Be american

>be american
>have arse like two planets colliding

>Americans put their arses in the fridge

>be american
>clap arse when the plane lands

>Be American
>get shot while putting arse in the fridge

Don't bully!

>Be American
>Fall on arse
>Go to the hospital
>Get shot

>be american
>have arse for president

ass*

Based Frenchman. Arse sounds retarded

sounds kinda hot

extra THICC

KEK

Americans put donkeys in the fridge now? Those Mexicans and their carne de burro are like locusts.

THICC

>be arseican
>get shot

>Americans microwave their guns before shooting up a Walmart

>Be American
>Have explosive sharts
>Go to jail for not having a firearms license
>Shart in jail cell

>be american
>smuggle kinder eggs in arse

obsessed

Fuck off American

>be aremerican
>watch OBESED.com

This

West Brit

this one is good

>firearms license
Better luck next time

Have some fun, bin that gun.

>He can't apply for (1) handgun unit without sharting on the license form

>be american
>deep fry arse

this

>be 'murican
>still can't figure out what all this 'high gene' fuss is about

>be american
>get a hearth attack
>go to hospital
>see bill
>get another