Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host

Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host

The rules
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, and death

Fuck off with ur Alice2 weeaboo bullshit.

I never talked to alice tho
>your fortune says to know the difference between fortunes and cooking tips

What part of fuck off don't you get?

fortune pls little osaka

Ok, go ahead..

fortune please

>your fortune says that you despeate cunts will never see Alice tits

Hmm what part of I don't care you don't understand?
Yes anonu
>your fortune says to never go near the dumpster with a circle drawn on it
I will
>your fortune says to pass first or you will be in for a long wait
Ok
>your fortune says to tap hard on the nail three times to secure it in

Your father is still alive

:)

What did osakafags mean by this ?

i dont like trannys anyways

fortune desu

I watched him die years ago son.

>your fortune says to tap hard on the nail three times to secure it in

i need more insight

What's my fortune, Osaka-san?

>being ingored by some trap worshipping faggot

Hehehe hiyour fortune says that there will be competition for you to win me
I don't know
Ok
>your fortune says to not look up at the sky for the sun will blind you if you do
Your going to build something anything else?
>your fortune says to bring gloves on your next trip

fortune me

Hi again thank you for the picture again *hugs*
>your fortune says to go with the second option for it will be the best one for you

>mfw
I don't know when to bump

fortune me

Yay I thought no one else would come
>your fortune says someone will firecracker shove up your ass

lol this isn't alice2

alice does more than cooking threads you know

this isn't alice

alice isn't a tranny

osaka isn't a trap

Hello

Does she I see ok what else does she do?
Thank you anonu Heheh but I can be one if you like

Mondays and Wensdays are general advice threads
Tuesday and Thursday is Therapy Tea
Friday is cooking

may i have one please?

no don't do that

rolling

Whats my fortune, I'm suicidal so idc

Pic related

you will die soon

Fortune please!

fortune pls osaka chan

Oh, m-me too, me t-too!

>48796▶
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how i can get rabid semen?

thread ruined gg

Hi have I met you before?
>your fortune says to post some guro to improve your brutality
Tea sounds nice Heheh but I have a professional therapist now
Yeah sure
>your fortune says to except bird shit on your car window after you get out of work
Ok I guess
For me to be a slutty trap?
Why you want to die?
>your fortune says to not use metallic forks for five days

alice does a lot to help people is all im saying. it's not just cooking lol

I dont drive or have a car

Hello op!
What's new and good?

......what?

(me)
Yup, once.
Didn't just say hello though
These are fun, keep it up

Yes sweetieyour fortune says to buy new tarot cards in february to replenish your accuracy
Yes wizard frog
>your fortune says to go biblical on your enemies and make it rain frogs unto them showing the power of kek
Are you alice?
>your fortune says to not impersonate others wrongly for it will strike you back again later on
Fuck a rabid raccoon
>your fortune says to get treatment in six days for else die from a stupid dessicon
Its not dead yet
Ok I believe you thanks
Oh then expect to see a dead bird
Nothing much
>your fortune says your going to get sprayed by train smoke on sunday

Kek!
Thank you for my fortune!

N-now I don't know....

I don't understand
>your fortune says to not question authority
I will try to do more for you and thank you
Your welcome mantis

I think you are alice since you studder its cute tbh *hugs* heheh so what brings you here?

W-was simply looking for a fortune

I heard your like the third tea time alice already is that true? Also thank you for that hug

Ah? T-third tea time?

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do you go on the /azu/ imageboard?

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Yeah its nice
Yes I do

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Why nanas?

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T-thank you

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fortune time

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Ill visit you on your thread now Heheh *hush*

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just making sure, it sucks that wakachan was deleted off the face of the earth.

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