My sister has all her friends over for her birthday party

>my sister has all her friends over for her birthday party
>I’m in my room playing mario odyssey

No one cares if youre too creepy to get girls

Go out and interact with them you fucking dunce.

goes downs stairs ands takes outs yours dicks

hes a very good idea listen to him opie

Trips and I will

Go interact with the girls you reject

Really turn those bitchs on and get those cunts wet, take your Yu-Gi-Oh card down and show them off.
Works every time fam.

does this count? i forget

haha dubs get rekt fags

Suck your moms dick

I used to use Sup Forums, wasn't an oldfag or anything, just a kid who liked to browse and rarely post.

For a while I lost interest in Sup Forums, same thing happened with video games. However, all of a sudden Sup Forums is fun to me again.

Do I become an alcoholic?

Protips?

Ive done like every drug besides china many times, but never ben big on le booze

Try rope.

Is this pasta?

i think about it but would never entertain such ideas.

Im a student who withdrew from sophomore year of engineering who aspires to make vidya, i was doing meth this summer, recovering now, ama, help!

(You)

I have not lost my virginity! I dont have much trouble talking to girls, I worked at a titty bar full of underage girls for 4 years and wasnt full autismo, i just dont care or like people

OP go fucking show them Mario Odyssey youll be so cool they will love it convert them pussy

>house full of pussy
>would rather post on Sup Forums about it instead

>implying OP would be able to get any of that pussy

Better to try and fail then to not try at all.

op! this thread collectively uses their tastebuds to disclose you the whereabouts of FLAVORTOWN to you!

HOWEVER! to gain access to these coordinates you MUST MOLEST TONIGHT!

...

What does this have to do with anything?

Im sorry I meant to make it a post of its own but i was mistaken.

i looked at myself in the lense of everyone else and saw myself as a faggot and regretted it so i didnt bother posting another thread.

thank you! please kill me!

Try n' snag one

>mfw nobody asking for pic and timestamp

I can do one if y’all niggas really care

Try to get in with one

Fuck your sister