Ask the dark lord your questions earnestly with the proper image and your desires will be answered honestly

Ask the dark lord your questions earnestly with the proper image and your desires will be answered honestly.

Should I go to bed?

Is she drinking because of me?

Is her drinking the reason she ended up getting suspended from work? Like what i went through?

Sex?

will I ever get married?

Not the proper image buddy.

Is OP a faggot?

Well that was surprising

is she the one?

does she love me?

Will I be the sole winner of the Powerball lottery's jackpot this Saturday night?

Is this something i should fix? Just by saying hi or something?

Cool!
Will I make a genuinely content family in my lifetime?

So divorce is a family curse; got it.
Will my mother get that upcoming mural commission for Neonopolis?

Fuck.
Will I get fired before the year ends?

One final question, should i continue to keep my distance from her?

DOUBLE FUCK
Will I get the highlighted superpowers in this picture before this year ends?

Will I get the highlighted superpowers in this picture before this year ends?

Will I successfully be able to pierce my septum?

Rolling

Niggers tongue my anus

I'm satisfied with my results so far, Magic 8-Ball.
Will my father be hired at the Four Seasons Hotel in Las Vegas before this year ends for better pay?

will i get mad dick

Will the best laid plans result in a year of prosperity?

Will I end up fucking the world over with my superpowers?

May I have something to eat?

Please, may I have something to eat?

...

will it ever happen

Am i the antichrist?...

Should I post my gf tits on Sup Forums ?

Here you go fags

Will I ever do anal

...

Thank you for your answers, Magic 8-Ball.

Am I from a different galaxy?

Am I going to pass my classes this semester? Pls

Okay, second ask: will I pass all my classes this semester?

Oh, mighty ball, please tell me if I will date her!

Am I a robot despite passing the CAPTCHA? Beep Boop

It's in my favor, huh

is she interested?

Should I fuck her

will i ever be with her?

Upon receiving my superpowers, should I keep my true identity as much a secret as possible?

Will this weekend be bangin' ?

Goddammit

This gif is from the golden boy anime.

Ps. Will I get to be as much of a faggot as op one day?

Should I live on the Moon to have the most security, then?

Am I going to commit suicide?

Should I take over Western Sahara and become a benevolent dictator using my superpowers, then?

Use the old image, faggot. Off with this new shit.

Will I get a fucking job offer soon?

50 applications in, I fucking better.

Will I die within a month of receiving my superpowers?

rollong

Sleep y or n?

Will I be loved and respected around the world with my superpowers?

YUSSSSSSSS
Thanks again for your answers, Magic 8-Ball.

Should I join a gym?

will I ever be content

will she ever love me again?

Forever alone?

will pass the test on tuesday?

Will i live to see 1? Also know as the day of the end

Satisfactory answer to a satisfactory question.
Well done, user.

>404
GTFO

Will OP stop?

Will I ever get enough keks

Damn kikes live. Will i get a qt obedient gf?

will i be ok

Rolling to find out still

is op a fag?

Never been happier to miss quads

Will it be within the next year?

Whelp bye b/ros i don't Need This place. Anymore. Spiderman thread?

Currently, am i overreacting?

Will thing work out for us?

Will this work?

Am i gunna fuck a chick from where i work?

soooo

Roll

Will I get Shazam's powers?

if i were to ask the question " are traps gay" would thats questions answer be the same as this questions?

Will I ever get a mixed qt 3.14 gf?

Should i love her?
Pic semi related

Am I gonna die next Wednesday?

Am I gonna be a successful artist?

Is it possible?

Am I gonna die tonight

RIP

What about sarah?

Rolling again.

In case I survive next Wednesday will I due Thursday?

Bye

And should i talk to andrea? Sorry for so many questions wise one

I've never been so sad because of trips

break up with her tomorrow?

Will I ever be together with Leya?

Ok