Congratulations, rookie

Congratulations, rookie.

You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.

Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.

You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.

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Rolling to get the American embassy to the United States again

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Not bad. Not great but not bad.

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rollerino

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Oh well, it's been nice knowing you guys

rollend

I wish I was assigned to the afterlife

rolling stones

re roll

Haven fun getting smoking.

rollo

re-roll

ez

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Makes the food even better than it already was.

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zimbabwe i know it

Oh great. I have to work with Jews now.

somewhere far away pls

Uganda here I come!

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Reeroll

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Bump

R-Roll...

Please be somewhere nice...

I don't know much about Columbia.

Am I fucked? :(

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>mfw

something good this time around, roll

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cunt

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me0w

fuck yeah, I'm fuckin some Finnish chicks!!

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yeet

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deploy

deploy units

Rolling for greatness

Hmmm.. This says a lot about the ROBLOX community.

Ready for duty

Shilling for role
thepodcaste.com/2017/10/21/the-podcaste-checks-out-the-four-orbs-podcast/

deploy

>thepodcaste.com/2017/10/21/the-podcaste-checks-out-the-four-orbs-podcast/
lol thepodcaste.com got sent to canada... the only thing in canada is snow and half of the pricks on Sup Forums lol
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more porn made in Canada than Egypt, fucker.
-ThePodcaste

Fuck off shill
Your content is autistic
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no fare, you get to go to Finland?! Prick
re-roll

Lol, you got aborted
Reroll

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Freedom Security Officer

enjoy setting yourself on fire in Tunisia fucker
- ThePodcaste.com shill shill autistic shill
P. S. Re-Roll!

Fuck, you got Philippines
I'm legit jealous
I love them
youtu.be/-6ALVfCiOTU

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thepodcaste.com hasn't been good since tech made gun stop being an edgelord
Edgy thepodcaste was best thepodcaste

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Shit is Bananas: B A N A N A S

Shut up about the thepodcaste.com
Also Mongolia, nice
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Rollin like a boss

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pko

Sir, yes sir!

Rawlin

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