Embarrassing things that have happened to you at school

Embarrassing things that have happened to you at school

Let me start

>it’s my freshmen year of highschool
>first day
>days alright so far
>go to third period
>my school has these special periods were you can just do what ever you really want
>my teacher gives us assigned seating
>at first annoyed but then find out I sit in the back of class
>right in front of me is a junior girl who is hot as shit
>giant tits
>giant ass
>slim body
>face was okay
>she’s wearing leggings and you can see right through them
>BONER IS READY TO BE ARMED
>she has on these bright red panties
>literally shine through the leggings
>luck would have ither friend is sitting right in front of her
>she bends over her desk and leans over to her friend
>BONER IS ARMED
>her amazing ass is right in my face
>my dick could literally have cut through my desk
>I was in the back corner of my classroom so I could stare all I want and no one would notice
>and that’s exactly what I did

The next day

>I walk into my class ready to see that amazing ass again
>she comes in but is wearing pants
>goddammit.jpg
>her ass was still massive even in those tight jeans
>her friend doesn’t show up
>doublegoddammit.gif
>about halfway through class I notice she seems super bored
>decide to talk to her
>it fucking worked
>her and I clicked instantly
>our personalities were completely aligned
>after about a week she stopped talking to her friend and would just talk to me

Cont?

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I need more!

I need to figure out the embarrassment part, this seems good
If you finish the story I’ll tell one of mine that is nearly a legend in my school

Op you're a faggot just finish the story

This but less edgy

>middle school
>swim class (my school had a county rec pool attached to it that the school could use)
>change into swim suit, my dads baggy old suit bc poorfag
>literally wearing loose water pants
>having a blast bc I already know how to swim
>urge to poo
>having too much fun and class ends soon so i can wait
>keep swimming with bros, splashing each other and horsing around
>tardbro kicks me in the abdomen
>I feel a shift in my bowels
>I run out of the pool with the speed of Usain Bolt on PCP
>”user YOU SLOW DOWN NO RUNNING YOU COULD SLIP”
>teachers yell makes the whole class turn to look at me
>I look back while still running full speed
>I slip on the wet tile
>slide on the tile, pulling down my loose trunks
>poo erupts from my asshole with the force of a rocket at launch
>poo lands on my back
>whole class screams
>I get suspended

Alright I’ll keep going

About 3 month later

>we have became really good friends but we don’t have any other classes together
>we haven’t hung out outside of school either
>our conversations started to turn somewhat sexual
>nothing major just things like if we’ve ever had sex or how many people have we been with
>I told her I was a virgin
>turns out she’s been with a lot of guys
>she was a major slut at the school before I was there
>it kinda pissed me off I don’t really know why
>I decide not to talk to her the next day
>she gets super annoyed with me
>texts me after school asking why I was mad
>I pretty much just confessed my love for her
>she actually felt the same
>the next day rolls around and she comes into class with those see through leggings and those fucking sexy ass panties
>she purposefully bent over in front me me
>DIAMONDDICK.avi
>I was wearing sweat pants so my dick was completely visible
>she noticed and fucking licked her lips
>SHE FUCKING LICKED HER LIPS
>my virginity was shaking in its boots
>she sat down and started fucking around with her pencil bag
>I don’t really care I’m peeking out that ass
>class ends and she leaves
>I stay because my next class was in the same room
>she leaves her pencil bag
>I go through it because fuck you I need pencils
>condom right in there
>my retardedness took it
>tomorrow was going to be my day

>I’m in class and she walks in
>she’s dressed in sweats and a big hoodie
>her pencil bag was still in her spot so she picked it up really quick and shoved it into her backpack not even checking it
>we start talking and things take a sexual turn

I’ll try to finish in the next post

Please cont.

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Bump bitch

Go on..

pre-type your story next time you newfag niggerfaggot

Bump

Come on faggot

20 fucking minutes lmao OP did you use up all your creativity for the bullshit story that you can think of any good material to write? Because it doesn't take this long to hit the fucking character limit let alone finish your post
>inb4 stop giving shit
>inb4 stop being impatient
>inb4 op is giving free material give him time
Fuck that your shitty thread is going to die because you suck.

This

fknn shiiiittt
finiiish that storyyyyyyyyyy

OP just realised his life is a mistake and became an hero.Thank god we have one less faggit that don't know what pretyping is

OP has the big gay

>she says that she has been thinking about me a lot
>she says that I mean a lot to her and that she wants to take things to the next level
>FUCKYES
>we decide that she will go to girls bathroom right outside the classroom and in 10 minutes I’ll leave to meet her
>alrighty
>she leaves and brings her backpack with her
>don’t even think about how I stole the condom she had
>watch the clock for 10 mins then ask if I can go to the bathroom
>nope
>I say I REALLY have to go
>she asks if I can wait
>I say no
>she finally lets me go
>I go to the bathroom and ask if she’s inside
>she says yes so I go in
>the handicap stall is closed but not latched
>the stall walls go all the ways down to the ground so I can’t see if she’s in there
>she peeks her head around the corner of the stall and tells me to come in

I’m so sorry but the next post will be the last one
I’ll post it really quick it’s already half way typed out

Literally peed myself in school but luckily no one noticed

>inb4 you cream your pants

>open stall door
>there with her legs spread and waiting
>Go down on her
>smells like rotten fish mixed with fresh feces
>MY DICK IS DIAMONDS
>ready the torpedos
>spread open her lips
>I set her on the floor
>we do the dinosaur

If you are op. I hope you burn your toast tomorrow

kek not even the right words

Lemme guess. You didn't bring the condom so she was like "uwu come inside me anyway" and now she's pregnant and you have AIDS.

Last one I promise

>i lock the latch behind me and she starts to take off her clothes
>underneath her hoodie she was naked
>and underneath her sweats she was naked
>her and I start making out
>while making out I start to take off my pants
>she sits me down on the ground and starts sucking me off
>best head I’ve ever had
>I blow in like 10 seconds
>she says she wants to keep going
>she sits in my lap and starts grinding her pussy against my cock
>I’m grabbing her ass and her tits
>she asks me to eat her out
>agree of course
>she’s sitting against the wall and I’m on the nasty ass floor eating her pussy
>the starts moaning louder than a Boeing 747 taking off
>like bitch shut the fuck up
>within minutes I’m ready for round 2
>I tell her I’m ready and we go back to the original position, her sitting on my lap
>she starts grinding again
>I try putting my cock in but she stops me
>she says she has a condom
>she opens her backpack then opens her pencil bag
>”I swear I have one”
>I swear to god this is what I said
>”oh I stole it from you”
>I reach over and pull the condom out of my pants pocket
>she gets really fucking mad
>says shit like “you can’t just fucking steal my stuff” and “I can’t believe you would just go through my belongings”
>whofuckingcares.png
>bitch puts who clothes back on and just leaves
>I’m still fucking diamonds
>start trying to jack the boner away but to no prevail
>I can’t cum
>the one fucking kid that actually uses this bathroom shows up and asks why I’m in there
>yell through the door that I will be out in a second
>get dressed still fucking hard as shot
>leave and go back to class
>my dick is super noticeable in my pants
>don’t really care and go to my seat
>she’s not in the class
>everyone is staring at me
>some kids are laughing their asses off
>I think it’s because of my boner and start to get embarrassed
I know I’m a faggot but I’m going to have to split this off into one more post

It was deliberate so you wouldn't already assume it was dinosaur upon reading the first line. Inb4Idontknowmymemesfaggot

God damn it OP stop being such a faggot and quit tickling my fucking pickle

...

This fuckin guy

>it gets fucking worse don’t you worry
>I can hear the retarded kid dicking around in the special stall talking to himself
>that’s when it hits me
>the bathroom is sharing a wall with this classroom
>everyone could hear that dumb bitch screeching like a banshee when I was eating her out
>they could also hear her yelling at me when I showed her the condom
>I literally wanted to die
>that’s when she bursts through the door yelling at me demanding I give the condom back to her
>I guess she does have any fucking shame because why the fuck would she say that
>I pull it out of my back pocket and hand it to her
>the teachers fucking face
>like they just witnessed Hiroshima in person
>everyone is fucking dying
>I’m just wanting he release of death
>I got sent down to the principle with her
>not even fucking lying she tells the principle everything
>EVERY FUCKING DETAIL
>like how fucking dumb are you
>I got suspended for a week for having sex in the bathrooms
>she got the same punishment
>apparently she had herpes but I never saw anything
>haven’t been tested yet though
>everyone called me herps for a couple of months
>never talked to her again
>I’m still a virgin

wtfff dude why would you fkn steal her fkn condom ???????????

kek

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Stfu I’m using my phone to type and I’m shit at using it

IF THIS STORY IS TRUE THEN YOU DESERVE EVERYTING YOU JUST SAID ... WHY STEAL THAT FKN CONDOM ?

Yeah that exact position

I pooped in a teacher face

m.soundcloud.com/user-205633393/buried-and-gone

Dude fuck you phoneposting a long greentext story is blasphemy. Gtfo

The fkn condom.Y u stealit ?

Since I was a faggot and took so long to post the rest of the story I’ll give you guys a photo of her

I never got nudes or anything so you can have a photo off her instagram

Op is confirmed retarded faggot virgin.
>admits still virgin
>admits being retarded for stealing
>admits sucking herpes
>due to all of this is a faggot by default
Time to be an hero OP

rofl this bitch looks rly similar to my ex and was equally as freaky

More ass

FK THIS SHIT

You got nudes of your ex?

She doesn’t have any photos showing off her nice ass

nah, wish i did tho

It would appear that you saved the thumbnail, you mongoloid. Here you go

Drop on the floor, everyone do the dinosaur