/f1/ Formula 1 General - Get on the train edition

Countdown to China GP:
>whenisf1on.com
>f1calendar.com
>f1countdown.com

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>Season standings:

1. Vettel 25 points
2. Hamilton 18 points
3. Bottas 15 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 12 points
5. Max Verstappen 10 points

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reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/4sjqcw/can_we_stop_calling_lewis_chocolate_senna/
strawpoll.me/12625416
twitter.com/erectking/status/828251443131846656
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Dennis#The_1980s
youtu.be/g37VAZNPat8?t=58s
instagram.com/p/BO2LnIThh48/
change.org/p/petition-for-the-removal-of-sexist-paddock-beauties-gallery-from-motorsport-com
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for amd amx will win China

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Fifth for LEWIS HAMILTON 2017 WORLD DRIVER'S CHAMPION

that wasn't ricky I posted

Friendly reminder that /F1/ is going to play in a virtual divegrass mini-tournament and needs a roster upgrade. This one's from last year. Any suggestions welcome.

Not with the red bull as it is now he won't

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Thanks a lot, now you've made it look like I can't count

Everybody reading this, know that I did actually post the fifth post in the thread. Bahamacunt deleted his preceding post.

Have another picture of the 2017 World Champion just to rub it in that my favourite driver is better than your favourite driver.

What does the file name means?

>implying the tear-drop design + drs won't make them the fastest on the straights
all they need is the ferrari pu and they'd be unstoppable

Where is he gonna fit all the trophies of 2017?

in ricciardo's trophy case
why does his face look so dirty

Do drivers even keep the trophies?

I know the McLaren jews keep all the driver trophies for their own collection and the driver's get nothing

Nick goalkeeper

Angry Toto

$tro££

Princess Pascal

Arrivabenis

>Choco Senna

Daily reminder

reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/4sjqcw/can_we_stop_calling_lewis_chocolate_senna/

>why does his face look so dirty
Very rude.

>why does his face look so dirty
Fucking racist shitlord, I can't believe you even?

That was literally Ron Benis being an autist. I think all other teams let the drivers keep their trophies, they just make replicas for the team if they want to.

are you the manager for the /F1/ team?

I think in the case of Red Bull it's the opposite. Back when some guy (Vergne) broke into their HQ and threw them in a nearby pond they said that they were all replicas.

Everybody please pick your favourite track if you haven't done so already:

strawpoll.me/12625416

Please keep us posted on the games, I would love to watch one live.

Season is a bit too early for new memes

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is nico the mastermind behind oilgate? is that why he had to leave?

it's not my fault that lightskins don't know how to properly groom
us darkskins are going to take over the world and invent time travel

What about Daryl? Or would that be opening a can of worms that should be closed forever?

Yes. And also the organiser of the mini-tournament, to fill the time while Sup Forums is skipping the spring season.

Well it's happening around Easter, so I have to start asking from now.

>Looking for a Mana equivalent for Seb
>Found one that looks promising

Just one small problem...

>this man is an ambassador of the guviment
Sad state of the UK politics.

>the cars are boring, let's make them more exciting by making it impossible to pass even under DRS

what are they doing

literally "no satan" but it's used like "oh for fucks sake" or "oh shit" as a reaction to something

bit early really

Sisu maybe or Gio the Nazi

>Just one small problem...
Her dick's *that* small?

Remove the outdated memes like:
BUT GRO PER
Rosbeta
HAMROSVET
Wobbler
Universal Choking Sign
Murdernado

Include:
$TRO££
Daryl's Blurred House
Joe, Lee and Palmer
VWL (maybe as a replacement for MWL if the season continues this way)

who is this fluid druid

>Why have good racing when you can just have push to pass buttons
Some of the best races have had very few on-track overtakes but they resulted in godly battles.

>f1 dress uniforms when
#makef1classyagain
formal dresscode granstands

It's always extremely funny

It makes sense, asking because I thought it would mean Hey Satan

what uniforms? it's literally just a jacket

A big chunk of the problem is also the shitty tracks that just constantly stretch and compact the grid with the quality flow of straight -> heavy braking zone repeat ad infinitum.

Let me get this straight - Prost drops his trophy (presumably to his team members? I can't think who else it would be)

So Ron Benis is so annoyed by this that he drops the constructor's trophy in front of Prost?

I guess if Prost was literally dropping his trophy onto the ground, then this would be justifiable behaviour from Ron, but I am *assuming* that Prost was handing his trophy to his team, because why the fuck would he just drop it on the ground?

WE

>Universal Choking Sign
>outdated

Public. Niggers immediately disassemble it and steal parts. Ron decides to discard the disgraced remnants.

I hope you enjoy knee high sock and skirts

twitter.com/erectking/status/828251443131846656

I blame Australia for this

Ah okay. Why is Prost such an idiot then?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Dennis#The_1980s

6th paragraph

>we'll never have a Rush 2 about Prost and Senna rivalry

>(presumably to his team members? I can't think who else it would be)

Prost already signed for Ferrari from the next season, as a "peace sign" he gave the trophy to the italian fans, Ron chimped on it

>'erect' in URL
GEE I WONDER WHAT'S BEHIND THAT LINK

top lad

Hey at least it isn't her R18 account

>Sup Forums is skipping the spring season.
wut, why? did we make it out of the babby cups into the BBCs (big boy cups)?

Does he post dick or am I scrolling for nothing?

It would be absolute garbage if it happened, and no actor is ugly and short enough to play Prost

That's a general Sup Forums memr

make Rosberg and leave it always in the bench

Ah just read it. Kek. I guess it was basically Prost being a wanker then.

If I was Dennis in that situation I probably would have reacted the same way.

Probably not difficult for a driver to get a copy made

Include McLelren and 4.44inch

I think McLaren give them copies, but it's kinda not the same. And I think the copies are made off zinc or some pleb shit

>Out
BUT GRO PER
HAMROSVE_
Murdernado
Rosbeta
>In
$troll
THANK YOU LIBERTY MEDIA
Mana
Sisu

Why are there no japs in F1?

give it to
me

>Does he post dick or am I scrolling for nothing?

see
R18 account is private

Why's that even a question?

It's amazing how the bubble of their life can enable some F1 drivers to act like such prima donnas, reading shit about prost and senna...it's like 2 literal children

no japs in MotoGP either.

Safe to say they're in a lull as a country.

Shame, my fav WSBK back in the day was jap

>brannposting
Honda/Toyota are notorious for forcing teams to take on shit drivers and have basically embarrassed Japanese drivers out of F1

No big Jap Works team anymore nor some obscure Pay-Drivers

In all fairness, it was more prevalent on /F1/ before generalisation.

>R18 account is private

>McLaren Honda

>hi mclaren, I know we've completely well and truly fucked you up by being without a doubt the weakest link in this complete shambles of an alliance, but would you kindly please put this super GT chink we like into the 2nd car?

Is Matt So Shitty still their dev driver?

>It's amazing how the bubble of their life can enable some F1 drivers to act like such prima donnas, reading shit about prost and senna...it's like 2 literal children

Well they're highly competitive aren't they?

Either that competitiveness is going to come out in real fist fighting, or if they have a strong pressure to act professionally and not physically fight (which they do in F1) then it will come out in other ways

If drivers aren't being intensely combative towards each other, whatever way that manifests itself in, then they aren't drivers that are likely to win many races or championships.

Lewis, Seb and Alonso are all very arrogant people because they have to be. The meeker drivers, like Barrichello, or Rosberg in 2014/2015, won't win. You need that arrogance and that ego to win. You need it so that you seize every bit of the track for yourself and you don't let others take it away from you.

>It was behind the scenes that Dennis's political manoeuvering was most required. Dennis masterfully kept the drivers focused on racing, yet it could not last.

What fucking autist wrote this and was it Bennis himself by any chance?

Yes

They've done it before and they'll do it again

>Ah just read it. Kek. I guess it was basically Prost being a wanker then.

Prost's behavior was just French tbqh

Too big of a pussy to come at you, would rather stab you in the back

Based Panis disagrees.
youtu.be/g37VAZNPat8?t=58s

Prost has always been a little bitch.

sorry for quality

>Prost has always been a little bitch.

As I said, he's French.

Your video doesn't change anything.

>Italian nationalist Maurizio Arribabenny in the act of the assassination of Archduke Sebastian Vettel and his wife Gina

???

>brentposting
Why are there no other asian drivers at all though?
Surely China has some of those speedy little fuckers kicking about

Fucking hell he looks like a warm bottle

Those Ferrari overalls are really unflattering

There was a chinese driver last year.

he was Dutch/Chinese, just used his passport to be Chinese but he's really a dutchfag.

Ignore that, I'm still stuck in 2013.

Most Asian countries are poor or have slanted wealth, and very few of them have an interest in motorsport, hence the lack of Asian drivers.

There was one but he got dropped and became depressed.

He then had sex and stopped worrying.

Interest in Motorsport in China might not be that high.

>twitter.com/erectking/status/828251443131846656


Noice :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The same reason why there are no pandas in WWE

>Surely China has some of those speedy little fuckers kicking about

Are you so fucking stupid you don't know that Chinks are literally the worst drivers in the world?

not sure if you finished the season yet but Vettel wins the championship.

I checked out some of the people she speaks to and I regret everything

instagram.com/p/BO2LnIThh48/

> Please don't send me your dick on DM!

This means YOU, wagbro.

I've heard Juri is an expert at noodles. I'll send it to her.

>tfw immediately back to off-season levels of off-topic

change.org/p/petition-for-the-removal-of-sexist-paddock-beauties-gallery-from-motorsport-com

Top fucking KEK.

>It's 2017!

Everywhere.