What would happen if someone nuked this?

What would happen if someone nuked this?

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Elect Trump and find out.

It wins!

after all their high horsing around, they follow a religion where they worship a rock, Sad!

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all mooslims will become vanished

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Free toy inside

All Muzzies shut down simultaneously.

What if we nuked it and nothing happened though? Everything else destroyed except that untoucheds

try it and lets find out, its sure to be amusing at the very least

There is a story in the quran about how a king wanted to destroy it with his huge army.
God defended the box using giant birds that dropped rocks of flame on the army

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What happens when you kick a bee hive?

Nothing.

Salt the area with slow decaying radio actives and they might go crazy.

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trips, so it must be true, inshallah

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seems more like an airforce battle between fire bombing and jets trying too destroy the cube, hmm im curious, what if who ever wrote the bible and the holy books were time travelers warning us in riddles how shit will go down. Or angels who riddle us of our demise

A lot of good. Islam would have its spiritual back broken. Only a few bitter clingers will hold on when their god doesn't protect his believer's most sacred objects.

>tfw googled "nuke the cube" at work the other day while signed in with my company credentials
>forgot to turn VPN on before not only searching that, but also browsing Sup Forums for like 20 minutes

This was during the weekend when no management was there.

Be honest, how fucked am I?

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More Muslims will turn Salafist.

or maybe its all a bunch of bullshit written by savages? now apply occams razor

you activate pepe mohammed

kek, the Kaaba was destroyed 3 times during muslim rule

I dont know what it's like to live in a police state like america so couldnt tell you

I am finally proud of my countryman

Muslims all over the world go apeshit and cut off random christian's heads on street. Hundreds and thousands of non-muslims will die in the first couple weeks after this shitty rock is gone.

But then the world can finally declare all out war on Islam.

A massive chimpout on a scale never before seen

It's not a police state you dumb nigger, it's visiting "subtle" racist websites with your company log in. I'm not worried about getting V& I'm worried about losing my job you shitlord.

I can't believe none of you know this

When the Cube of Allah is destroyed, Muslims all over the world will no longer know where to point for prayer, and start spinning around wildly like a broken compass

The Saudi Arabians destroyed the Prophet Mohammed's mother's burial site and built toilets there instead.

lel.

>occams razor

*teleports behind you*

The final crusade of course.

Russia leading the front with Latin America, Eastern Europe and any other catholics right behind.

Dont know if we'd miss out on the sweet sweet action tho, probably not cuz we'd be in it for the oil.

actually pingas isis aka islam wants too destroy that cube.

worth the risk

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>pingus
>wants too

But im the dumb one

kek

nuke it again

>holy books
>time travelers
>angels

Another Holy War where at the end Jesus returns to kill all kuffar and then Allah will judge all of us.

You don't have to nuke it, just help ISIS get there, and they'll do the job. Also, violent mudslimes can't get angry at ISIS. So it's air tight.

worldnewsdailyreport.com/isis-leader-calls-for-destruction-of-kaaba-stone/

good point

not like we'll run out or anything

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6fldyHVOsA

Saudi Arabia is full of ISIS supporters tho...

Also will you burst into flames once it's destroyed and a pigs head is placed there in its place?

Quads for absolute truth.

You do know the US will just move in and protect the Oil Jew Saudis again right?

ISIS will never attack Saudi Arabia or Israel

>Saudi Arabia is full of ISIS supporters tho...
exactly, so you got your work cut out for you

>Draw picture of Muhammad on Quran
>Pictures of Muhammad are a crime
>Destroying the Quran is a crime
>Islam implodes

no we wouldn't we have more oil from fracking more then saudi jews

I thought the US was dropping KSA with all that 9/11 crap and the fact KSA is fucking you over by mass extraction of oil to harm your fracking industry?

The whole KSA should be turned to glass and saturated with pigs blood, to purify it.

Mudslimes, are more afraid of dogs than nukes.

Release the hounds.

what would happen if a non-Muslim touched it?

They haven't been our problem since 1977.

America can deal with them, or about you smelly Arabshits go deal with them, fight your own battles you useless cowardly shitskins.

Nigga yes we would, this shit has expanded beyond Oil.

>what was the 2003 Invasion of Iraq

Should, but won't

A million spiders would come pouring out.

Sup Forums WILL flag as porn and the IT guy might not tell anyone since he probably knows it isnt judging by the thred you were on.

thos

You would catch Islam of course!

Why would anyone ever do that?

>tfw IT guy is gay and likely a democrat

Now how fucked am I?

That guy had a good idea, but it has much more potential! We'll take the cube, and push it to the sun! All the Muslims chase after it like ducks chasing bread crumbs.

Only a billion more to go

>implying they haven't

World peace.

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>Jesus returns to kill all kuffar
>Implying implications motherfucker
Jesus will only return to spear the antichrist, not to kill Kuffar, as Rome will already have been defeated prior to his return

>yfw they reach and and then are able to spread Islam throughout the Universe

Is this how we inseminate the cosmos?

this is what i think of when i look at it

She's Qatari.

Cenobites will be unleashed.

Well fuck, doesn't something come and just start killing people?

Is it the angels?

You'd probably get grounded.

Holy shit that gave me a good laugh

You cant use time travel with occams razor retard

>She's Qatari.
>dat denial.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/oct/08/nadiya-hussain-has-won-so-much-more-than-the-great-british-bake-off

The first step is admitting the problem. We'll save you yet, Canada!

It's like destroying a huge fire ant hill. They'll come rushing out and climb up your leg to bite your testicles in spite.

And yet she, any many like her, make up a sizeable and growing part of your country

Walmart.com/careers

All muslims cease to function, as it turns out they were all actually android biocomputers.

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Is that an upper layer for the rich?

L O L

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DELETE THIS
No, I'm serious. I got banned for posting one of these.

IT guys like myself don't care what you search as long as it is not illegal. The only time we pull records of someone's search history is when something arises and we are told by our bosses to do something. Or for legal reasons. I once stumbled on a guy's foot fetish bookmark folder on IE. I didn't give a shit and continued on doing what I needed to do as he nervously laughed and said "heh, I don't know what that was"

We're you the one dumping your whole folder?

Quality stuff lad

Kabab stone

Fuck, were you there?

Think so, had the whole thread rolling on the floor

If they pulled my history at work all they'd find is a bunch of Manosphere stuff, Dan carlin, and beethoven. Maybe some recipes.

I'm pretty low key.

The muslims would go full retard and attack everyone and that would justify killing them and world would become better place.

I wonder what Muslims think when they learn that the stone was first a stone worshiped by pagans.

yeah but still the chances of that happening are slim. The only time i've been requested to pull someone's history is when the person was already fired as he was visually caught watching porn on the job. They wanted to make sure he wasn't watching anything illegal.

Yep, remember that distinctly.
Couldn't shitpost for two weeks. Hardest ones I've ever faced.

Fucking lol

Peace would be upon us.