Sorry, user, but I only date other vegans

>Sorry, user, but I only date other vegans.

what do?

Stick a piece of asparagus up my pee hole and shove it down her throat

But I am vegan. I promise the only meat I eat is your pussy.

Good for you. Cheers, then.

Fart agressively at her and say, "Your loss."

Shove a steak in her mouth, now she's not vegan anymore. Checkmate.

Say "you're not so vegan when you're sucking other people's meat now are you?

insert bacon

Stab

"Bye"

Shove my hard and hot meat in her mouth so she can shut the fuck up.

"I'm autistic too."

>Sorry, user, but I only date other vegans.

I am vegan. I just can't eat a living creature, I always wonder how I would like it if something ate me.

>fuck like bunnies

Just lie to them, bruv.

my skin glows like that you are all toxic losers no doubt also like 12 why do i come here

Lie dumbass

>that's fine with me, I was looking for something less long-term anyway.

move the fuck on because she's obviously making excuses. don't get creepy you fucking neckbeards

get used to salads.

real vegans do only condom blowjob, no thanks

jokes on you dumb bitch
girls always only date people other than me

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Jealous of my biceps meatcuck?

You're in the right place user.

I wonder how many protein supplements and steroids you have to take to overcome a malnutritious vegan diet.

>what do?
consider it a dodged bullet. mentally ill chicks are fun in bed, but you can't date them.

move on to the next sloot

implying you can build muscle without proper nutrition and protein
>being this stupid
have you ever lifted more than a burger?

healthier generally means smarter user
check those facts

so you suck yourself off?

you seem to have a reading disability, user.

Other way around, kiddo, and being a vegan kind of precludes you from being smart.

Not him, but I think you're the one with the reading disability. He's saying it would be impossible to build that much muscle if you weren't getting enough nutrients from a vegan diet. Notice how he said "proper nutrition and protein" not "protein and steroids." I think the words got all mixed up in your head.

eat a steak

go vegan, vegan pussy tastes better

Here let me put it into simple words for you user:
Healthy brain is smart brain
Nice try though, kiddo.

kek

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How could anyone be this stupid

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.