRAIN HURTS
threesome my boy
Team up with your dog and spit roast her.
Fuck the dog
ITT: things that never happened
Must sick walking around in real life screaming fake news at everything your eyes capture.
Lmfao
>Not him but it wasn't always exactly this way. The same threads over and over every day may be somewhat true but they were more interesting.
I read it. I just disagree with you. It was never interesting.
You may have found it interesting for about 8 months after you discovered this place, but it wasn't. It was just new to you and you're apparently easily impressed.
Timestamp doggo
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Going to continue like this actually happened.
How do you feel about it? angry? shocked? turned on? curious?
How long you guys been together?
That's because we blacks make you feel threatened, you know your girls want us.
i hope you had that expression on your face when you witnessed this.
Mans best friend am i right?!
Break up with her on your own terms, but dump her, because she is a whore. Tell her that you recorded 15 seconds of video on your phone and a personal friend of yours has the video and he will send it to everyone on a list you gave him if she doesn't agree to leave on your terms. Then kick her to the curb and immediately put yourself on the market for fresher and slightly younger pussy.