You have 10 sec to name a better breakfast than a Krispy Kreme donut & coffee

You have 10 sec to name a better breakfast than a Krispy Kreme donut & coffee

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Breakfast tacos you asshole.

Bacon, fried eggs, toast and some french press coffee.

That's an easy one hoser, how about just grabbing a doubledouble n donut at Tim Horton's eh?

Literally anything else that exists

Coffee and cigarettes

I feel like there's a jazz song about that.

Really?

the open beer and last nights pizza on the coffee table

Pussy

This. Learn to cook, OP, you pathetic fuck.

Yes.

Donuts shouldn't be a normal breakfast. It's all sugar and carbs.

Full English breakfast. BOOM! schooled bitch.

>coffee
>donuts

You disguised me pig

I can brew coffee but I can't bake tasty tasty donuts.

Eggs benidict and a flat white peasant

I think donut dough and glaze are two of the simplest items to make. Also you don't fucking bake them, you fry them.

I didn't know you are your mom's tits with your eggs for breakfast.

>Krispy Kreme donut

That's like eating a apple-sized ball of sugar with a pinch of dough flavoring on it. No thanks, Amerifat.

No better combination for the morning.

>Also you don't fucking bake them, you fry them.

For real? Now I understand why donuts are so yummy. Fried food is the best!

i do prefer tims like all canadianfags , id like to try dunkin donuts but thats in the states

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Hard boiled eggs, fight me faggot

>i do prefer tims like all canadianfags
Tim's sucks cock, dude. Well, here anyways.
McD's is actually salvageable in MB.

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This. Except on the floor, no coffee table here.

>i do prefer tims

Sucks to be you, you never had the chance to taste a god-tier donut.

Ok.

Way to lose that fight, donus dont have shit on the egg superfood

krispy kreme donut is only fresh when its hot directly off the the rollers. that crispy outter shell surrounded by hot icing and fluffy innards can not be beat. however when its cold the donut is actually pretty gross.

that being said, the krispy kremes near me shut down years ago. there are better donut places that taste awesome when its hot or cold. those are the best donuts.

Yeah, we have a few Yum Yum donuts that blow the pants off of the non-fresh Krispy Kremes. Yum Yum is also 24 hours and does some light sandwiches.

What is health?

baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more

Cigarettes and Coffee by Otis Redding

Not jazz btw

Something not buried in tons of caffeine and sugar. You must be fat as fuck

I am somehow amazed by people this fat..
I mean think about it you cant even really get up and move with that much fat. There must be a person feeding you with fast food constantly atthis point.

desserts for breakfast.. the fucks wrong with you

No they just eat donuts for breakfast

>Cigarettes and Coffee
I'm thinking of Black Coffee, which is a Jazz song, but cool find.
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beer and pizza

Actually 5'9'' 130 lbs.

Ok it was nice talking to you all but now I'm hungry.

Going to Krispy Kreme to get me a box of donuts and a coffee. See ya later!

Cigarettes, bacon and black coffee

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Are you even trying user?

ive had krispy kremes

Go back to pissing off Lahey in his grave, Ricky.

Bread with raw minced pork and onions. Best breakfast

There's also a movie

If you want to make them really tasty cover the dough in honey and vanilla shugar, melt a shit ton of butter lard in a pan and roast it until the you get a nice golden caramel crust.
Than serve it with strawberry rhubarb porridge and whipped cream.

It’s like instant diabetes but it tastes so fucking good

And the upside is you totally feel justified in eating it because you made it. I don't mind being decadent if I've put in the effort.

The down side, in the end you have to get caramel out of a pan, that can get really annoying

nothing.

Full English.
Lincolnshire sausage, smoked back bacon, hash browns, fried onion, fried egg, grilled tomato, gypsie bread, toast and a big portion of baked beans.
Failing that, a maccyD breakfast wrap with coffee

Egg waffles

a cigarette and a blowjob

is this considered suicide? i think it should

Softbpiled eggs on buttered toast and black tea with condensed milk. Add a bit of sharp cheddar with salt and pepper on the egg.

If you want to get diabetes, a clogged heart and feel like you got shot with a tranquilizer dart then eat what OP said

probably you mean a blowjob and then coffee + cigarette

Literally anything else
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porridge

Steak Bagel from McD's