ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

Late one night I look out my bedroom window and say my parents having a sneaky sex session by the swimming pool.
Realised my dad is rough as fuck he was destroying her.
So ashamed to blow my load seeing my mum on her back legs open facing me. It was dark, but I saw plenty.

bimp

not fbi bread

bumppp

Hello Mark Pincus

Can't share with strangers. Sorry

I'm addicted to being cucked by my fiance. Top left is us. The rest are her with this really jacked and hung bull we got through CL. He pounds the shit out of her and makes her have Amazing multiple orgasms. I can't get enough.

Fuck off, Antifa.

The fact that he kind of looks like Barack Obama just makes it even funnier.

i frequently eat my own toilet paper after shitting

Now and then I jerk off while licking my mom's heels

favorite tp brand?

Charmin ultra soft.

nice

My ex broke up with me a month ago. She's filing child support. Joke's on her, I had a vasectomy a year before "our" first kid. I knew who she cheated on me with to get pregnant. I gave their personal info on the birth certificates. I never thought I would be able to play this gag. I can't wait until the DNA tests and paperwork comes through. To be fair to her, I put way to much thought into having fun with the god awful nature of life. Like, planning on your cheating girlfriend's departure and using her cheat babies as weapons. She thinks I think life is funny an I'm nuts. No. I make life funny. I squeeze whatever joy I can out of it. Life is a miserable awful pile of polished turds. I'm more sane than just about anyone I ever met.

Omegle fapper here

bmppp

I stole a skull from the catacombs and paid for an all expense trip to Japan and Thailand for my boyfriend, and faked paperwork to get a puppy in from thailand. I thought it would get him to be happier and stop treating me like shit. Didn't work. He yelled at me for taking 2 of "his" quarters to do our laundry. I dumped him a few days ago and I still want him but I won't let myself have him. I'm a fucking idiot.

I'm in a FWB relationship with my gf's boss' daughter. And she's still in highschool at 16 but has tits the size of Mia Khalifa

i showered with a super cute 9yo girl lots of times

I was so angry at one point in my life because I didn't have any friends at the time and felt so alone and isolated. I tried getting madly obsessed with hobbies (Networking turned me into a computer nerd/God whatever honestly) and it turned into a way to gain some cash, doing jobs etc. Learned alot of pen testing/Database manipulation via techniques in SQL Hydra, JTR, etc. I learned the school uses its own grade system that was set up by some shit for brains dude who thought his bachelors in CS meant he owned the world. I reworked the grade tables to fail 3 jocks who use to single me out and pick on me. All apparently "failed" there classes and were kicked out. I regret nothing. There were others but people started spreading rumors about me so I essentially stopped and thought instead about a copy cat columbine (I was taking AP Chemistry at the time so I had some resources). However, I found a man named Emmanuel, he saved alot of peoples lives because I was on edge. Bought my first shotgun (still have it today) for that purpose. Emmanuel, Yared, Martin, Ryan, Ben....thank you all for pulling me out and becoming my friends.

Go on...

I never understood you guys...why? Legitimately curious.

Was gonna say is that Drake? lol

Please be real. I love you.

What's not to understand? Go on omegle or sites similar, find a sexually intrigued loli, talk and fap together. Place is a cattle market of questionably aged cock hungry grils

i beat off into the community ice cube trays in the breakroom at my job. fuck that place

Whats you success rate like?

I have a girlfriend I've been with for 5 years and we plan to be together forever and I love her but I constantly think about other women I've either been with or had chances with it makes me feel guilty. Is this normal?

I sometimes secretly want a girlfriend that has huge fake balloon tits like some pornstar, and has plumpy bolted lips, or to get a cute gf and later corrupt her to become one.
I wish I could stop thinking about that.

Not high. But when you find someone willing it's great. Sometimes you don't even have to talk them into it.

I lied to my roommate and said i was headed out to work today. But I and 5 others were laid off yesterday and I haven't told him yet. Now I'm just sitting in a restaurant thinkin on how I'm gonna tell him later today. I'm being stupid i know. Fuck there's not a lot of jobs in the small town im in. Its gonna be a hard few weeks till I get myself back up

I want to shave my gf's pussy but she just laughed at my thought... guess thats what I get for being a Sup Forums creep

Also periscope is loaded with Russian pizza