I am a degreed black belt martial artist because real women want to feel protected by their lover at all times

I am a degreed black belt martial artist because real women want to feel protected by their lover at all times.
You mad inferior Sup Forumsro?

Not really, no

Black belt in what faggot? Being a cock sucker?

how would you protect your lover?

it's a hybrid blend of martial arts
i'd have to borrow that belt from your dad

Omaewa mou shinderiu

I'm a licensed, concealed-carry gun owner. Can you dodge bullets?

>Omaewa mou shinderiu
kumate

>Can you dodge bullets?
i move in the shadows. you cannot shoot a ghost

Better question: can your fictional "lover" dodge bullets?

I can sure as hell pepper the shadows with gunfire. But, I'd probably just point the gun at your girl, and you'd do whatever the hell I wanted you to do.

Gun > every martial art ever

the wrath of god would be child's play compared to my fury if you harmed my lover.

>it's a hybrid blend of martial arts

Let me translate:

>Made-up 'system' by some basically talentless dilettante who couldn't stick with a traditional system.
>Beginner to "black belt" in three years.
>Would get owned in three seconds flat in a real fight.

you would urinate on yourself from fear before you would come close to my lover.
i am a mortal, but i move with the spirits.

God doesn't exist. Just like your martial skill.

it's a lifetime commitment to become one with the shadow.

the wrath of the universe would be child's play compared to my fury if you harmed my lover.

So Greg Jackson mma? Don't know of any other belts in mma. I get the feeling that you are full of fucking shit faggot. Btw, black belt in Karate, blue belt Judo, purple belt in Jiu jitsu, boxing since 10. Pretty sure I could fuck you up. Alas, respect for wanting to protect your slut.

>black belt
This alone tells me op is a massive faggot. Six months once a week in any mall will get any fat fag one these days.

Nice translation. This faggot is full of shit.

OK you've had a laugh, stop cluttering up Sup Forums with crap.

>stick
Exactly. Took me 7 years to get my Karate black belt...

Come at me

carlos norris would eliminate greg jackson in mere seconds while protecting his lover

>mfw op is just a shodan, barely a yudansha
lol
you're pathetic

it's a lifetime commitment

you have no regard for honor

Oh no, a perfectly average fighter, what ever will I do?

your wisdom is with the most intellectual retards

it's a lifetime commitment

Exactly. Op is full of shit.

Haven't stopped yet....

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Fucking......EDGELORD.
>Bet you are some larping weeb faggot with a canesword

can't stop. won't stop.

i protect my lover, can you say the same?

Lover of what? doritos, mountain dew and your cum stained body pillow. KEK
clean the cheese dust off your fingers berfore typing your larp fag

Soooo. Care to name which "blend" of martial arts? Keep digging your hole faggot....

yea op is confirmed faggot.

because something is unattainable for you does not mean it is unattainable for others with passion and commitment

I thought as much hey! Bet he weighs 300 pounds and has a fake katana that he uses to cut plastic bottles in half.

it is of korean descent

Just fucking name it you pathetic cunt

You still have weak flesh that can be torn very easily. As long as you have that, you're not superior to anything.

You couldn't protect your virginity from a hooker you lying faggot.

Kajukenbo follows belts systems. There’s others.

there is no one name that can adequately describe our league. we are derived from disciplines that incorporate many techniques.

i am capable of dislodging organs.

body hardening helps, but yes we are mere flesh

Now I know you’re full of shit.

Translation: Shit at all martial arts.

Exactly

the level of passion and focus derived from a life of discipline results in masterful love making. no need for prostitution.

think what you wish. my only hope for you is that you can protect your lover if needed. physically, spiritually, emotionally, orgasmically

Keep telling yourself that faggot lol

At least I actually have a gf

move with the wind blend with the shadows

Pretty sure my gf could kick your faggot ass

if she is not your lover she is someone/something else's. can you protect her adequately?

This type of movie quote response tells me that you are full of fucking shit

>a degreed
>first degree

women can be fierce adversaries.

Lmao

what movie have i quoted? it is a mantra worth being.

Haven't you heard. The only real schools of martial arts left standing since they decided to have allow them to compete in MMA are: krav maga, brazilian jiu jitsu, wrestling, and boxing.

Any other school and you're wasting your time learning dance moves that won't help in a real fight.

Are you completely fucking retarded???

>The only real schools of martial arts left
your ignorance is astounding, even on Sup Forums

I think the only fight you have had is with yourself. Deciding whether to fap to faggot or trap porn.

Nice dubs. Good point haha

Faggots that majored in shaolin kung fu in community college.

i am versed in the full spectrum of violence

Hilarious

Bitch please

ATATATATATATATATATATATATA-ATAA!!!

>if charlie sheen liked steroids instead of cocaine and whores

uh wah ah ah ah

>martial artist
Reminds me of subway's sandwich artists. Meaningless

Faggot has never had a fight. Can't protect his gf. Posts tough guy lies on b. Fucking joke.

>Meaningless
try to catch these hands, then decide

>tough guy lies
i aim to educate you, not intimidate you

Educate with bullshit? C'mon dude. Nobody believes you.

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why would anyone love a woman? they can't love you back

>because real women want to feel protected by their lover at all times.
My wife doesnt need me to protect her. She is a CC'er. Real women can cook, clean, hunt, and protect themselves

a woman, when loved properly, is more loyal than a belgian malinois.

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women should be able to handle matters, however few women want a cuck of a man. they desire to be bred by protectors.

>reality