The GET gods want to determine your week. The next 7 days will be up to the GET gods. So roll and see how your week will go!!!!
>0: Nothing. Your week shall be normal.
>1: You shall spill spaghetti in front of your crush. So bad she will write about it on social media
>2: Your crush will accidently send you a nude. But it'll be at a really bad time.
>3: Chris Chan will knock on your door and rape you
>4: You'll get horrific food poisoning. You'll be nearly dead from it. But you'll live.
>5: You'll have a horrible week in general. Worse than usual
>6: You crash your car badly. Hurt your hip. And you'll be unable to FAP
>7: Lucky you. You'll be a great week. Really good. Enjoy it
>8: You'll become black for a week. But your family won't know its you....
>9; You'll become a girl. A really hot one. But girls will hate you and men will act horribly creepy to you
>Dubs : You die sometime. Painfully
>Trips: You have a threesome with two cuties
>Quads. You make/earn a shit ton of money
>666. ISIS/cartel fags kidnap and torture you.
Roll. Learn your fate
probably gonna get 6 and die
I guess this guarantees death by spaget. Great.
0, 5, and 7 are the only options for me. Anything else is basically a 0.
Yep. Sounds about right. At least I have alcohol.
RNG gods hit me up with good shit
Lemme get a 7. Been having a pretty shit week so the change will be nice.
ill just assume i'm fucked
God fucking damn it I deliver pizza. This is actually in the world of possibility.
I'm probably gonna get fucked by this
i... i finally did it... i am complete
Shitty week, what have I got to loose
ALLAHO AKBAR GOOD DIGITS PLSS
Roll sad now want a better week
3 of these things happened to me already though
debt collector just contacted me about my energy bill, rolling to save my ass
9 get, my only wish is to climo further in that mountain that is cuteness
autobots, transform and ROLL out.
shit i'm black reroll nibba
