2 detectives were at my house in the morning inquiring about what i've been doing on my phone and computer

2 detectives were at my house in the morning inquiring about what i've been doing on my phone and computer

what the fuck do i do Sup Forums?

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story pls

So what have you been doing that would be grounds for suspicion?

Tell them to fuck off, if you're not under arrest you're not obligated to talk to them.

If you've been doing bad things on either/or, use the time it'll take them to get a warrant to bury/burn your devices.

cp or drugs? be honest OP

yay best alice is back

My nigga

He could just use magnets on his PC and hide/bury the phone and say it was stolen when he left it in McDonald's the other day. Then they can't do shit.

>what the fuck do i do
>Run like a nignog
Time to nuke your devices and look into moving elsewhere user, you done fucked up.

Lawyer up dude

We need backstory here.

This^

Did they have a warrant?
You hire a lawyer or
If they talk to you again do a no comment interview, or say I would like to impose my 5th amendment right. and answer all further questions with either no comment.

Well he'll have to already have some pretty powerful magnets on hand, OP probably doesn't have the time to go out and get some... Think microwaving the hard drive would work?
I mean, personally I'd take it out back and put about 50 rounds of 5.56 through it and stick it in the furnace, but that's just me.

If murrican, tell em to go to hell, privacy and all that.
If not, welp, time to get some new devices

>dis

What did you say to them?

Microwave would definitely do I think but it leaves the burned out remains and smell of burnt plastic as evidence. I say he hides everything. The phone story and hiding would work still so that's all good. As for the computer if it's a laptop say it was stolen too, for a desktop just bury the hard drive or hide it somewhere outside the house, also make sure your modem hasn't logged the traffic from your devices because they could check that too.

>what the fuck do i do Sup Forums?

Microwave all your eletronics or flush them down the toilet

Oh, OP should make sure to remove the password from his router/wifi, give a plausible reason why any illicit behavior was monitored from his IP.
It's how I got out of trouble when Disney contacted me for pirating the shit out of their
newer movies.

Watch Mr. Robot and you should be OK.

>I mean, personally I'd take it out back and put about 50 rounds of 5.56 through it and stick it in the furnace, but that's just me.
depending on the budget they're willing to spend, they would be able to recover data on it, unless your furnance reaches temperatures high enough to smelt the HDD's magnetic plates. You need to either smelt it, or demagnetize it / overmagnetize it, to make any data on it unrecoverable.
Even shredded to pieces, the plates could get realigned, and read out by forensic laboratories.

safest bet is to use military-grade shredding software to format it (writing 1's and 0's on the entire plate at least 30 times), or making sure that forensics never get their hand on it.

But even then, OP is fucked. His ISP must have been ordered to reveal the contents of his up/downstream, otherwise they wouldn't be on his track. So they already have intel on his online activities. There is no way in hell that he's getting away now.

That's a good idea alice! I commend you!

>OP should make sure to remove the password from his router/wifi
this will be logged by the router.
And if he deletes the router, he looses all opportunity to prove that it weren't his devices to receive the already sniffed data.
see
he's done for.

If the ISP already has evidence or data of criminal activity that is enough to prosecute. destroying your computer equipment could add an additional charge of destruction of evidence

Wheres the backstory user I fucking need it

>And if he deletes the router
the router's log

So what have you been doing on your phone and computer, OP? Just curious.

hooooly fuck bro your ass is going to be jail bait

He could say he gave out his wifi password to a bunch of people when he had a house party, then he would be better off, I guess then he would have to pray that when they look into his friends that they find the same kitty porn he had downloaded.

Source on that image?

This
Also game for fap material?

Well I keep a program that uses the military standard for wiping info, problem is it takes forever to do a whole hard drive.
You could always dissolve it in a vat of acid, but who the hell keeps the stuff on hand?

I dunno, if they had something on him, they would have went in with a warrant to confiscate all his electronics from the get-go...

dont answer any question
dban you hard drive. reinstall os

routers also log the MAC address of connected devices.
I know this is a common advice for such situations to lie in that way, but in reality it doesn't work.

Just took it from a random thread to use as a profile pick for a fake account that I use for stuff. Sorry user

Not a good defense. Because all they have to do is look at activity associated with a certain IP adress. and if he changed the IP address they can look at session tokens and relate the information to a different IP address

>I dunno, if they had something on him, they would have went in with a warrant to confiscate all his electronics from the get-go...
Not necessarily.
FED's a pricks, so it's safe to assume that they gamble for this to press further charges.

Shit home routers save logs in volatile ram, they reset and overwrite almost instantly on a reboot.

We're supposed to do is boil it microwave it and beat it with a hammer

So if he has no phone or pc for them to find and it's not named anons pc or anons phone then he's in the clear. They can't just go "oh well it was probably this guys device" without an actual device to compare the mac adress with.

Dang. That's a very pretty woman, though. Shame.

correct, but that would just mean that he's unable to prove that other devices were connected to any given time, therefore he'd be unable to get away with this lie in front of court.

create-a-perfect-sex-slave, go to wetpussy games and go to adventure games it's the only way i know to find it, was looking for a quick fap but ended up playing the whole game because it has a fucking campaign 10/10 ign laughed my ass off the entire way

I think her name is ciara of it helps, happy fapping my good man.

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Thanks dude, you're the real MVP.

>So if he has no phone or pc for them to find and it's not named anons pc or anons phone then he's in the clear.
Nope, because the data of his ISP shows that his connected, for which he signed a legal contract, received this data.
and without ANY device to compare the MAC-adress to, he can not prove that it weren't his devices that received it. So in reality, this evidence just shows that he made an effort to conceal his crimes, adding another charge on the list.

Kill self

m.soundcloud.com/user-205633393/buried-and-gone

this is the user with thousands of reaction pics of Alice isn't it?

she is posted all the time on r9k. those losers jerk off to the same girl again and again

Oh wait, reverse image searched it, turns out she's called "Eliza". You were close though!

Well at the very least, wouldn't they just arrest him if they had something on him? Seems like bad police work to alert the suspect and give them time to hide/destroy evidence...

Smash your hard drive into dust with a sledgehammer (or equivalent) and don't fuck up next time

But of course.

Your my hero

Alice a cute. you must have a huge SD card in that phone brodie

Stop with the faggot Alice shit you weeb

we have no backstory.
But lets assume it's cp.
MAYBE he was active on certain chat-rooms.
MAYBE they speculate him to panic and alert said chat-room, but this time while his connection is actively traced
MAYBE they speculate on busting an entire nest by using him as unknowing volunteer.

But as I said, pure speculation on my part, without a backstory available.

A hero.. the only way.

Slave Lords of the Galaxy. Check Newgrounds.

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She really is. Actually, these don't take up as much space as you might think.

She's a western cartoon character, not eastern anime, so I'm not a weeb. Just a strange little nerd.

Whatever they have you for user, I have a feeling you deserve it.

Technically no. In all reality very much so inline with weeb behavior.

British people do

Op probably got arrested so he's not providing a background story because he's in the slammer.

wife had a few shorts tight like that..my god she go attention on the streets.. then we got home and I got in to father roll.. Smaked her around a bit and then I got in to them pants, tight sweaty panties and all.

>or flush them down the toilet

Are ya dense?

Well, are ya?

You don't just flush electronics down the turlet ...

You can get electricuted if you piss right after with one of your salty, hefty leaks ...

You sadistic fuck ...

>Stop with the faggot Alice shit you weeb
umad, faggot?
best poster on Sup Forums in years. ily. never stop

If he has a good lawyer, they have to prove he did something wrong. Else, he's fucked.

Public defenders -> someone tell me if I'm correct:

They get paid by the State, so you getting locked up is essentially them getting paid, correct?
Also, OP, post the fucking story.

you're posting on an image board stolen entirely from chinkland
calling someone who posts here a weeb is like going to africa and calling someone there a nigger

In my experience, the Public Defender spent an hour with me.He told me how he could help me then when it mattered talking to judge he threw me under the bus and did nothing to help me. Always always hire an lawyer

Oh, well I suppose that could be true... I'm in America, I'd just expect S.W.A.T. to just bust the fuck in.

>If he has a good lawyer, they have to prove he did something wrong.
As I posted earlier, they already have the data going trough his connection with his ISP, which is legally bound to his name.
They already have all prof they need.

Sounds like an opinion ya get there homie.

The appropriate logic would be as thus:
>Go to Africa, steal niggers
>Bring niggers back to America
>Call them niggers
Valid, yes?

I am weeb, I know a weeb when I see one.

>what is a hard drive platter
>what is a $25 angle grinder
20min and a vice, nothing left but a shower of sparks

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I say save the stuff on a usb or some shit, bury it some place far, destroy your hard drive/ssd and do some hacking shit to remove your router's detected shit

Never ever user

>Do some hacking shit

user has this figured out, follow every letter of his advice

That's true, but it's not enough.
His data could have been encrypted via Tor equipped with a configured bridge. Thus his ISP doesn't know shit, but he's been identified by other means.

We have no story, which I indeed want to hear what OP did.

Right where you belong faggot.

As I posted a moment ago op was probably taken into custody so we may never have a story

They've already been watching OP's traffic. They saw him make this thread so they arrested him.

OP is kill.

Yes people have the right to seek legal counsel, Asking what to do isn't necessarily an an admission of guilt.

Bump to get the story

They could have detained him on suspicion though

>writing 1's and 0's on the entire plate at least 30 times

Why so many times? It's digital, every bit is either 1 or 0, with no residue of what it was before.

Did they show badge?
Do you use tor, vpns or proxies?
Are you actually guilty?
Sometimes shitty privacy software can get you looped in with real criminals.

It is certainly not out of the realm of possibility, I think OP just abandoned the thread though.

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And wipe it with a cloth.

Also if they seriously suspected you they won't give you a heads up like that, at least if burger
If your guilty you better fucking destroy every hd or digital storage in your house asap and praise jesus for giving you this heads up.

You are all thinking about this too hard.

Buy a new hard drive install Windows on it, replace it with the old hard drive.

Take the old hard drive and the phone. And toss it in a random trash can a few blocks away from your house. Get a new phone and don't do stupid s*** on your parents computer.

>MAYBE they speculate him to panic and alert said chat-room, but this time while his connection is actively traced
>MAYBE they speculate on busting an entire nest by using him as unknowing volunteer

And instead they follow him here. Poor bastards.