Asking for a friend

>Asking for a friend.
So my friend got b& from Sup Forums almost a week ago and I was just wooundering what he could send to the MODS to appeal the ban?
Everything is considered but dubs/trips takes priority.
Will deliver.
>Friend will deliver.

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Fuck off newfag

Just be polite.
Say you're sorry.
Say you didn't understand the rules.
Say you won't do it again.

>Friend
also got anouther ban
What should he send?

You're so new it's almost cute.

Nothing he says will revert the ban.

Tell em you'll share Cheeze Pizza if he unbans you.

Dick pics. Dozens of dick pics.

email butthole pics?

The classic ASCII horcecock.

Workout, get a job, get a hobby, do something productive to pass the time until it expires.
Basically, this ban is your last chance to save yourself from this wrecked website.
Good luck, newfag, and godspeed.

dubs the rules

>The amount of new in this thread.

Newfags dont understand what kind of a productivity black hole this website is
Its best to let them know to leave ASAP
I was going to go to college before I went on here.
That was 7 years ago.
I'm a garbage man now.

Friend might do this but then again MODS are fags so why should he?

HEY NIGGER
DO WHAT I SAID
DONT ASK AGAIN

why is everyone saying MODS in caps

How come the mods never ever reply? Like this is one of those situations.

He should cancel his Internet provider and set up a new account with a new company.
3rd contract in 4 years but if it keeps me on Sup Forums it's well worth the hassle and money.

>not having a dynamic IP
welcome to 1997

Newfags. That's why

Will it get him un b&?

>see spoof the mac

retard just delete cookies

newfag alert beep beep

anytime I got b& I would delete windows 32 file and go right back to shit posting

He could get a new IP and all would be good

sheeeyut man stfu u might get banned for letting that secret out

Why do people keep calling me a newfag?
It's not like my friend is so new he can't post or anything.
My friend just wants to get his IP un-b&/ troll the MODS.

Not op, snacks and moot are no longer here.
Sometimes if your lucky you will see a mod post in the catalog usually some shitty music that auto plays once you click the threads.

Dude people aren't supposed to know they can just delete system 32

erase system 32 file it removes the file in your registry that Sup Forums isntalled....trust me

No but they still exist.
hiro and some paki guy ani abdul or some shit.

Oh yah huh. About the music thing but still. Hella gay

my friend deleted system 32 and found himself on the deep web dont do it user ride out the ban

>Hurdy gurdy.
youtube.com/watch?v=rGfnlO_z97E

Suck my dic melenial

What's system 32?

I'm a social retard so I never appeal a ban lest I say something that lengthens it. All of my bans have been short enough to wait them out anyway. In case I get dubs, call the mods a nigger collective and kindly request that they choke on kike dick.

Linux FTW
youtu.be/pyIXR3s8OtY

not gonna lie those retro machines give me a stiffy. but dynamic IP is life
FBI sting program that lets them see what you are doing. installed when you go on Sup Forums as a way of profiling potential criminals (since thats common on Sup Forums and other boards)
Named after an incident in the late 90's when 32k worth of bitcoin was laundered right through Sup Forums in a thread on the back pages. FBI has been on it ever since

(You) didn't get dubs but I'm still considering doing this.
>I mean my friend is.

Kys

no u
My capatcha was ment for you.

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Might do this
>friend might do this
I doubt they give you an email though?

Thanks for heads up user tbh my internet speed has just increased after delit

glad to help a fellow anonymous member
mind if i ask for some more pics of that sexy katana?
it makes me almost as hard as 2d girls

Here take the guide use your Internet skills to purchase and recive it.
Once posted this thread will 404.
To garuntee only yourself will recive the scripts
Erectus pieniucus

Is anyone even rolling for my friend anymore?
He's gonna send me the screenshots of his appeal.

don't 404 my thread faggot.
>My friends thread.

No

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Why?
Cool gif BTW, I may steal it.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Thanks user. I just constructed this black box so I can break into the Mariana's Web to retrieve your hidden secrets of the blade. Amaterasu be with you, oni-chan

Trips speaks truth

is she laughing or crying? is this a blooper or a fetish?

She was laughing and crying.
As far as I know she was pregnant and that's why she puked.
IMHO though I think she just had a gag reflex not made for porn.
Now stop asking stupid questions and roll for what I should BS I should send the MODS.
I mean what my friend should send the MODS/

Gonna make a new thread with a story that is really shit that I read earlyer.
Please stop by and comment how good it is.

The thread is here

The only way you will steal it is from my cold dead hands.

Perfect 10/10

I doubt that/

Let him serve out his two weeks. Going by the ban reason he needs some time to grasp the concept of NYPA.

You should send them your Severed foreskin as a token of respect, slant eyes appreciate this kind of respect.

Stop been new.

Considering it but it might hurt?

Feel my fire blade, I will grant no compassion

The only way to appeal is to find proof to a mod in the IRC that you didn't break the rules and that it was a misunderstanding, and even then it's a challenge to find a mod who not only will listen (they're pretty much always busy) but actually believe you. The best you can do is find an archived copy of whatever got you banned (Sup Forums itself doesn't archive, even for mods to see) and pray someone cares.
Oh also if you really did request info, there's no way to appeal. The appeal option isn't there for you to be a little bitch and act like you dindu nuffin when you clearly did, and doing so just hogs mod attention away from the people who really didn't do anything wrong.

It's either your foreskin or your index finger, you must gain the respect of the mods once again

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Cool but irrelevant reply
>sky burial

My friend just posted in a snapchat name thread.
Can we work with that.
Also I don't give 3 fucks about MOD time so KYS.

A new fag? Everything cruel with animals lead to be banned... You can post loli, you can post gore with humans... But NEVER post something rude with animals.... Game over. Even here is decency

You ask, you will recive.

Dubs and I get naked and go outside?
Will post pics.

MODS

Don't care STFU!

Ban this newfag, posting catgore on a caturday.

Please STFU!
You are so new you don't even belong here.
Go back to Sup Forums or /qa/
Or better yet fuck off back to alices Ajax chat.

where the fuck do you live

In a basement obviously.

because its 2:51 on a friday here

Thanks for nothing, mods.
East (You)rope.

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I'm super cerial here!
I will send a message to the mods and I'm asking you to roll for what I write?
This is better than a roll for a message thread.
>Written by my friend.

No, he is obviously too dumb for that. See the second ban for ban evasion.

Why don't you just not get banned?

OP here.
This is what I'm listning to...
youtu.be/csmE54nj14k

Do you watch Rick and morty?

Don't you guys like my idea? It's great!! PLOX RESPOND from my friend

OP here, roll dubs and I hang myself on livestream.

Yes, it got progresivly worse.

This

Yea I can do that if you want?

Raid alices Ajax.
anekiho.me/chat2/?logout=true

You're fucking retarded, get over yourself.

Say you're posting from a phone and it wasn't you.

Actual good idea but it dosen't sound very fun.

You're retarded.