Do I turn you on?

Do I turn you on?

What's your zip code?

Get it? It's because you're fat as fuck

what concerns me most are the ripples in the leg fat, what the fuck does someone have to eat to get this obese?

You make me totally want to do aerobic exercise, you minx.

Turning me onto a diet yo, seriously lose my appetite when I seen land whales.

Do I make you horny baby? Do I make you RRRANDY?

how many days did it take you to sloth back up to the road?

>cringey m8

Yes! Absolutely.
Call me

Yall can't handle a real woman.

you cant troll for shit either

I'm attracted by your gravitational field if that's what you mean

I mean, you could try sharing some hamburgers once in awhile but I can probably find a fire hydrant that could fit you.

nailed it, also hitler dubs chekkked

Assholes, I'm trying to find someone to ride me hard and your ruining it.

They all trolln and you

Im just so bonered up from OP's pic im getting light headed

U turn

Really.... I'm blushing

Yes my THICCCC queen

Please sit on my face. I beg you!

>trying to reduce caloric intake
>have salad for breakfast
>drink a cup of coffee
>fart and shit myself

TOGTFO

She probably has like 3 or 4 black guys trying to seduce her.

protip: The key to her heart is donuts

You asshole

Tits must be bigger than stomach is my motto

>mfw her left thigh is bigger than my torso

People tell me my pussy taste good, I hope your ready to slurp me up...

I know

>purple hair changed everything

No

Why is that bear at Yosemite park?

asian tub of lard would be cute if she weighed 100-150kg less

Oh im ready

timestamp OP

I'm just big boned, you meanies..

You turn me on to healthy living

Fuck. There's no tits! OP's a pear woman.

You need google maps to find her pussy

stop destabilizing my heterosexuality

You just made me big boned sexy!

...

I gotta go, but I'll be back later, xoxoxxo

What's your cup size?

No.

Thays was fun thanx for the bait OP love you

Yes. Show belly

No doubt she has a large cup for every drink user

Fuck yeah. Sexxxxy Sexxxxy! I'd love to bend you over under the bridge sometime.

they say a picture is worth a thousand words but this one is worth a thousand cheeseburgers

Trenta

>aaaaand CUT! good work girls, take a break

>Oh thank god, my knees hurt so much, i really need a rockstar drink

big gulp

flip thru the folds until you smell shit then flip back two youre in

Look at this beautiful cock.

>Do I turn you on?
Yeah you have turned me on to jogging and going to the gym. You have turned me onto the idea of buying a bicycle and riding to work. You have turned me on to the idea of avoiding junk food shops and pizza restaurants. You have turned me on to healthy breakfasts rather than parma ham sandwiches, and you have turned me on to the idea of going on a charity run around the equator rather than sitting on my arse waiting for it to grow fat

Sbux much?

this picture should be captioned: FATBERG

yes you activated my trap card

The only fat women that can actually pull off looking sexually appealing are black. Sorry, but if you're white and obese then literally nobody will fuck you.

Its your personal opinion. I find all niggers disgusting, fit or fat.

>there are retarded people who actually believe this is the case

id just rather not suffocate under sweaty bacteria ridden flesh, i love me some fat chicks, but thats well beyond fat.