Just bought an alexapure pro water filter off infowars ask me anything

Just bought an alexapure pro water filter off infowars ask me anything.

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how does it feel to be retarded

Kek

How many fingers can you fit up your butthole?

10

You eat more flouride brushing your teeth in a month than you would ever drink in your life, thats not to say you shouldnt filter your water for pharmaceuticals.

>posting ironic meme but unironically spending money on water filters

Be careful, dihydrogen monoxide is lethal in its pure form - most people who've tried it have died

you jelly you don't have disposable income to spend on meme gear? hows that socialism working for you maple nigger?

>thats not to say you shouldnt filter your water for pharmaceuticals
>Not wanting free drugs

This is literally the ONLY reason to drink tap water today.

Isn't that the shit they use to cool down nuclear reactors? I heard in it's gaseous form it can cause burning to the skin.

>falling for the socialism meme

And people still consume it everyday. smdh

FPBP

Why does every single one of his YouTube videos have a crap ton of "as seen on TV" products anyway?

when will you an her0?

This goy want's birth control hormones in his water.

Atleast it'll give you an excuse for your huge man tits

>wanting "as seen on radio" products

>Retarded
>Says the guy buying and drinking the government kool-aids
Fuck off nigger. Go back to listening to your Clinton News Network station, sheep

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filter your own piss through it

That dumb mother fucker has to make money somehow. His senseless ramblings don't bring in the bucks like "as seen on TV" products will.

>wak ub shebble XDDD

Does it give you a sun burn or high blood pressure? I don't understand, why does it make you red?

Clinton supporter detected. This is a Trump only board. Get the fuck off it, kike.

Well he painted his wall and grew more hair I guess

i got the real version

Chemicals are being pumped into the oceans to suppress your red chakram

Did you also buy the male vitality supplements? I want to know if they make your dick huge.

C U C K

KEK

I was asking for a friend.

your clit will become a dick, but you keep your vagina, you should buy some its the best of both worlds

ROFL

>have a friend
>use Sup Forums

You slipped up motherfucker

i need all of your alex jones memes now plz

especially the exposing 9/11 one

got the mineral fusion, it taste like shit, and the liver shield since I'm an alcoholic, not sure if it's working really

enjoy your government altered GMO imagery

>fluoride
>pharmaceuticals
Wut

LOL, thats not the real one.

Actually, everyone that has consumed it either has or will die

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>not buying a steripen the best filter uv light enhanced pen

your cucking yourself out of profit.

I stopped using toothpaste or fluoride mouth water and after some time (was it days or weeks?) My teeth became whiter. This is such an ugly truth that if you would try it you can forget you are or were trying it. Or would even decide to stop it after having seen it.

What I know from other people as well it that flushing with water some times and maybe using a brush with something whatever else then toothpaste that is interesting (plant based varicosity gel for the gum?) is enough to care for teeth.

Short:: My dentist diagnosed cavities some time ago. I didn't as I didn't feel anything. And set a period in which there would be a problem. There is none and it is passed. I can judge any other thing to my hand, head, foot. There is not going to be anything. I think to watch out for the dentist doing this at times.

And if they do anything, this is $$ immediately. I'm no faggot ~That my reliability could be doubted in saying this.

dont care it tastes good

Alex Jones is right

Better use filters for your water. I use reverse osmosis and carbon filters. 100% pure water.

Our body does not need anything that's in the water. We get it through food.

Isotonic drinks are just a meme.

>meme gear
LOL

Alex is based, haters are literally globalists

A lot of dentists are scammers, i went to a new dentist when i was 18 and he told me i had 20 cavities TWENTY, i refused to schedule the 10 appointments he wanted me to do and went to a different dentist. New dentist said I had 1 cavity, even used a dental camera to show me it. he filled it and i haven't had any cavities since. Don't let those bastards fuck with you

And what it not only being the dentist ? This would not be a government issue/ fault. That is not hoe it works professionally. Sooner something for civilians to notice and complain about in SAFE masses. How it is at the moment. But this sort of things can hardly be spoken about.

i dont know, he just doesn't look nearly red enough for me to believe

Did you buy brain force and liver shield too?

DUDE same shit happened to me. LONG STORY

>Go to dentist
>Dentist takes a new tool that is a bone density scanner
>Scans all surfaces of my teeth
>Tells me I have 11 places that are at "High risk of getting cavities"
>My mom doesn't know any better, get them all filled in ONE visit!
>Fastforward 6 years
>Dentist did shitty job of grinding my teeth away, left pockets behind fillings where bacteria took hold
>Now some of my teeth are rotting from the inside out
>Had to get multiple root canals in teeth that had fillings

It fucked me bad, seriously.

Now I'm at a new dentist. a very hands off dentist, doesn't do shit that's unneeded

I bet you bought his premium ass widener

Yeah, after a little more digging I found the original!!

>meme gear

90 days later

my god

youtube.com/watch?v=uR2UXmTGK4M

are there parts that wear out that need to be constantly changed? Do you still shower yourself with flouride?

I'm about to be put unconscious by a Jewish doctor and have four of my teeth removed. I'm being forced into this by my family and there is no way I can refuse, fuck my life.

Still the greatest thing on the internet.

As un-needed as taking out wisdom teeth might be. Honestly, if your insurance covers it, you might as well, just as a preventative measure. leaving them in really can fuck your entire mouth, and make all your teeth crooked.

I had 6 wisdom teeth, so I kinda needed it

oh fuck

HS BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

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Holy fuck, someone make an Alex Jones Dr Manhattan

Dr Manhattan was pro NWO

ITS HAPPENING

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This is what you're looking for

KEK
I'm thinking of that one scene where he's in 'Nam BTFO out gooks

I was kinda trying to make an allusion to this

>mfw still go to the same trustworthy dentist for years
The only downside is that he's a children's dentist and I'm a 24 year old man.

Everyone seems to like me there though and the qt assistants are my age.

fuck i need the shower filter

>t. Globalist jew

>A U T I S M
Adult orthodontists are rough fuckers though, so I get tou

I stopped going to my childhood dentist when the fucks stopped letting me get my stickers.

WE NEED TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!

have we started the fire?

who else loves these out of studio videos he posts? youtube.com/watch?v=q6tKS03Vp5U

>Kelvin

Fuck off, Rankine master race here

the globalists are taxing our carbon & stealing our ecosystem launch pad seeds so we die at birth!

Has he ever actually named the Jew or does he just use "muh satanists" as a pseudonym for them?

Thinking of buying one even if just to support the info wars
His voice and vids about the rothies are a global treasure

he names specific Jews, mostly Soros and Sheldon Adelson, but he usually just says "globalists"

He's married to a kike.

divorced her last year slowpoke

enjoy you overpriced filter's, Propur master race

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the video of him shirtless swimming in a river last week was amazing

I don't know how famous this guy is over there, but the fact that he got to have an interview with the Don is really fucking impressive.

youtube.com/watch?v=FJqLAleEnKw

Guise this is the real non edited version of him i had to hack into thier systems to get it

bump

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Both sodium and calcium fluoride are neurotoxins. That means they literally damage and destroy your brain.

What the hell is brain force?

holy shit alex got trump. well fucking done alex

>tfw the global elite are building armoured redoubts in New Zealand

Globalist jew detected

YOU NEWFAG

YOU FUCKING BULGARIAN NIGGER

YOU ARE THE SCUM OF EUROPE