How does it feel burgers to know that India has a better space program than you...

How does it feel burgers to know that India has a better space program than you? They will literally eclipse you in space technology.

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>Indian astronauts

>scatsat
>scat

I can't be the only one howling with laughter over here

PRAJEET MY SON

>literally look like poo inside toilet paper

The only thing India will eclipse us in is the amount of pooing done in a designated shitting street.

ITS SCATURDAY SATURDAY

They will be the first astronauts to down in their own shit.

>Manned trips have a section of dirt in the corner of the ship, the designated shitting street

>Many intelligent people
>Space program
>Still can't help shitting in the open in public

I don't think we have anything to worry about, Britbong, don't you have a protest against white patriarchy to be attending right about now? Stupid crumpetfuckers.

>satellite is named scat

Holy shit Rajeesh get your shit together.

Have they run out of streets and now need to work on designated shitting orbits lest they be literally drowned in shit??

Comparing nasa the oldest space agency to the new kid on the block.

Come back when we put a man on the moon

Where is the inevitable Indian flag pol tard to yell at the burgers and defend the refusal to shit in a toilet?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1?wprov=sfla1
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK IT IS REAL
h-have they just accepted the poo meme?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1?wprov=sfla1
>look it up elsewhere
>it's real

>Scat Sat

I hope you do.

World needs another coldwar to fund spess exploration. Might as well be with harmless bumbling idiots.

>ScatSat

>Just imagining a brown Saturn ring forming around earth because of designated shitting orbits.

ScatSAT

OH LORD THE PAYLOADS

meme it, senpai

>scatsat
>scat

>crumpetfucker
That is not the insult you think it is

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crumpet

>Brittish slang for a hot chick
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...

>thinking you have a chance
>thinking you can compete on the world stage anymore
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIGCOMSAT?wprov=sfla1
Even nigeria is doing better than you guys

I am currently on mobile so I can't meme it up, someone with dubs next should do it for me.

Straight from Sup Forums, eh?

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>SCATSAT
Jesus Christ India, you are beyond saving.

I'm proud of them.

I just wanted to post this webm somewhere

>ScatSat

>ScatSat
>In an attempt to clean up the designated shitting streets, India has taken huge strides with their space program to export human waste to the moon

We can thank Obama for deciding NASA should be about Muslim feels instead of space exploration.

You have been chosen.

>it's actually fucking called ScatSat

I'm telling you, THIS IS NOT REALITY ANYMORE

We have clearly entered into a new universe composed entirely of memes

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Once the world is full of datboi idols and catshrines, the lord's cleansing can begin! Praise be unto the golden calf!

>country with a gypsy tent flag

memes are the loom with which God weaves the fabric of the universe

Aww.. It's edited :(

My fucking sides, who did this? LOO

Sorry to burst your bubble friendo but I that "dat boi" meme is fucking cancer and it's a tumblr meme

ROFL XD SO RANDUM shit is for teenagers

scat....sat....

The veil is slipping, this reality is a fucking fabrication. It has to be, holy shit my sides have transcended this mortal plane.

Designated Shitting Satellite

>What are private companies like SpaceX

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1?wprov=sfla1
You've got to be shitting me.

Here is the first, unedited version. It is real, you can look up the satellite on other more official sites.

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=ScatSat-1&oldid=703948214

>Year is 2455
>Stockhalal, Swedistan
>My wife's 10 yr old son looks up at the sky and sees rings
>My Mom's husband, what is Earth's rings made out of?
>Well, you see there buddy, India had too many people for it's land and they decided to go to space using all organic jetfuel.
>Since their culture is much richer than ours they had to designate a street to shit on. It's their culture. But thy didn't realize that the shit never falls down, thus forming the Pajeet Curry Rings you see today.

Stop lying

Fucking SpaceX is above India

scatsat-1

DESIGNATED SHITTING ORBITS

>ScatSat
If get confirm meme magic

I can't wait to see what India has in store in the coming decades

10/10. like pooetry to my ears
was it implied that i like dat boi or even cats? if any meme takes over world religions you can bet it won't be a Sup Forums one.

Ok guys who was it?

>the year is 2098
>space travel is now common
>the indian space station exploded 50 years ago, sending debris everywhere in space and on earth
>while on a trip from eath to mars, Ambassador's of Space Security ship got destroyed by an unknown object
>it takes years to locate the destroyed parts drifting away
>the craziest conspiracies emerge, humans dont feel safe anymore in a solar system they thought they conquered
>until one day, when the ships of the Pajeet Oil Organization company recover metal scraps
>work starts to asses wether or not the parts are of extraterrestial origin
>some english words are decrypted on the surface of the object burned by cosmic radiations
>'Designated Shitting Module'

Our lord Kek has shown us his presence once again

NASA OWNS qUIKSCAT

Oh man I love Paul Blart

so? it is for scatterology
the indian one is for scatology and toilet services

proofs?

>scatsat
Holy fucking kek

Actually pretty impressive.

>ScatScat
You can't make this shit up! I'm convinced meme magic is real

There's nothing in the recent history on that article, but I can't find any other source referecing a "LOO" satellite bus. I think that part might be faked.

The rest of the article appears to be real, it's on a few other websites at least.

I reported a false positive
Hopefully Cluebot won't be a nigger and ruin our fun

How does it feel to know that you are shit?

lol, "peaceful " space programs are always started by governments who need to develop multistage ballistic missiles to deliver nukes. if you aren't planning to nuke nations who put a boot in your face, then it's always cheaper to just hire the Russians to lift your satellite to orbit

Did my post not go through or something

basically I think LOO is faked, but the rest of the article is real

Are you seriously trying to defend savages that don't like to poo in the loo, but shit in public streets and bathe in a river filled with trash and dead bodies? So they can develop an advanced space program, but they can't develop a plan to clean up their own shit?

Okay, you retarded abonigger.

>this thread

Holy fuk I'm dying ayyy lmao

>ScatSat

>Last edited 45 minutes ago by an anonymous

Jesus Christ, user
Not a thread like this again, all this will do is become a meme dump thread

Either way, NASA has been there for a long ass time, ISRO is pretty new and inexperienced in comparison so it surpassing NASA is a very stupid thing to say

Come back when you can poo in the loo

>ScatSat

Oh lordy lord. Looks like they're running out of DESIGNATED streets and now will have to squat and shit in space.

They're spending billions on a space program instead of just building a sewage system.

pic related is ScatSat-1. guess I am not surprised there is a curry turd hanging off of it.
see directory.eoportal.org/web/eoportal/satellite-missions/content/-/article/scatsat-1

>dump
you could say that

>2100
>Oil reserves exhausted
>research for new energy sources
>methane becomes efficient as energy source due to advances in technology
>India becomes top energy producer, producing many tonnes of poo per day
how can we even compete

This. America may not be the biggest country """on earth""", but we own the moon. We're the biggest country in this solar system.

i tried to write POO but it got reverted so i went for the next best option.