the decrepit state of /cum/
/cum/ canada usa mexico
tfw no tinder slut
>tfw no Euro bf
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didn't give a fuck if someone made a thread i didn't even check
tfw I already killed /lat/ and /cum/ will be next
tfw 6'3 and incapable of growing facial hair
NEED a GF(female)
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faggot
I'll be your gf
/cum/ has too much influence from /brit/
It needs to stop
More like /shit/
I said female
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I've been lying the whole time, I am a grill
>hockey ending soon
>tfw no primarily white sports to follow over the summer
Any fellow North Americans have any suggestions?
tfw no gf, no future, no interest in vidya anymore, no motivatin, only thing left in life was /cum/ threads but they're dead now
Want to know a secret?
I never had sex before!
baseball, you dumb commie
>Puerto Rico: the sport
no thanks
I don't like baseball. Too boring and way too many mexicans here like it.
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>I don't like baseball. Too boring and way too many mexicans here like it.
shall NOT be responding to the homosexual
hm sports are gay
>shall NOT be responding to the homosexual
I just don't like your sport. A bunch of standing around doing nothing.
I like riding horses
Ladies ;)
What is the Sup Forums approved name for baseball
Same
nothing more meaningless than the word sexist
Snorestick
Autismo
BASEDball
Why havent you gotten rich off of bitcoin yet
boreball
fact: if you think baseball is slow and boring, you either have ADD or you dont even know what the shift is
Boreball, formerly luckswing
fact: if you like baseball, you either have AIDS or you dont even know what entertainment is
Didn't mine when I heard first about it.
ride me bitch
>fact: if you like baseball, you either have AIDS or you dont even know what entertainment is
if you pay me 40$ I'll give you a kiss
you should be the one paying me
I have a very big paper cut
I'd suck a stranger's dick for $100
Iro-chan, I think you're worth more than that.
Thanks!
some mexican posted a gif of a papercut and i did a real cringe. not the reddit kind of cringe
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what about someone you know
I'd suck a stranger's dick for free
I probably wouldn't suck a dick unless I had a good reason desu
Depends
rain drop
drop top
long hair: alpha + aristocratic + heroic + glorious + beautiful
short hair: beta + slave + weak + runt + generic
*gives you 80$*
What do i get for that?
Two kisses on the cheeks
*kisses u*
me?
the problem with /cum/ is that Mexico hardly posts. they'd rather hang with the retards over at /lat/
just make it /cu/
someone went along my block as stole plants from everyones garden
No
i was expecting something "else"
not /na/ ?
How would that make it any better?
We just need to get more mexicans somehow
>just make it /cu/
It's the second time I read about US plant thieves in a forum. Does it happen often in America?
now you want mexicans.
heh, tsundere
was probably me complaining earlier when it happened. I just now found out the same thieves thieved from my neighbors
Huh?
eighty is forty times two
>the problem with /cum/ is that Mexico hardly posts.
>We just need to get more mexicans somehow
I like them
well it's funnier to shitpost in your language
pls stay and invite your kind over
What about bestposting?
>tfw dumb idiot monolingual amerifat not smart enough to read /deutsch/
JAJAJAJA
hola me llama marko
/dead/
>sitting around
>no one to talk to in person
>remember why I don't wake up in the morning
El dubs, bueno
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>opportunity of year and a half of french classes
>slack my way through classes and never make an effort to properly learn
If you can't read /deutsch/ you can't know if it's good or not. So why are you sad?
lol I hate you so much
it means i suck at german
>go to /deutsch/
>autistic screeching and get called an air pirate
>american cuisine
That's British
I will stay with you
que?
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> get called an air pirate
Link? This sounds funny.
You dubs fag are dumb as fuck, put your fucking hands down Corey and Trevor
ho-lee FUCK you two are dumb as fuck, jesus fucking christ corey and trevor, put your fucking hands down for fuck's sakes
smokes lets go
Maybe it's funnier to bestpost in English than to bestpost in Spanish?
Hush